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    Ignorant fool!

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Mar 05, 2016 8:48 am

    Of such stupid insolence!


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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  eggraid on Sun Mar 06, 2016 10:33 am

    Okay!
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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 07, 2016 1:34 am

    NO-kay.

    Back talking to me is not going to work out well for you.  It's *never* a good idea.  That much I guarantee, you no-good m'fkn son of a bitch!


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    Post  eggraid on Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:37 am

    Interesting!
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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:18 am

    If it is so interesting to you, why don't you peruse it?  By all means, you asshole cocksucking SOB!


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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  eggraid on Mon Mar 07, 2016 11:48 am

    Okay!

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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Mar 07, 2016 12:48 pm

    sciency,

    wtf are you doing?

    you been back home for 2 years now?

    still in school?

    DO NOT GO BACK TO CHINA, whatever you do.

    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 07, 2016 9:05 pm

    I've been back just a little over *ONE* year, shitdip.  In which time I've written (nearly) two novels and earned a degree.  Pretty fucking outstanding if I do say so myself.    cheers

    I may very well not return to China.  Beijing totally sucks now.  I miss how it *used* to be.  

    So I'm thinking of Cambodia again, cuz the ESL scene there is young and fresh and uncrappified.  Or Hong Kong, cuz the pay is really good there.

    I don't fucking know.  I still got a few months left with school, and you can't get ESL jobs in advance like that.  They're always hiring someone RIGHT NOW! Nobody is capable of planning anything months in advance in that industry.   I follow the international job postings on ESL Cafe, and I send some feelers out.  EF wants me, trying to talk me into all these locations like Indonesia.  They really push Indonesia, which makes me think Indonesia must suck.  I don't want to work for them anyway, too much bullshit from what I hear.  I want a job that doesn't make me do fkn office hours and promotional stuff.  Or get up before noon, ever.  20-25 teaching hours is plenty, and I already do a lot of prep, but I like to be able to do it on my own schedule.  So my plan is basically see what happens.


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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:33 pm

    ok. good luck.

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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:10 pm

    @Eggraid:  I feel bad about calling you an assholin' son-of-a-bitch motherfucking cocksucker earlier in this thread.

    Please believe me man, I was all drunk and didn't mean half of it.

    BTW:  Vinyl is pretty good.  Bobby Cannavale's character is totally over-the-top, but you have to expect that from him.  We were discussing it a few years ago when he played the most over-the-top gangster psycho ever in Boardwalk Empire.   The only problem with Vinyl is that watching it makes me want to snort up tons of cocaine, which unfortunately I cannot afford.  Sad   I kind wish I'd been an adult in the 70s, but then again those mfkrs didn't have internet so really it must have mostly sucked.


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:13 pm

    That's what I always say to people who wax on about they wish they were a bird or whale or some shit, free to roam the skies and sea.

    I'm like "Yeah, but really think about it. Those mfkrs don't even have internet. It would fucking suck to be any of those retarded animals." Rolling Eyes


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:46 pm

    What if someone IS already a fucking BEACHED WHALE?

    Like I dunno.... YOU!

    Then, whaddya say?

    I say FUKC YOU!
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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:36 am

    Pi, language.  Please!

    There's no call to turn into a potty mouth here.

    BTW: I *wish* I were F-ing a beached whale cuz then at least I'd be getting laid.   Rolling Eyes

    It's like these women who go on and on about how wrong rape is and how much they hate rapists.

    Well, I agree that rape is wrong, and I would never commit it... BUT...

    At those guys are getting laid.  For better or for worse, at least they're getting some.

    And I'm not.   Sad

    Therefore any woman who wants to talk to me about the subject of rape without my ear turning immediately sour, had best be offering up some poon along with it.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Mar 09, 2016 10:07 am

    that's why marriage was created.

    steady flow of pussy without having to club a woman over the head to get it.

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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Mar 09, 2016 10:34 am

    F that noise.  Rolling Eyes

    I don't need some quote/unquote "wife" cluttering up my house with her crap and sucking up all my time.  

    I prefer to have variety of poon and control over my time/mind/environment, even if it means prolonged dry spells like this one.

    The act like they're doing so much for you, but really they are a burden.  You have to deal constantly with their crap:  materially, financially, and emotionally.  It's a non-stop drain.  See, that's what they do is COMPLICATE your life, then insist you need them to maintain it all.  You don't.  

    And with plenty of women out there in Asia who are ready and willing to do casual, I'll just stick with that. TYVM.  

    Cuz all I need out of 'em is the poon.  That's it.


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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Mar 10, 2016 6:56 am

    Some of them are vampires. All they do is drain your wallet.

    That's one reason a lot of guys are criminals. Their old ladies at home are always complaining that it's not enough.

    It could work in the opposite direction too, though. She could have a good income in which case 2 salaries coming in makes life a whole lot easier.

    Two separate rooms is a must. But like 2 fully functional rooms with internet and TV and everything to remain self-contained. So you can lock yourself up in there for 48 hours if you're sick of the ol' lady.

    But come on, man. Woman is one of God's greatest inventions.

    2 Stories I heard from back home.

    One guy, his wife was stealing money from his company, apparently. That ended in divorce.

    Another guy was married 20 years and his wife did the monkey dance with someone else. The guy went completely off the rails and started doing crack and blew his life savings.

    And someone who is teaching back home said all the kids' parents are divorced.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Mar 10, 2016 7:02 am

    And single life is over-rated.

    It's not easy to find a constant supply of women who just want one nighters.

    If it was, prostitutes would be out of business. The reason prostitution is alive and well and the oldest profession in the world is because most girls are not prostitutes.

    And many women who don't want commitment are women who are already attached and are looking for extra action on the side because their relationships suck. And even those, many of them will want commitment. And fucking somebody else's girl is not a good idea anyway.

    So honestly, the best strategy I've found is being content with staying alone for long periods of time. It sucks, but it's better than having a woman who is a stick in the mud plotting every move you should make, often going against your own best interest, buying an apartment in Beijing you can't afford and don't want to work 80 hours a week to pay for, and even if you could afford it, you'd rather buy something somewhere else where the real estate market isn't over-inflated and the air is breathable.

    Pussy is often over-rated. If you have to go into all kinds of contortions and lose yourself in every aspect of your life, then it's better to get the hell out.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:35 am

    one thing i learned is don't bother going after girls that are TOO attractive.

    those are the ones that are high-maintenance, ask for money, nary lift a finger and can't carry a conversation.

    plain janes aren't afraid of getting their hands dirty and being a help-mate.

    i made the mistake of turning down girls because they weren't that great-looking, but they're the best.

    and the good looking ones will always sleep around, no matter how much money you throw at them.

    fuck that SHITE mothafuckas.

    splendini be learnin' from past mistakes, bitchez.

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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:40 am

    In terms of companionship, you're probably better off with a pet than a woman actually.  Finding a constant supply of women worked for me in Beijing for a number of years.  Not all were one night stands either, many were repeat customers.  Some just re-appeared at random moments throughout the years.  Many were other guys' women.  I specialized in fiances, myself.  That was sorta my niche. There were so many like that, I came to understand the old formula that since it takes both a man and a woman to cheat, then women cheat just as often as men.  It's totally true.  They're just much better at getting away with it is all.  That's the only difference.

    By the end things got pretty sparse because the alcohol took over, and I was holistically wrecked as a human being.  It was a hell of a run though.  I think Beijing has changed too.  I hit the Goldilocks Zone of getting laid from all directions between 2006-2012.  It was unreal how much pussy I was getting.  2013-14 things starting getting pretty sparse.  Maybe it was it was shift in the times or maybe it was me or maybe it was a combination of both.  

    But here's the thing:  even when I was swamped with new and exciting poon revolving through my apartment door, I found that after the sex part of the date was done, I really didn't want them around.  I wanted to read or a play a game or just generally be alone.  See, those girls were only good at manipulating me BEFORE I got the prize -and even then I set limits on how much I'd put up with.   This attitude is also precisely how I was able to manage so many women without getting tied down to one, because I put it out there from the get-go and they already knew they couldn't hook me.  They might try vainly, but quickly accepted the reality of the situation.  I  wasn't capable of anything more than casual, and I made no bones about it.  If you listened to how women spell out their criteria, they make it sound like this would be a dealbreaker.  But it's not; it is the polar opposite of a dealbreaker.  A man like that allows them to be promiscuous without consequences and they are drawn to that in droves.

    I did try to elevate my relationship with a few of them, but circumstances beyond my control always came along and fucked that up.   After that happens so many times, you realize it's better to just go with the flow and accept your life the way it is.  Getting laid all the time by lots of different women is fucking awesome, no matter how hard you might try to conjure reasoning to the contrary.  

    I'd like a toned down version of that again, cuz I'm getting older and I don't feel like I can juggle a life of living abroad, working, drinking, and dating as hard I did then.  A GF is not beyond the realm of possibility, but my qualifications are incredibly strict.  1.  Give me plenty of space.  2.  No nagging or manipulating, ever.  3.  Put out on demand.  4.  Don't push for marriage or kids.  

    (I'm willing to reciprocate on all those, btw.)  They are straight up dealbreakers.  Why?  Because I *can* set those kinds of standards when the alternative to monogamy with her is getting laid by new and different women with some frequency WHILE retaining control over my free time, lifestyle, and finances.


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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:37 pm

    what you're describing is an inflatable doll.

    or stepford wives.

    and sleeping with other men's women will eventually get you killed.

    best of luck!


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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  eggraid on Fri Mar 11, 2016 5:16 am

    Vinyl is awesome. But the main character is a bit over the top as you said.

    The whole series even feels like a caricature of the 70s sometimes. But it's still good. Last time i did cocaine was in Prague last summer. Hooked up with some random dude in a bar, went out on the streets and bought cocaine and had a blast. But he milked me off the coke, but that's alright. I got some coke. Think i paid 60 euros for it. Can't remember really, but it was more than enough to keep me snorting for two nights. Thinking of summer holidays makes me want to do drugs Smile

    I wouldn't even consider an Asian gf. For starters, they're boring as a fuck. They're materialistic and wants you to give them status through your career/money, which makes them lesser humans in my eyes. The sex-only approach towards Asian girs is warrented. If she's going to be materialistic then i'm going to be materialistic too.

    One of the pros of having a Swedish woman is that they're too feminist to expect you to finance shit for them, which makes the relationship more relevant to me.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Mar 11, 2016 11:16 am

    But you're not gonna get pussy for nothing. Not for long anyway.

    Western women are also materialistic. Well, maybe not as much because they have their own jobs.

    But they play Keeping Up With the Joneses man.

    If you're making less money than all the other assholes at the cocktail party, your missus will let you know about it in no uncertain terms.

    All relationships are minefields.

    There's a whole lotta fucking loops to jump through to get to that fucking pussy.

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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:01 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:But you're not gonna get pussy for nothing. Not for long anyway.

    Western women are also materialistic. Well, maybe not as much because they have their own jobs.

    But they play Keeping Up With the Joneses man.

    If you're making less money than all the other assholes at the cocktail party, your missus will let you know about it in no uncertain terms.

    All relationships are minefields.

    There's a whole lotta fucking loops to jump through to get to that fucking pussy.


    That's *exactly* why you go with disposable Asian pussy! You get what you need from a *variety* of sources, and stay in control of your own time/life/energy/emotions/finances.

    If that leaves you stuck without a companion in old age, FINE! It was worth the price. You can pop a viagra once a month and beat off to all the hot asian pussy you fucked. Then take your dog out and go fishing.

    Beyond that, I'm sure there'll be plenty of widows available by that point. Twisted Evil


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    Re: Ignorant fool!

    Post  eggraid on Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:04 pm

    i've never experienced or even heard about the scenario you just described and i've bever had a high salary. I mean, my fiance makes more than me. Her best friend is a full blown career woman and has mostly been with slackers with little to no income. Nobe of them ever talk about money. I could go on. We live in different worlds pi.
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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:09 pm

    eggraid wrote:i've never experienced or even heard about the scenario you just described and i've bever had a high salary. I mean, my fiance makes more than me. Her best friend is a full blown career woman and has mostly been with slackers with little to no income. Nobe of them ever talk about money. I could go on. We live in different worlds pi.

    I don't like the woman having more money than me.  That's why I have to go to the turd world to find a GF.

    Cuz I'm one broke-ass nigger... and I ain't no gold-digger.

    I mean, how does that even work if the bitch has more money than the man?  Think about sexual dynamics; it's the polar opposite of that.

    Feminism puts stupid bitches in charge of far more capable MEN.  It's a complete role-reversal that only serves as a big middle-finger to the universe.  

    All funded by.... you guessed it:  JEWS!


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