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    The Great Splendini

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    Shit, I think my boss is hitting on me

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Mar 11, 2016 4:09 pm

    first off, she's married. secondly, i don't really like her.

    she says.... come over to my office and i say "not today. next week" and then she sends me a text full of fucking emotional blackmail as though we're fucking dating. why didn't you come to my office and shit? this is batshit insanity man.

    somebody's gonna get FIRED. i just started this fucking job.

    there's always a fucking CURVE BALL man.




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    Post  eggraid on Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:51 pm

    unless you're planning to change jobs, you dont have much of a choice but go over to her office, be nice etc.

    Watch out so that noone at work finds out that she's into you as that might force her to get rid of you. Keep her within an arm length distance too.

    Definately an upperhand situation as long as you keep her drooling in secret

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:59 am

    She conned me into going onto QQ because she said the email is too slow. So I was on Friday night from 7 to 8:30 talking with her. Mostly about work. And also she keeps pushing me to learn Chinese, which is annoying. But what the fuck am I doing talking to my boss on a Friday night on QQ? Now if I stop going on QQ that's going to cause a problem. I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't.

    I have the upper hand temporarily.

    But eventually this situation is going to blow up in my face.

    I expect this shit to hit the fan by the summer.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:33 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:first off, she's married. secondly, i don't really like her.



    So what? She still has girl parts, doesn't she? You don't have to "like" her. Rolling Eyes

    Do men think about how much they like a girl while they're fucking them? Of course not. They're just thinking about fucking.

    I mean seriously, what's the problem here? Just boink your boss already.

    That's what I'd do.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:21 am

    It's going to end badly either way.



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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:27 am

    Yeah, so you might as well score the poon.

    This bitch is using you in place of her husband, but you're not scoring any poon out of it? That sucks, dude.

    I know what you mean about talking online. I fkn hate that more than anything. Long, dumb, pointless conversations. It's like being chained to the chat app with no way to escape. And of course chinese take fkn forever to type out their messages, so you're just like waiting for their response for the five fucking minutes it takes for them to type a an 8 word sentence. Banal.



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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:30 am

    I got lucky cuz Microsoft closed off MSN and replaced it with Skype, so I don't have anyone trying to "chat" with me on messenger. And yahoo.cn closed down, leaving me free of the burden of chatting with chinese contacts there. FB still operates though, and I get sucked into it there. Some women, man, you just can't get out the chat without being made to feel guilty about it. And the whole time I doing it I'm thinking about all the other stuff I could be reading or doing that would be 1000x more interesting.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:38 am

    QQ is inherently fucking stupid.

    What if you're chatting with someone and then someone else you don't want to chat with starts a conversation?

    Or even if you're online but you don't start conversations with people? They catch on that you're pretty much ignoring them, which is what my boss is going to catch on to soon. There's only so many stupid useless conversations I can get sucked into.

    The whole thing is stupid. And you get sucked in and you can't extricate yourself.

    Email is perfect. Nobody knows if or when you're online and you just reply when you feel like it.



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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:17 pm

    Amen!  That's why I tell EVERYONE:  Just fucking email me.  That way we can both respond on our own time.  And I'm quite good at getting back on emails, seldom more than day.  Calling or Msging someone is like demanding that they drop whatever they're doing and pay attention to you RIGHT NOW.

    So fucking rude.  Rolling Eyes   But even though I'm good at getting back by email, many people are not.  Like my academic adviser is a good example.  I'll email her several times about something and not hear back from her for days.  Then she'll call me in a frantic rush.  And I'm like "Why didn't you just email me back?"  And she's like "uh-duh uh-duhrrrr." Because she, like many people, just ignore emails and insist of calling people... cuz they're fkn stupid.  

    I mean JC it's 2016, and I'm still dealing with people who need to call and fax and make me fill out documents by hand.  WTF?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:35 pm

    So my boss added my QQ to a group.

    And then I started chatting and some guy was getting pissed off that we were speaking in English.

    I got the hell out of there. Nationalism is alive and well.

    Fucking QQ man.

    And then of course there's always an English language vulture who gets a hold of your number and wants to suck the English out of you for free. I'm getting the fuck off this shit.

    I just read a blog. Some guy was saying he doesn't even use a mobile phone.

    But here's the thing. My fucking boss came over today completely uninvited and unannounced. I get a message on QQ and it's like "I am outside your door right now."

    What the fuck does she want? There's only one fucking reason she would come over, isn't there?

    Sorry, I'm willing to boink just about anybody right now, but she really doesn't fuckin do it for me at all. Plus it will be found out and I'll have to fuckin resign.

    Thing is, next time I'll have another chick over when she comes and then she'll realize I'm not interested and fire me.

    This gig is off to a shaky start. I think my days are numbered.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:48 pm

    Have you ever seen the movie "My Horrible Boss" out of Hollywood no less?

    Nobody has sympathy for a male under a sexually motivated situation.

    Nobody. Not even a female.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:52 pm

    Well I have sympathy.  And you know why?

    It's because I am greater than most men.

    Break it off with her, now.

    Don't fk no other psy for a while, cuz she and the police are watching you.

    Then go to another area of china where you don't have to deal with the bs.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:22 pm

    Sitting at the walls of heartache, dumb dumb...

    I am the warrior!!!

    I am dthe warrior.

    Heart to heart you win, you will survive.


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    Post  eggraid on Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:34 pm

    You might actually be pissing her off now

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    Post  eggraid on Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:38 pm

    Problem is you probably will have to do her more than once. And then dinner dates with some hag.
    Is she old, fat and disgusting or just reguralry non-good looking?

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:39 am

    Don't listen to Eggraid. You can still do her repeatedly even if she is ugly. Just focus on the pussy, forget the rest.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Mar 18, 2016 6:13 am



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:18 am

    Thing is, I wouldn't mind banging the OTHER boss.

    And anyway, I met someone else who is hotter. And there's no conflict of interest since she doesn't work here.

    Which is why the last thing I want is for this wench to be showing up at my door unexpected.

    She had me trapped on QQ the other day. It was a Friday evening. I was on there for almost 2 hours. And at one point she starts telling me that I need to be cleaning my apartment every day because she wakes up at 5:30 every morning and keeps her apartment nice and neat. And I'm thinking get me the hell outta here. We're similar in age, but I'm perpetual teenager and this boring sterile adult shit doesn't jive too well with me.

    And yeah, I totally pissed her off and she got the point that I'm not interested.

    Now, she's plotting her revenge. Especially since she's a Scorpio. Scorpios love revenge.

    Well, fuck her. Get me the fuck outta here.

    Fly away from here
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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:08 pm

    Let me know if I'm crossing the line. ..HA....HA


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:46 pm

    She sent me a text message and the tone was different than in the past.

    This is heading on downward spiral.

    Last thing I need is to change jobs again. I just fucking changed.

    ANyway, typical Hollywood mind-fuck. The boss is stunning and he's turning her down because he's engaged? First off, how often do female bosses hit on men? And how many men would turn down a boss that looks like that?


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    Post  eggraid on Fri Mar 18, 2016 5:12 pm

    The cleaning part. Typical chinese way of planting the idea of her being a great wife because she cleans shit up up. Either she wants you to verify her or she she wants you to want to marry her.

    Start hitting on the other boss. She might get jealous and will start fighting each other instead. Chinese are shit at dealing with jealousy. If you're lucky you might get to bang her too.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:34 pm

    who gives a shit about cleaning? she's trying to impress me? wow!

    i don't even care that much about a woman who cooks because i've lived on my own for so long and i prepare my own food. i wouldn't want to be eating chinese food at home much if i was hitched up.

    yeah, if the other boss gives me the slightest indication that she's interested, i'm moving in for the kill.

    and this one has gone from being super nice to the evil stepmother in cinderella in 60 seconds flat. people are only nice when they think they can get something....then, they become fuckin' EVIL.

    but splendini got a few tricks up his fuckin' sleeve mothafuckas.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:51 am

    Wow, Egg, that's pretty smart. You're downright diabolical.

    I'm almost starting to like you.

    NOT. Jokes!

    You're both still fkn shitbags.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:54 am

    What you do is hit on the other boss, pork them both in the same day if possible.

    Consequences are meaningless and unworthy of consideration.  Get.The.Pussy.  That's the prime directive.

    If you fuck your way into a fucked situation, just fuck your way right back out.

    That's how a MAN takes care of business.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Mar 20, 2016 9:38 am

    Man, this is turning into utter fucking bullshit and insanity.

    She's trying hard to make it seem like she's not hitting on me and that her coming over to my place was innocent.

    But at the same time, she's making comments like "my heart is soar and painful". Did she mean "sore"? Or did she mean her heart soared and subsequently nose-dived? I never felt anything.

    Fuck this shit, man. It's like all the fuckin' emotional crap of a relationship that you don't even want to deal with when you're actually fucking, but without the actual sex part.

    Why does this fucking bullshit have to happen to me?

    And no, contrary to your stupid advice in your podcast, I ain't sleeping with her. You obviously don't know anything about Chinese women who aren't whores. They don't want to just sleep around, typically.

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