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    The Great Splendini

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    a few more people want me dead

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:29 pm

    slept with a girl ONCE. and then ended it. i know it's not going to work out. but the DRAMA man.

    it's like we've been dating for years.

    tears, emotional blackmail, making me feel like an ahole, veiled threats, the whole shebang. she got real clingy real quick.



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    Re: a few more people want me dead

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:31 pm

    and in my local neighborhood, a corner store opens up.

    it's owned by a couple. sometimes the husband is there, sometimes the wife.

    the wife is chatty and friendly. so i reciprocated. now the husband thinks i'm making a move on her.

    she must have blabbed something about me.

    lesson learned: avoid talking to these babbling cunts near where you live. the minute you get a little friendly, their husbands think you're moving in. and you have to walk by the place every day.

    i'm doing all my shopping at carrefour from now on.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: a few more people want me dead

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Aug 24, 2014 10:57 pm

    Well, you ever heard with "sex in city" Samantha?

    I slept with her. Granted, the sex was not that good.

    We were both wicked drunk.



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    Re: a few more people want me dead

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Aug 24, 2014 10:57 pm

    But I fucked a TV star!

    What have you done?


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Aug 24, 2014 10:59 pm

    You are kind of like the wished he was me.


    Ok. I will give her to you.


    TAKE HER!


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    Re: a few more people want me dead

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Aug 24, 2014 11:02 pm

    This is how get a girl.

    You tell her there is a test (and there really is_)


    Then you tell how and the smarter boys are gonna cheat on the test.

    Then you cheat you friends to help her!!!!















    You wil get totally laid.














    Then later, we will come and KICK YOUR ASS!


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    Re: a few more people want me dead

    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Aug 25, 2014 11:20 am

    Fuck you, sciency.

    I'm sick of your never-ending bullshit upon bullshit upon bullshit.

    I don't know how your mind operates.

    And quite frankly, I don't care.

    All I know is you have dogshit between your ears.

    And we're going to clean out your ears with soap. And Q-tips dipped in cyanide.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: a few more people want me dead

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:07 pm

    Dude, I'm telling you. I totally fucked that chick.

    She was vacationing in my hometown and we met at a bar, starting talking and doing shots. Then she invited me back to her room, where I boned her.

    I remember distinctly cuz my GF fucking freaked out. I mean, she conducted a full-scale investigation of my whereabouts. By the time I got home the next day, she knew which bar I'd been at and who I'd been fucking all night.

    But, hey, she was no saint herself, so whatever.


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    Re: a few more people want me dead

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:42 pm

    what century are we talking about here?

    you're confusing me with all your exes and past history of failed relationships.


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