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    The Great Splendini

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    this is why you don't want to fuck with eggraid !!!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun May 24, 2015 9:50 pm

    Swedish man scares the living shit out of an attacking bear
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtC14cpwwXg
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    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 26, 2015 11:58 am



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue May 26, 2015 7:04 pm

    i just got assaulted by a student.

    to be fair, i started it. he's one of these stupid lazy-ass assholes who's always playing with his mobile phone.

    and i was hounding him.

    and i even put my fingers on his shoulders. which is out of line, i admit.

    he came up to sit next to me. i thought he wanted to apologize or clear the air.

    instead, he was waiting for a proper moment to pounce.

    and he did.

    he got in at least 2 or 3 punches. they didn't seem hard. but my fucking neck hurts!

    seriously though, how can a country survive with 200 million kids playing angry birds in schools?

    this country is going to HELL.



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue May 26, 2015 9:18 pm

    maybe the incident that happened today is a message from God to get the hell out of china.

    and if i don't heed the message, i'll end up dead soon.



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue May 26, 2015 10:34 pm

    heya peoples.

    i got fucking PUNCHED in the FUCKING HEAD .... TWICE ... today.

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 27, 2015 2:01 am

    So like what, you didn't fight back?

    Some student hits me I will beat his fucking ass to the curb.

    Wham bam splat.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed May 27, 2015 2:09 am

    i don't know how to fight.

    the only time i will fight is if my life is threatened.

    and even then, i think i might chicken out.

    his punches seemed gay. i barely felt them. but later i had a sore neck, so he did a bit of damage.

    but i felt bad because i called him stupid. which he is coz all he does is plays with his fucking mobile phone.

    but i still stepped out of line.

    and besides, we're laowai here. they can call 100 of their closest friends real quick. fighting is not a good idea.

    or maybe i should have kicked his fucking ass to teach him a lesson once and for all not to be a stupid bum the rest of his life.

    i'm thinking to hop on a fucking plane back home even without having anything lined up.

    china is starting to drive me insane. i think i'll lose my mind here. if i don't get myself killed first.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed May 27, 2015 5:32 pm

    the problem with china is there's too many people with low IQ.

    ordinarily, if a kid is doing shit in school, you just fail them and game over.

    but in china, you'd have to fail half the population. so they let them sleep and play with their mobile phones.

    they have no way to solve this problem.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed May 27, 2015 5:40 pm

    they actually put out a fucking survey. this is one of the questions on the survey:

    when students are not participating in class, what are they doing?
    a) sleeping
    b) playing with mobile phones
    c) ????

    seriously, no joke. it was an actual survey.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 29, 2015 1:41 pm

    actually, if i would have punched him back, i would have been in big trouble.

    so i'm glad i didn't.

    but what really bothers me is that he sneaked up on me and i didn't see him coming. those are not good survival instincts. it means anyone can attack me at any time and i won't see it coming.

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:29 pm

    That is the way of the CHINK.

    They know you are in their land and will have problems for basic self-defense.

    That's why you have to MURDER EVERY CHINK YOU SEE.

    I'm sorry if that sounds extreme, but it's the only way.


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    Post  eggraid on Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:44 am

    Be glad he isnt a bear then
    But then agaib, Now all students know you dont have to be a bear to punch you and get away with it, which pretty much leaves you a prone target in the classroom.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:42 am

    china is a giant brothel.

    any idiot, no matter how stupid and lazy, can graduate from college here.

    no standards whatsoever.



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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:44 pm

    You know what Chinar is?

    It's a whore.

    And worthless one!


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:45 pm

    When I fuck a chinagirl I just think

    "Worthless whore@!"

    I can't help it.

    But it gets me off, so that's cool.


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