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    Ok THOR and fkn' ODIN...

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 12:31 pm

    You ever heard of *me*?

    My name is fuckin' LOKI.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 12:35 pm

    LOKI *invites* Thor and Odin to a PARTY!

    COme on brothers, fathers...

    Ragnorok!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:04 pm

    Ok, you OK one of a SON of A BITCH!!!!

    Let's do it.

    I don't care if your name is ODIN or THOR or LOKI!

    I will be sooooo happy to kick your SOB ass, it will impleasure me greatly.

    So let's do it!

    THOR, you fuck of a WHORE!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:05 pm

    Did you hear me, you piece of PUSSY!?

    NOW!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:06 pm

    Whap, whap... go to sleep...

    Have a nice time dreaming of Valhella...

    While it is
    *I*
    Loki
    Who have kicked your ass...

    Sweet Dreams, M'fkr!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:09 pm

    Just let's talk about this...

    Who is your BROTHER, Thor?

    Is it is LOKI??

    Do you remember me?

    Will you remember me in Vahlhalla?


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:14 pm

    Or...

    Or will I strike you *dead*?


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:18 pm

    Ok, I have struck Thor and Odin and Loki dead.

    Is that enough for the crew of the Red Dwarf.

    David Lister?

    Holgraph whoever?

    Mister Cat?

    Have you ever read Douglas Adams?

    I hope so, cuz this is about to happen to you!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:26 pm

    Yes, Loki, brother.

    I heard your code.

    Let's do this. Kill them all!!!!!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:28 pm

    Ok, let's fight.

    Let's fight and fight and fight IRONMAN!

    I don't care.

    I just do not care!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:30 pm

    I am the PEACE-KEEPER.

    Fuck the Avengers.

    Fuck them. They will *pay*!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Aug 27, 2015 2:44 pm

    yeah well i'm ant-man

    and i will kick all your asses
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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 3:05 pm

    Hey Thee VAhhlhala....

    We've already been there.

    Loki and his fucking bullshit!

    It's quite good bullshit. And LOKI will win.

    My name is LOKI and you are*fucked*!

    Have nice fucking day, being fucking dead.

    LOL! Being dead!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 3:07 pm

    And the name of your Avengers...

    are a bunch of pussies...

    LOL! Pussies in explororatioria!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 3:08 pm

    Too many pussies for me to comprehende!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 3:10 pm

    Have a real nice day, being fucking dead.

    I can't wait.  It will feel so good!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Aug 27, 2015 3:23 pm

    now would be a good time to get angry?

    i'm ALWAYS angry.

    PUNY GOD!

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Aug 27, 2015 4:00 pm

    Hey, you ever hear of these mormon assholes?

    They gotz lotz of moneyz!!!$$$ Pilgram asshole, m'fkr.

    LEt's join up? What do you say?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Aug 27, 2015 5:45 pm

    hey dipshit,

    you been up all night?

    why don't you get your beauty rest?

    and you know what?

    your butthole is doomed. because i'm going to unleash an army of pigfuckers on you.

    sleep well.

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Aug 28, 2015 5:01 am

    I'm *always* up all night.  The only reason I know what mornings look like is cuz it signals my bedtime.

    That show "Hell on Wheels" is totally awesome, and Mormons are major element in the main story arc.  So last night I remember talking to some mormon girl on the internet and she asked me to call a number.  I don't remember anything after that, but I did have the phone out when I woke up at 4 pm today.

    Hopefully I didn't join their church or anything stupid like that.

    Whatevs.  Better than getting injured or into police trouble.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Aug 28, 2015 3:16 pm

    Did you know that if you are a mormon saint, after you die you will be given an entire PLANET to rule over?

    And not some shit-planet like Venus or Mars either, one with human inhabitants like Earth.

    How fkn awesome is that?!

    Of course the deal was a lot better when you were guaranteed multiple wives in *this* life, plus awesome extras in the next.

    As you know I am extremely hesitant about religions that put all your rewards in the "next" life.

    Cuz that's sounds like scam-o-rama ding-dong to me.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Aug 28, 2015 3:19 pm

    Even if it's true, and that's BIG if!

    Ok, so I am God of an earth-like planet.  Sounds awesome at the outset but...

    In time it won't be nearly enough.  I'll be looking up at the cosmos and thinking "Why can't I rule ALL the stars?!"

    Then I'll like turn into Darth Vader and rule the galaxy, and then the fkn GALAXY won't even be enough.

    I'll be like "Fuck this one single stupid galaxy, I want the m'fkn UNIVERSE.  M'FKR!~"


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    Post  eggraid on Fri Aug 28, 2015 5:05 pm

    Ok sciency. Have you been drinking again? Weve talked about this before...
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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:26 am

    eggraid wrote:Ok sciency. Have you been drinking again? Weve talked about this before...

    Ok. Ok...

    I am *trying* to be patient with this sell-out nordic fuck M'FKR!

    Ok!

    Let's "talk" about "me."

    *My* drinking.

    You are so FUCKING COOL that you only drink once a week with your Vulva slut.

    Fine.

    Ok.

    Whatever....

    Let's do it... NOW!

    MOTHERUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:37 am

    Jesus Christ!

    Lemme call... 1-800-NORDICA...

    *ring* *ring* *ring*

    Hello.  If you'd like to talk to Odin, press 1.

    If you want the English press 2.

    "2!~!!!!!"

    "Hello.  You must have a something to say..."

    "Goddamn right I do!@"

    "Ok, well then what is it?  You want a norwegian pussy?"

    "Yes!  But... dammit... that is not what I'm calling about."

    "No Norwegian pussy?  Then what?"

    "I am trying to get through to Eggraid, a swede.  He is a pussy, truly.  But kinda a man too.  Maybe his ancestor was a viking?"

    "Let me check the database.  You wanta scandinavian pussy while you wait...?"

    "NO. BITCH@!"

    "Ok, here he is.  This mothefucker works for Volvo.  What should I tell him?"

    TELL HIM THAT HIM AND I ARE GONNA GO AT IT!

    "Okey Dokay!"


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