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    The Great Splendini

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Dec 14, 2014 8:57 am

    you never scored poon hand over fist, you lying sack of shit.

    you had LONG DRY SPELLS.

    followed by EVEN LONGER DRY SPELLS.

    with LONG DRY SPELLS IN BETWEEN THE LONGER DRY SPELLS.

    and THE TRAGEDY is precisely what makes it so memorable.

    if you were scoring poon left right and center, you'd be forgotten.

    yeah, eat soup. with a straw.

    if you got time off, walk 2 hours a day. get yourself some music and e-books on your ipod. in 2 months, it will all come off.

    that's my plan for the next couple of months.

    i'll be a lean mean fightin' machine motherfuckers.

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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:00 pm

    Dude, you just have no friggin' idea how incredibly much poon I was scoring between '06 and '11.

    It was a ridiculous amount of poon.

    In the early days of this website it was unreal.  I was getting them off TBJ and sometimes the bars.  I even had a week where I banged 7 different women in 7 days.

    Sometimes I even got "twofers".  That's when you get a bitch home earlier and pork her brains out, then she goes home and bring in another.

    Housewives, Fiances, College Girls... it was porn fantasy come true!

    I even remember scoring "new pussy" and literally while I'm hitting it, thinking about some other new pussy I was working on.  That's right, I couldn't even wait til I finished with the bird in hand to move onto the two in the bush.

    By 2011 it had slowed down considerably as my alcoholism was definitely getting the better of me.  But there were still women.  Even by 12-13, in the very worst of it, I pulled off a few spectacular pussy heists.

    And this year, there's been four.  Recycles, but still... not too bad considering how deathly sauced into oblivion I'd been.

    I'm celibate now and fine with it, I'm in full recovery mode with no drinking.  All I see everyday are shitloads of forest critters while I'm smoking on the deck. (The woods behind the house look just like what that sith with that retarded light saber is walking into in the new Star Wars trailer) And I like it this way, it's just what I need.  I'm like Rocky prepping a comeback, but instead of winning some stupid championship prizefight, I'll just make it another epic substance-fueled foreign poon spree.  Cuz that's actually way better.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:52 pm

    i met a 69 year old recently.

    he scored a lot of poon working overseas in china, russia, and several other countries.

    that's all he thinks about is getting laid.

    problem is he never saved much money. now he's old and broke.

    not to mention alone for the last 15 years because it gets harder to score "poon" as you get older.

    and he has to rely on his kids to support him now.

    fairly sad story, adventures in poonland notwithstanding.

    so moral of the story: scoring loads and loads of poon isn't necessarily the best overall path to contentment. there are other things in life to worry about. and a long-term relationship might be a good idea for most people at some point.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Dec 14, 2014 1:24 pm

    it's adolescent bullshit to brag about how many girls you screwed.

    arrested development.

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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:00 pm

    You can chase money and security all you want, but getting old and dying sucks no matter what, and on that deathbed, you'll realize you can't take those with you.  But poon, once you get that, it's FOREVER.

    Kids, sure. But I'm done with that.  Mine is awesome, she's rocking and rolling all over the planet now like a boss.

    I think you got the right idea about mexico.  I'm thinking of plotting my next long-term misdadventure south of the border, maybe through central/south/latin america or wherever.  All I gotta do is learn spic.  Hell of a lot easier than Chink, and I already know a *little* from two years of it in high school.

    Great music, freedom, cheap, hot poon.  What's not to like?

    Cuz I sure don't want to end up desperately pursuing "hobbies" to fill the empty void left by monogamy and life in suburbia like Eggo here.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Dec 14, 2014 4:07 pm

    low blow, eggraid. you gonna take that?

    no, mexico fell through, anyway, i later found out it was a religious school and they lowered the salary from what they were originally offering.

    but the FOOD. mexican food must be mighty good, i'm guessing.

    and it's proximity to the states is not shabby. you can literally head to the US on weekends and wouldn't feel too homesick.

    but overall, i'm thinking the salaries are not great and maybe it's not the safest place.

    no, poon dies out fast. the next morning after sex, you want it again. it fades out of the memory really fast. it's like eating a meal.

    no matter how good the meal is, if you buy a bottle of 10 000 dollar wine, your body doesn't hold the sensation long.

    i gotta teach you everything? go figure it out for yourself.


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    Post  eggraid on Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:01 pm

    What are you supposed to do then, Sciency?

    Go to Vietnam, fuck girls and get drunk while teaching English on your sparetime? Sounds more like you never managed to settle-down anywhere at all. Sure you lived in China for long, but from the sound of it, it seems like you spent a hell lot of years at one place but never really found your place.

    I have a balcony with tons of Chiliplants, birds on my shoulders and a beer can next to me. Soon my girlfriend, who lives on the same block, is coming home and we're going to drink some more beer and cook some food and listen RnR. I'd pick that over any exotic enviornment or foreign country or whatever. I prefer a peace of mind before silly "adventures".


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    Post  eggraid on Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:04 pm

    splendini:

    From what i've heard, salaries in Mexico are crap.

    If you're going to stay in Asia, why not go to Taiwan or Japan instead for the social security and pensions??


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Dec 15, 2014 3:56 am

    the "adventure" part of living abroad grows tired pretty fast.

    mexico seems like shit.

    taiwan seems good. also, south korea.

    japan? the salaries haven't changed in years.

    the middle east has good salaries.

    fuck pensions. that ship has sailed for me.

    i need to pull a fucking rabbit out of my ass or i'm totally fucked for life.

    a steady job with a pension has never worked for me and never will.

    the gods nudged me out of steady 9 to 5 jobs with pensions a long time ago.

    i need to figure out another way to survive.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Dec 15, 2014 9:19 pm

    but maybe i need to follow the path of extricating myself from china.

    and give myself 6 months to 1 year or something.



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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:26 am

    eggraid wrote:What are you supposed to do then, Sciency?

    Go to Vietnam, fuck girls and get drunk while teaching English on your sparetime? Sounds more like you never managed to settle-down anywhere at all. Sure you lived in China for long, but from the sound of it, it seems like you spent a hell lot of years at one place but never really found your place.

    I have a balcony with tons of Chiliplants, birds on my shoulders and a beer can next to me. Soon my girlfriend, who lives on the same block, is coming home and we're going to drink some more beer and cook some food and listen RnR. I'd pick that over any exotic enviornment or foreign country or whatever. I prefer a peace of mind before silly "adventures".


    Who finds their "place" in China?  I don't belong anywhere, that's my curse... and my blessing.  

    You see, you guys say stuff like "partying and fucking vietnamese chicks"  like it's a bad thing.  And "settling down to a life of rehumping ol' besse  and pusswhipdom" like it somehow shows quote/unquote "maturity".   Rolling Eyes

    Well guess what?  I'm done with that crap for LIFE.  Give me variety or give me death.  Sure there are dry spells, they come with the territory.

    But even during one, I'm free to do whatever I want with my time.  I don't have a house full girl-clutter and some bitch passively controlling my entire schedule.  I don't want anymore kids, so I don't need marriage.  I like having time for my hobbies.  I follow the space-telescope findings, the news, or just researching whatever concept I've taken a transient fancy to.  I go through phases of gaming to writing to movies to whatever as the mood suits me.  And on MY time, whenever I fucking want.  

    And here's a news flash for you:  Boning a variety of hot chicks and doing wahtever the F you want is completely fucking awesome beyond anything and everything!

    And what's more, you already *know* that.  Every man does.

    What brought me down were my vices, but I'm getting those under control.  I'm exercising daily, not drinking, and dieting.  And I'm contenting myself to stay in this recovery mode for as long as it takes.  

    I'm a professional low-life expat, it's who I am and what I do. And when the time is right I will climb back into that saddle and ride into the next blazing sunset of glory!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:25 pm

    you don't need to apologize for your lifestyle.

    the fact is, every lifestyle has pros and cons.

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    Post  eggraid on Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:36 pm

    Eh, what kind of women have you been with?


    Sciency. It's fully possible to find a reasonable girlfriend. You don't have to make up reasons not to have a woman to feel less dissatisfied. You can't get an apple so now all apples are rotten.

    What do you plan on doing for the next 10 years? Boning Asian 3rd world pussy? Seriously? You're going to spend your time with girls who are mentally 12 years old so that you can have an orgasm and fall asleep from being drunk.

    Movie title: "Sciency goes to Bangkok"

    Quality!



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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Jan 04, 2015 12:57 am

    I guess you haven't been following the other thread.  I've ruled against Bangkok and now have my sights set on Phnom Pehn for reasons I've already outlined.  And they've got a lot less to do with "pussy" than they do with living an interesting life, exploring a new culture, and, of course, easy living.

    I like freedom, I like living in a potential, and Cambodia is still undeveloped enough to be an open canvass.  And from the sounds of things it's gonna stay that way for quite some while.  ESL salaries are not high, but they are very good compared to the cost of living, and that's all that counts.  

    I like being able to smoke in the bar, dabble in the new language, figure out how things work and how to handle them on my own.  I had no assistance living in China and I managed for a great many years, often by a thread but I perseverved nonetheless.  I like the challenge, I'm cut out for it.  And teaching english can make a real difference.  I impart my students with not only skill, but inspiration and encouragement.  So I am doing some good in the world after all.

    Sure, I have chronic yellow fever too. I won't deny that is a significant factor, and Asia is the best place to be for that.  But it's not the sum of my life and interests, not by a long shot.


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