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    Delicious Non-alcoholic Cocktail that will PUT YOU ON YOUR ASS!

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    Psioncy

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    Delicious Non-alcoholic Cocktail that will PUT YOU ON YOUR ASS!

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:16 am

    I slept 12 hours last night, which is around 9 more than my average.  Here's how to do it with the most delicious cocktail ever concocted:

    Brew one cup of Celestial Seasoning Black Cherry Berry herbal tea.  Allow it to steep several minutes before squeezing and removing the bag.  This stuff tastes amazing just on its own.

    Pour in Cherry Nyquil, like a 1/3 to 1/2 of a dose.  

    And a dash of Robituson DXM cough syrup.

    (I also splash in some Ocean Spray Cranberry Pomegranate Juice when available)

    Pop one benadryl capsule and consume.  The flavor is just heavenly.  And you will feel it working very soon.  

    The onset is one of deep relaxation and that sensation intensifies until you are straight up *gone* into REM-land for a solid 8-12 hours.

    No bad aftereffects upon waking either, beyond some grogginess obviously.


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    Re: Delicious Non-alcoholic Cocktail that will PUT YOU ON YOUR ASS!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:58 pm

    yeah but what's in that stuff?

    and when i'm really stressed i have trouble sleeping.

    but what the fuck you got to be stressed about?

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    Re: Delicious Non-alcoholic Cocktail that will PUT YOU ON YOUR ASS!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:56 am

    There's a bunch of stuff in there, dextromethorifukitol and benzadoodle and whatever is the robutison.

    It's the trifecta of K.O.ing yourself. Not that I need it, per se, cuz I've been sleeping like a dead baby corpse since I got back.

    Once the alcohol was good and out my system, my slumbering abilities were magically restored just from that.

    But there's no reason that should preclude all other forms of substance abuse. I need *something* to live for.

    And it's just nice. Really relaxes your body, even when you wake up you feel relaxed and calm the whole morning.


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