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    The Great Splendini

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    Sciency, you fucking freeloading BUTT-HOLE

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:12 pm

    you go to AA meetings with no intention of giving up drinking?

    who is paying for those AA meetings?

    the taxpayers of the fine municipality?

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:48 pm

    No, AA is a lot like church.  The meetings are actually held in church basements.

    (Surprisingly I didn't burst into flames when I walked in)

    They pass a donation basket.  Costs me a dollar.  Which sucks cuz a pint of vodka in america is $4.  So between the two of them it gets kind of expensive.

    I still have $800 left, but it is dwindling fast.

    At least in church I could get away with swiping some of the money to buy it, but at the meetings the lighting is too strong and we are seated too close together.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:54 pm

    you didn't spontaneously combust?

    proof that you're not the devil or proof that the devil is good at camouflage?

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:02 am

    Well, I'm attending AA *and* drinking.  That's kind of fucked up I realize.

    The people there are actually really good.  It's nice to meet some folks that aren't totally evil.

    And I even *socialize*.... **gasp**

    Last night I was telling them how i moved to chunxiulu near sanlitun after little miss green card flew the coup.

    How my living room was red, like the wall of the forbidden city, and either side of my door was flagged by two cathouses.

    (Excuse me "hair salons sans the scissors")

    And how I went to the very seediest bars in beijing where the nigerian drug dealers hung out and came home at 3 AM to whores in the window on either side of my door, replete with red lights.

    Not that I ever went in.  I mean, there were women, but I didn't stoop that low.

    Ok, I did stoop that low, but I never went in.  They were my neighbors, i talked to them while we were hanging laundry.  My normal clothes and their whore clothes.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jul 11, 2015 1:57 am

    What an awful bender. I am fucking wrecked.

    I thought it was thursday when I got up today... turns out it's friday.

    I can't remember squat either. Well I remember passing out on someone's lawn. The owner was an old lady who came out and talked to me about finding jesus.

    And I vaguely remember getting kicked out of the bar.

    So fucking ridiculous. Well there was that time last year I drank for 5 days straight and could barely remember any of it. Then I hallucinated for a week detoxing.

    The hallucinations this time are pretty mild.

    Jesus, maybe I do need to find jesus. Cuz this is killing me.

    I mean the whole premise of AA is relying on a "Higher Power" to take the compulsion from you, because we are powerless to do it on our own.

    Powerless over alcohol. I know I am. It just fucking kicks my ass over and over again.

    Oh well, I'll go back the meetings I guess. Try to step up my program. I really don't have any other choice.



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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jul 11, 2015 12:14 pm

    When I'm detoxing I get auditory hallucinations from fans. I can hear choral music or even an orchestra. Playing some beautiful stuff too. Or if it's real bad they just straight up start talking to me.

    I googled it up today and it turns out I'm not alone. Lots and lots of pyschotics have the same issue, mostly former meth addicts and the like.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Jul 11, 2015 12:38 pm

    a guy i worked with told me he knew someone with something similar.

    can't remember the details, but he would hear music or something.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:00 pm

    Not just music, but like incredibly beautiful music. Often sounds like a vast chorus is singing.

    Certain fans will play different songs, and they're all unique songs. I memorized a few of the melodies (don't know how to write music) and I'm pretty sure they're totally original.

    I tried playing a 10 hour youtube video of fans running (yes they have that!) but no dice. It has to be an actual fan physically in the room with me, I could only tune in very slightly to the recording.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:46 am

    HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

    good stuff.

    madness is the name of the game.

    it's the only way out of this mess.

    see if you can hear God farting.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:03 pm

    ok, now tell us about your VISIONS.


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