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    Warnie Eunochs (aka Otto) speaks about his tbj women!

    Post  TobbyG on Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:03 am

    http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE52E06H20090316

    China's last eunuch spills sex secrets



    (Reuters) - Only two memories brought tears to Sun Yaoting's eyes in old age -- the day his father cut off his genitals, and the day his family threw away the pickled remains that should have made him a whole man again at death.

    China's last eunuch was tormented and impoverished in youth, punished in revolutionary China for his role as the "Emperor's slave" but finally feted and valued, largely for outlasting his peers to become a unique relic, a piece of "living history."

    He had stories of the tortuous rituals of the Forbidden City, Emperor Pu Yi's last moments there and the troubled puppet court run by the Japanese during the 1930s. He escaped back to the heart of a civil war, became a Communist official and then a target of radical leftists before being finally left in peace.

    This turbulent life has been recorded in the "The Last Eunuch of China" by amateur historian Jia Yinghua, who over years of friendship drew out of Sun the secrets that were too painful or intimate to spill to prying journalists or state archivists.

    He died in 1996, in an old temple that had become his home, and his biography was finally published in English this year.

    It unveils formerly taboo subjects like the sex life of eunuchs and the emperor they served, the agonizing castrations often done at home and also often lethal, and the incontinence and shame that came with the promise of great power.

    "He was conflicted over whether to tell the secrets of the emperor," said Jia, adding that Sun preserved a loyalty to the old system because he had dedicated so much of his life to it.

    "I was the only person he trusted. He did not even confide in his family, after they threw away his 'treasure,'" Jia added, using traditional eunuchs' slang for their preserved genitals.

    They were discarded during the chaotic 1966-76 Cultural Revolution, when having anything from the "old society" could put lives at risk.

    "He only cried about two things; when telling me about the castration and about the loss of his 'treasure'," said Jia, who works as an energy bureaucrat, but devotes all his spare time to chronicling the dying days of Imperial China after a childhood enthralled by the eunuchs and princes who were his neighbors.

    STERILITY AND POWER

    Over years of painstaking research, he has gleaned arcane details about every aspect of palace life, along with secrets about the emperor's sexuality and cruelty that would look at home on the front page of tabloid newspapers.

    For centuries in China, the only men from outside the imperial family who were allowed into the Forbidden City's private quarters were castrated ones. They effectively swapped their reproductive organs for a hope of exclusive access to the emperor that made some into rich and influential politicians.

    Sun's impoverished family set him on this painful, risky path in hopes that he might one day be able to crush a bullying village landlord who stole their fields and burned their house.

    His desperate father performed the castration on the bed of their mud-walled home, with no anesthetic and only oil-soaked paper as a bandage. A goose quill was inserted in Sun's urethra to prevent it getting blocked as the wound healed.
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    Post  Warnie Enochs on Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:07 am

    Well I'm afraid I don't know how to respond! LOL

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    Post  TobbyG on Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:49 am

    Warnie Enochs wrote:Well I'm afraid I don't know how to respond! LOL


    Let me know when you stopped stuttering, fool!

    Listen to me pal, the jig is up!

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    Post  Warnie Enochs on Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:55 am

    Stuttering?
    I believe we have come to a misunderstanding, pal.

    Is there any way we could resolve this peaceably?

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    Post  TobbyG on Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:05 am

    Warnie Enochs wrote:Stuttering?
    I believe we have come to a misunderstanding, pal.

    Is there any way we could resolve this peaceably?

    Drop your pants sailor!


    the situation has already admitted to having sex with forum men he thought were women. I want the homo to know for sure that fishy smell isn't coming from your taint!


    Is that fair?

    Otherwise you can help me duct tape and gang rape a fat retarded Canadian named Herojuana.

    Take your pick-

    (A) Whip out your cock, or (B) slap it across Herojuana's bare bottom (like his father did)!
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    Post  Warnie Enochs on Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:08 am

    Thats quite a potty-mouth you have there mister, I think maybe we should behave like an adults?

    I don't understand this attitude you have.

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    Post  TobbyG on Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:16 am

    Warnie Enochs wrote:Thats quite a potty-mouth you have there mister, I think maybe we should behave like an adults?

    I don't understand this attitude you have.

    I got horny for the stalking picture that you posted, then changed.

    I suspect your mother has had the same items deposited in her mouth as I have deposited in my potty.

    Are you 'in' for gang-raping herojuana or not?

    You can blow the last load in him, after he's been "lube up" by us.

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    Post  Warnie Enochs on Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:24 am

    TobbyG wrote:
    Warnie Enochs wrote:Thats quite a potty-mouth you have there mister, I think maybe we should behave like an adults?

    I don't understand this attitude you have.

    I got horny for the stalking picture that you posted, then changed.

    I suspect your mother has had the same items deposited in her mouth as I have deposited in my potty.

    Are you 'in' for gang-raping herojuana or not?

    You can blow the last load in him, after he's been "lube up" by us.


    Excuse my language but what in the hell are you talking about?

    Who is herojuana?, why do you keep going all homosexual on me?
    Sorry mister, I'm a straight, god loving Christian. Keep that filth to yourself.

    Forgive my ignorance, is this some sort of joke-site?
    Perhaps I should go.

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    Post  TobbyG on Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:33 am

    Warnie Enochs wrote:
    TobbyG wrote:
    Warnie Enochs wrote:Thats quite a potty-mouth you have there mister, I think maybe we should behave like an adults?

    I don't understand this attitude you have.

    I got horny for the stalking picture that you posted, then changed.

    I suspect your mother has had the same items deposited in her mouth as I have deposited in my potty.

    Are you 'in' for gang-raping herojuana or not?

    You can blow the last load in him, after he's been "lube up" by us.


    Excuse my language but what in the hell are you talking about?

    Who is herojuana?, why do you keep going all homosexual on me?
    Sorry mister, I'm a straight, god loving Christian. Keep that filth to yourself.

    Forgive my ignorance, is this some sort of joke-site?
    Perhaps I should go.

    There you go again posting that picture.

    How dare you question my devotion to Jesus my Lord and Savior.

    If you post one more message on this site, I swear to god I'll pray to Jesus and Satan to give you nut cancer!


    I am serious.

    One more post and you can kiss you left testicle goodbye!

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    Post  TobbyG on Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:58 am

    Seems like Warnie does believe in the power of prayer!

    I'll put away my Anton Levey prayerbook but don't bet I won't use it if I see a new Warnie post!
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    Post  Warnie Enochs on Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:02 am

    Look mister, there is no need to go that far.

    We got off on the wrong foot.
    Lets just pray for peace, the both of us.

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    Post  TobbyG on Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:16 am

    Warnie Enochs wrote:Look mister, there is no need to go that far.

    We got off on the wrong foot.
    Lets just pray for peace, the both of us.

    Oh no you diiiidn't!

    OK let's pray for peace.....after I pray for you to get nut cancer!



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    Post  TobbyG on Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:24 am

    Jesus, you died for my sins, I pray that you make Warnies left nut die! Give that testicle cancer and make it decend to the ground like the over-ripe fruit falls off the vine.

    I pray this prayer in your holy name Jesus, amen.


    Satan, I know you have tempted me to sin,and to soil women all over the world by spreading my seed into every orifice of a woman's body including ear, eyes, nostril, armpit, and in between their toes. You tempted me to try drugs in various places around the globe and sent a dark colored angel disguised as a dealer to sell me these overpriced low grade items. I pray to you Beelzebub that you give the poster known as Warnie a dead left testicle ravaged by cancer and show him who's king of the universe. In your holy name I pray. (I drew a pentagram on the floor)!
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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:28 am

    In all fairness Enoch, he *did* warn you.

    And we all know, when someone prays to God for another person to get nut cancer, God listens.

    Cuz usually he's just getting endless prattle about "cure my illness" "lift me from poverty" "forgive my sins" blah blah blah blah. It all basically turns into radio static.

    But then a "NUT CANCER" prayer wafts up to Heaven, and all of sudden there's a little gratuity to arouse his ears, and don't they perk right up. It's kinda like why people tend to tune into South Park instead of the weather channel.


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    Post  Warnie Enochs on Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:29 am

    This is in bad taste.

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    Post  TobbyG on Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:11 am

    Warnie, give your balls a good roll in the shower after you wake up!

    Grip them in your hand and imagine the hearing little bells.

    I guarantee there is a surprise in store for you!

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:55 am

    Modern medicine can check to see if the testicle has cancer, although this involves surgically removing the testicle and slicing it up like so much meatloaf.

    Alternatively you can get a raven to pluck it out for you. Just cover yourself neath a blanket of autumn leaves exposing only your ballsack, dressed up to look like a small rodent, near a group of ravens and wait. Remember to glue on some button eyes and whiskers and wiggle it round a little.

    That's an old home remedy. Natural, effective, affordable. But up to you.








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    Post  TobbyG on Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:23 pm

    Psioncy wrote:Modern medicine can check to see if the testicle has cancer, although this involves surgically removing the testicle and slicing it up like so much meatloaf.

    Alternatively you can get a raven to pluck it out for you. Just cover yourself neath a blanket of autumn leaves exposing only your ballsack, dressed up to look like a small rodent, near a group of ravens and wait. Remember to glue on some button eyes and whiskers and wiggle it round a little.

    That's an old home remedy. Natural, effective, affordable. But up to you.



    Yes, next to TCM there is nothing more effective than some good ol' fashion Zoroastrian surgery.

    Since there might not be any crows in your neighborhood you might also consider crumbling a "snasage" on your left testicle (much like blue cheese) and having a Doberman pincher have a go at it. Flat faced dogs aren't that precise when it comes to chewing off a ball.

    Please consult with Herojuana if you choose to explore this route. His pooches have been specially trained to suckle anything that Herojuana covers in peanutbutter.

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    Post  TobbyG on Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:34 pm

    Warnie, I warnied you there is just one way out of this Dead Nut Mess!

    You have to agree to dressing up like Herojuana's father and perform some bareback cock spankin' on his ass!

    You don't have to shove it in all the way, just poke your little crab-apple through the rim!

    If you need, I'll drop off a couple of viagra pills to ensure you stay hard!

    Don't want to join Herojuana daddy gang-bang reenactment and I'll be quoting some verses from Anton's Levay's, "The Satanic Bible" until that grape of yours turns into a raisin.

    I already pulled out my St. Jude baseball card (the saint of lost causes) and warned him to ignore any of your future pleas.

    God Bless


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:04 am

    I don't know why exactly but this thread had me laughing all day.

    Really fits my vision for this forum, like a cup of jollies..

    Warnie may well be an imposter, but he'd still better get an ultrasound done.





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    Post  TobbyG on Sun Oct 03, 2010 10:54 am

    Where is Warnie?

    That solo-nut fuckwad now understands the "Power of Prayer."

    Who's next?

    Step right up and I'll pray for you, and I'll include (at no extra costs) a soiled napkin left near my bed that I (s)prayed on!

    Normally my prayer cloths only to people who buy my book "Salvation is Free" - a free gift for any donation of $25 or more!


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    Post  TobbyG on Sun Oct 03, 2010 6:08 pm








    Here's half-sack Warnie-


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