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    Psioncy

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    Re: Radar indicates Female approaching...

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:56 pm

    Oh my god, maybe I am bad.

    I can't wait for her to leave.

    I mean, I love the sex. LOVE IT.

    She is incredible, just does what I want without me even asking.

    It's the best sex ever. But... and I don't mean to sound like a fucking douche, BUT...

    I fucking *hate* havi9ng all her shit all over my house!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can't wait to get rid of.... not her... but her fucking SHIT.

    Which, let's face it, is part and parcel of "*her*!

    Just get your (very enjoyable) vagina out of my house with all its stuff.

    The vagina can stay but not the stuff.

    The fucking stuff is a GODDAMN DEALBREAKER!!!!


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    Re: Radar indicates Female approaching...

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:33 pm

    Well it's been nice.

    She's leaving. And I'm really happy to get all her shit out of my house and get it all back to normal.

    Women are just really messy complicated creatures. And I'm too adapted to living alone.

    I mean I complain about it, but really, my time is MINE. I can stay up all night reading, playing video games, watching TV series.

    Sit around in my underwear and let the farts rip. Smoke and do whatever I effin want.

    When there's a woman in your house, everything changes. It all revolves around her needs and her schedule.

    And you live in an insane world of clutter.

    I'm gonna go for a part-time GF after this I think. A couple booty-calls week, maybe out to dinner once or whatever.

    Between work and all my personal hobbies, I just don't have the time and energy to devote to a full-time GF.

    What I really just need is the sex. I know that sounds terrible, but it's true. I mean a *little* talking and stuff is nice, but not so much of it.


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    Re: Radar indicates Female approaching...

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:44 pm

    Ok I need to be honest here. This woman is very special to me.

    She is stupid. Stupid as a fucking fuck retard.

    But... I do love her.

    Her pussy is the very best I've ever had in my entire life. I have had a lot of good pussy, but hers is different. It's like heaven.

    I guess cuz she got married at a young age and then didn't do other sex.

    But whatever. It's my favorite pussy ever, and I just had two weeks of it. Well, her period came, but I didn't even care for one second.

    So after you get the best pussy you ever have ever then somebody wants to challenge your manhood. Asskicking of the most masculine variety is assured.

    Just try it. Society is afraid of it. I will kick you fucking bitch ass, bitch, whore, cunt....

    That girl really did all that to me, but the fact is....

    I fucked her with her legs spread to high heaven. And she knows who the master is.



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    Re: Radar indicates Female approaching...

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:48 pm

    If you knew what you were doing it would make more sense to light a fart it would to act like you know who the master is.

    HINT: It is me.

    Otherwise, have a nice disfigurement for you lifetime on Earth, from the flammable fart I lit on ur face!


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    Re: Radar indicates Female approaching...

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:49 pm

    Infamy is better than "famy" or "no fame".
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    So have a good day, being nobody. You fucking asshole!


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    Re: Radar indicates Female approaching...

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:28 pm

    I need to be a man.

    This woman is great. She gave so much aweso9me sex, then she had her period.

    That is not her fault!

    ANd I even loved her after that with no sex.

    So I am a good guy, like an angel of heaven who has the right to judge you!


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    Re: Radar indicates Female approaching...

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:29 pm

    I am a gracious man who has no real anger except that against the sophists of evil.

    You know who you are.

    Me?

    Me is fkd!!!!

    But you will be3 fkd first m'fkrs!!!!!!


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    Re: Radar indicates Female approaching...

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:34 pm

    You have to adaqpt and improvise.

    Yeah I love her even she is stupid.

    I mean *real* stupid. I love her.

    Anyway.

    So that's the deal with that. So whatever...

    Let's just see where it leads.


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    Re: Radar indicates Female approaching...

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:46 pm

    I think I'm gonna get a new GF.

    THe recent sex reminded me of that value.

    Girl's are just like "OK, thank you for the COCK!@"

    That's pretty m,uch their bullshit.

    ANd I'm fine with that.


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