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    Memo to Self --- Get out of China permanently by the end of the year at the latest

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    The Great Splendini

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    Memo to Self --- Get out of China permanently by the end of the year at the latest

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:56 pm

    By hook or by crook.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: Memo to Self --- Get out of China permanently by the end of the year at the latest

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:09 am

    Do crook! it's more fun.

    We have a saying in Maine. Well, it's more like an argument.

    "Where is that hook? I can't find it."

    Answer:

    "If it was up your ass you'd know it!"


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    "It's all part of the plan."
    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."
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    Psioncy

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    Re: Memo to Self --- Get out of China permanently by the end of the year at the latest

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:10 am

    The moral of this story:

    1. Never ask a Mainer where anything is.

    2. Don't ask a Mainer for directions. (Can't get there from here!)


    _________________
    "It's all part of the plan."
    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."
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    Psioncy

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    Re: Memo to Self --- Get out of China permanently by the end of the year at the latest

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:11 am

    BTW:  The correct response to "If it was up your ass you'd know it!" is "Ayuh, I 'bout 'magine I would!"


    _________________
    "It's all part of the plan."
    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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