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    The Great Splendini

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    when is your flight, scienc-eeey

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:12 pm

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    Psioncy

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Oct 30, 2014 5:44 am

    Stalking me now, huh?

    Remember, Cananaduhrrrr is just a stone's throw away for me.  I could literally be there in five minutes to KICK THE EVERLOVING SHIT OF YOU AT ANY M'FKN TIME!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:35 pm

    1. i want to make sure you get on the plane

    2. i want OUT. i'm jealous.

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:16 am

    Yeah, I'm getting on the plane.  Straight to lasagnatown!  Provolone cheese, pickles, beef, sour cream, ice-cream, fresh OJ, salads... oh god I'm gonna go full-glutton for at least a week straight.

    The only thing that sucks is that I have zero chance of getting laid way out in the sticks without a car.  Well.... maybe....

    I think I've still got some old schoolmates in hoofing distance.  Haven't heard from 'em in decades, and they're probably married or whatever.  But, hey, I'm sure they're bored too if they still live there, so if they want hoof it over to my mom's house for some extramarital hijinx, I'll make sure my mother keeps her mouth shut about it.  (I got dirt on her too)

    I bet I got a bunch of crap there too.  Maybe even my old 22 rifle and bearhunting bow.  Probably needs to be restrung.  

    You know what's funny?  I've never killed a deer.  I've been out with people deerhunting, but never shot one myself.  Just never felt like it.  I mean I know where they are, where TONS of them are, but I don't tell anyone.  Shit they roam around behind my mom's house all the time.  

    Now I'm just thinking "free meat" though.  Venison is ok if you make it like meatballs in a real spicy/tangy sauce.

    If winter weren't looming I'd try growing something.  Everyone'll be harvesting their marijuana with the first frost.  Not that I like marijuana, but I'm looking at being incredibly bored, so...


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:34 am

    Jealous?    scratch

    It's simple.  Find the family member with the biggest emptiest house, write them pitiful emails until THEY suggest it, then buy the ticket.

    If you really play it right, maybe THEY will buy the ticket. cheers

    I was really surprised how cheap the tickets are now.  Some were like $650, but that was like nearly 50 hours of flight hopping, so I went $800 for something more direct, approx 20 hours.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:57 pm

    yeah because nobody flies back now.

    people fly back at xmas and new year.

    the ships have sailed, man.

    last time i tried staying with my folks, but i had to cut the vacation short because i can't tolerate my mom.

    and the time before that, i stayed a couple of months at my sister's place. her husband was getting sick of having me around.

    and go back to what? you need a decent long-term plan, otherwise you'll be dependent on other people. nothing sucks more than that.

    i'm staying put until i can figure out a long-term plan.

    how much could you save on food by raising your own chickens?


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:31 pm

    Dude, proteinwise I could just survive on seasnails.

    Rose-hip tea, and bunny-burgers. If one can swim under a dock, unlimitted lobster is also available.

    The way I look at it is that I branched out young, in my teenage years, so I'm fucking *owed* some freeloading.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:35 pm

    M'fkrs, you don't know who I am.

    I am a fisherman. I can catch any fucking gilled=asshole=shit in fresh or salt-water!

    Food is everything... yet food is *nothing*.

    Pussy is everything!

    Yet...

    Wait, I can't find the answer to that one yet...


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:38 pm

    the question is:

    every dollar you make, you squander. but on what?

    how much per gram does food cost you?

    how much per gram do you need to pay for pussy?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:40 pm

    the way i fucking see it, i'm OWED a fucking lottery ticket.

    not just 1 mil.

    the fucking POWERBALL.

    200 fucking mil.

    candy and mandy and pina coladas, here i come baby!




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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Oct 31, 2014 3:04 pm

    i met an american guy in his 60s.

    he doesnt have much money, but his wife does.

    maybe if you stick around long enough you can find a woman with money.

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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:10 pm

    Man, all ur posts do is prove how little you know about me.

    I met a rich woman, rich as fucking shit. Richer than Donald Duckin' TRUMP.

    She was top level central government and rich out her ass.

    But I couln't stand her shit.  I want real love, or nothing.

    Do I regret not selling out sometimes... yeah.  Sorta.  I had the express ticket to easy street, but it was a LIE.

    I happen to care aobut truth.  Even it impoverishes me, which it has.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:12 pm

    She even wanted to marry me.

    I said no. Cuz i didn't love her, not really.

    Do you understand what I'm sayinjg? I held out for a foregone conclusion over her, now I've got *nothing*.

    Oh well, STILL WORTH IT!


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:14 pm

    If this ever goes to court, all I have to say is this:

    I HAVE NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR THIS COURT!

    I hope someone slays President OBOLA, and mostly....

    I hope it's *me*!

    YAY! GO TERRORISTS!!!!!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:24 pm

    that's dangerous what you're writing man.

    you're crossing the line.

    delete your posts before someone high up on the food chain reads them.

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:15 am

    Fuck you, Fucko!

    Stop being such a friggin' coward.  Like 6-8 people read this m'fkr, you and I included.

    If the NSA doesn't have anything better to do than monitor this site, then they can go fuck themselves too!


    The NSA, The CIA, FBI, KFC, QED, KGB, REM etc...
    The Federal Government and Pres-o-dent Obola
    Corporate Assholes Inc.
    Hollywood and the supposedly "free" press
    Wall Street and the Entire Banking Sytem
    And all their JEW MASTERS....

    CAN ALL GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:22 am

    On second thought, REM wasn't half bad actually. cyclops


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Nov 03, 2014 12:32 pm

    Hey FUCK-O!

    WTF is your fkn problem anyway? Why can't you go back to Canadu? Did Oblivia Newton Jon fucking fuckidy fuck or something?

    Let me guess, everyone in Beavercrap Junction already wants you dead. lol!



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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Nov 03, 2014 1:42 pm

    Pi's hometown motto:  "We get all the crap from *all* the beavers, cuz
    we are BeaverCrap Junction!"

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