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    The Great Splendini

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:45 pm

    on second thought, i don't think i want to read MORE of your fucking drivel.

    what with all the drivel i've read on this shitheap.

    the title of the book is a secret? or can i share it with all the stalkerish psychos out there?

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:48 pm

    Pi, can i tell you something seriously? From the heart?
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    Do not bow before any man.

    If you bow before a woman to get sex, fine!@

    But not man, not ever!!!!!!

    Never!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:51 pm

    I will only bow before GOD.

    But since he is invisible, I guess all bets are off!

    Let's play.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:52 pm

    ok, so the title of the book is.....

    stalkers, have you pen and paper ready.....

    to be revealed NEXT WEEK. stay tuned.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:55 pm

    and i don't want to damper your enthusiasm, but hemingway blew his brains out.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:59 pm

    Don't even talk about HEMINGQAY. You faggot.

    I will blow my brains out long and better than he ever thought to.

    you want me to die?

    Ok, let's do it. I'm *ready*


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:00 pm

    I am ready right now.

    ON a mountainside where the eagles cry.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:02 pm

    Love lift us up where we belong!!!!!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:00 pm

    i have to admit, the synopsis sounds intriguing.

    you could well be on your way to a writing career maybe?




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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:16 am

    No money so far. What you've got to is write a series and give the first book away free so that customers will buy the subsequent ones.

    I need to stop fucking around and get the sequel written.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:17 am

    the way i see it, if you keep writing, the chances of ONE of your books becoming popular increases.

    then, the fans will seek out all the other books.

    give out the first book for free? are you sure? maybe just make the first chapter of each book available for free on amazon or google books?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:19 am

    i've seen books on google books where a large portion of it (maybe an entire chapter) is available to read online.

    you should look into that.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:33 am

    anyway, this is the internet age.

    if i had a book under my belt, i'd start a blog.

    the blog will attract people to your site. the blog is free and everyone loves free.

    in this day and age where people download everything, people expect free stuff.

    then promote your book on your blog.

    you have to keep putting yourself out there so people know you exist, otherwise you'll be drowned out in a sea of britney spears pop videos.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:37 am

    get back into teaching.

    get a teaching job and write on the side.

    you can't write full-time if it's not paying the rent.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:32 am

    there was an article about seinfeld on yahoo.

    and then later on, i read that the seinfeld episodes are being aired on Hulu this summer.

    so the 'article' was an advertisement in disguise.

    that's how the mainstream media works. they shove their shit in your face.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:22 am

    here's another suggestion:

    create an audio version. read the book aloud and record it.

    and put it out for sale and/or put it up for free on youtube (or maybe just put the first chapter up for free on youtube).

    something like that.

    there's plenty of audio books (old books with no copyrights) on youtube. but since you're starting out, you could put your up for free or part of it.


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    Post  eggraid on Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:46 am

    Maybe your books will be read once youre dead? By your mom, or great splendini? How about that?

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    Post  eggraid on Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:47 am

    And me ofcourse, dont forget about me. Im a swell guy
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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:47 pm

    You are the penultimate worthless TURD!

    BTW: F U BJORK!!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:55 pm

    Hey Pison, canuck...

    Let's listen to this bjork.

    Maybe he has somethig say.

    You know they often don't speak engish or Faggot (french)

    It's like some kind of german dialact.

    So be patient and see what he has to say.

    It may be worth it.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:14 pm

    Hey Pison...

    Canuck!

    Let's call in the scandinavians!!!!!

    Just for fun. Just for a joke!


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