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    The Great Splendini

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    Fuck Thanks-GIVING

    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Nov 23, 2015 9:43 am

    I celebrate.... THANKS-TAKING

    Coz I'm a greedy motherfucker.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: Fuck Thanks-GIVING

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:55 am

    I think it should be called FUCKSgiving = 0.

    Gratitude is sooo overrated.  Every  motherfucker that has it better than you will say "well, you ought to be grateful you have all your arms and legs."

    Fuck you, shitbird.

    Should I be fucking grateful for the AIR?  No air and you're dead.  So like anything that doesn't kill you, you're supposed to be grateful for and anything that sucks is "well fuck you?"
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    No FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

    I'll be grateful if you die in some horrible way, how's that for gratitude, you son of a bitch?


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    Psioncy

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    Re: Fuck Thanks-GIVING

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:59 am

    Sorry, I went to this AA meeting this evening and the topic was gratitude.

    Most of them talked about how grateful they were to be alcoholics.   Rolling Eyes

    I just said "pass" when they asked me to speak.  Cuz otherwise I would have busted a serious nut all over that meeting.  That in turn would have meant all the attention of the meeting turned to me, and I wouldn't have been able to get away after the meeting without all the dipshits getting up in my shit.

    I didn't want that, cuz my plan by halfway in was to drive straight to the liquor store afterwards.  

    I'm grateful for this vodka I'm drinking right now, I can sure tell you that!   drunken


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