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    Epicly Laid!


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    Epicly Laid!

    Post  Psioncy on Mon Nov 17, 2014 1:01 am

    Yeah, it looks like I'm leaving China with a bang instead of a whimper.

    (Even *I* was figuring on a whimper!)

    I just got so epically laid it's not even funny. Out of nowhere too.

    Oh man, was it ever-so-sweet. Like just the best pussy ever.

    Asia is saying goodbye, with her vagina. We sure fucked each other good.

    But duty calls... and I have to go back and fuck America once again.

    She won't know what hit her either, cuz I'll be using all my acquired asian kung-fu fucking skills on her.

    "It's all part of the plan."
    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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