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    The Great Splendini

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    nearly got into another fight

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:01 am

    a guy was walking with his friend, he was talking about me to his friend and laughing.

    fragile ego that i have, i don't particularly like being mocked/ridiculed.

    so i went up to him and said "what's so fucking funny asshole?"

    and he walked away.

    fortunately, coz i really don't know how to fight.

    i'm gonna get myself killed here one day.

    or kill someone.

    or both.


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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:16 am

    i'm not walking around like a tourist anymore.

    every time i head out there, i should expect a potential confrontation.

    it's warfare out there.

    i don't care if there's a billion against one.

    if i get attacked, i'm taking at least one of them down to hell with me.

    fuck you assholes.

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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:26 pm

    Yeah, as my listening improved I realized they were *often* talking about me. 

    I chalk it up to chinks being assholes and continue on my way without it bothering me to much.

    I try to remember that it could be a lot worse.  For example, I could be chink.  Shocked


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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:29 pm

    What we need around is a chink emoticon. There's GOT to be a good out there. The more racist the better!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:35 pm

    Nothing really stood out on the emoji search, but I did find this little GEM:



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    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."
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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:41 pm



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    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."
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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:42 pm



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    "What is the plan?"
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    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."
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    Re: nearly got into another fight

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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:44 pm



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    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."
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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:46 pm



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    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:40 pm

    yeah i should walk around with chinkyeye glasses

    i never had problems before

    it's just in the last couple of years

    maybe before i didn't notice or it didn't bother me

    maybe i'm getting increasingly angry and bitter the longer i stay here

    you're smarter than me. just avoid conflict.

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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jun 23, 2015 4:08 pm

    Hell, street nongtards were all I handled well.

    I got into all kinds of conflict.  Mostly scummy landlords and employers.

    And such conflict as I created when I was drinking, but I was blacked out for most of that so I can't really recall too well.


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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jun 23, 2015 4:48 pm

    yeah, fucking landlords.

    once i didn't get my deposit back because the bed frame was broken.

    but this fucking furniture is all fucking crap. it's designed to break after 2 weeks.

    and it wasn't worth the deposit.

    i was stressed about work, so i just let it go.

    i don't have the energy to fight off every asshole that fucks you.
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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:25 am

    I had a lot of different apartments, and I had problems with every landlord. Every *single* one.

    And it was always THEIR problem, totally in the wrong, and putting me in a ridiculous situation. Same goes for employers.

    I won't go into to detail, yet. I'm trying not to think about all that chinky bullshit. Still makes my blood boil.

    I dreamed I was back in Beijing last night. In the dream I even remember posting a thread "I'm back, M'FKRS!"

    Then I woke up, really REALLY glad not to be back there.


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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:26 am

    If I do ever go back, I'm definitely going with the Chop Suey Specs.

    That alone should solve 99% of your problems.


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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:53 am

    Peter Sellers nailed it though.



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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:16 pm

    what film is that? i don't remember it.

    he's a goddamn funny paki in The Party.

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    Re: nearly got into another fight

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 25, 2015 1:34 pm

    The Fiendish Plot of Doctor Fu Manchu

    It's *real* fucking stupid. geek


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    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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