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    Satan's Kingdom 2010 Reader Bar Club & Restaurant Awards. VOTE NOW!

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    Satan's Kingdom 2010 Reader Bar Club & Restaurant Awards. VOTE NOW!

    Post  Admin on Tue May 04, 2010 12:55 pm

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    Gerald's Poppadoms

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    Come and pop down to Gerald's Poopadoms!

    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Tue May 04, 2010 1:54 pm

    Why not pop down to my poopadom restaurant in Chaoyang!? farao

    Every poopadom is personally handled!

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    In Mumbai we like to do everything by hand and I mean everything!


    Hell, there aint no tissues in the Chinese crappers anyway right?

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    Re: Satan's Kingdom 2010 Reader Bar Club & Restaurant Awards. VOTE NOW!

    Post  Admin on Tue May 04, 2010 3:08 pm

    Vote for the poopadoms, you sons of bitches!

    Eat the poopadom, wipe the shit from ur mouth, then say "thank you sir, may I have another please!"

    Then come on here and write a goddamn glorious review on each of your 11 accounts about how fkn tasty it was.

    Or so help me christ I'll flesh search the shit out of every last one of you and make ur lives a living hell!!!!!

    Don't you want your free carlsberg, you ungrateful little bastards!?!
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    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 05, 2010 3:59 am

    Mmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!! Tastes so *good*

    Poo-padoms. From Mumbai, India.

    Can I get another one, sir?

    Please?

    It's the poo that makes them taste so *good*.

    Don't you agree?

    Cunts???
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    Psioncy

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 05, 2010 4:10 am

    What would they have to do to top poopadoms?

    Put a large gray beatle in a tortilla and pee on it?

    You would not be satisfied!

    VOTE NOW, u fkn jerkoves! There's only one restaurant on the ballot!!!

    Show your passivity poodlehumpers.

    What am I talking about?

    You already are!
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    Post  Ivor Biggun on Thu May 06, 2010 5:42 pm

    I like Xinjaing food.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sat May 08, 2010 10:52 pm

    Oh, me too!

    Yangrou chuanr w/ nan, who *doens't* fkn love that?

    In America all we had was lamb chops with mint sauce.

    So i was like "fuck the lamb in the ass!"

    But that xinjiang seasoning makes it *so* worthwhile to eat lamb.

    I have some in my cupboard. I even mix it with chicken or whatever chinese gruel I'm cooking up when i'm on a budget.

    My budgetary is rolling sweet right now though.

    I want mthrfkn blueberry pie w/ Häagen-Dazs!


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    Gerald's Poppadoms

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 09, 2010 12:47 pm

    Sanya and Hainan has awesome barbeque, if you ever go there find a good place and check out the baby chicken and spicy egg-plant.

    Anchor Ice beer is great too.
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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 13, 2010 5:11 pm

    Admin wrote:Most Toxic Fake Booze In Sanlitun

    Any TBJ sponsored venue.

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