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    Psioncy

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    Re: Shit, I think my boss is hitting on me

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:44 am

    Stop being such a fkn pussy. Jesus Christ!

    Just bone her already. Rolling Eyes


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    Re: Shit, I think my boss is hitting on me

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:57 am

    Jesus Christ, what are you fuckin 15 years old?

    I'm not interested in her. She doesn't want to be "boned" like you so eloquently put it.

    I'm going to have to actually hang out with her and eat out in fucking restaurants and shit.

    And then she'll turn into Return of The Living Dead when I dump her.

    Fuck you and your adolescent pre-pubescent bullshit relationship advice already.

    SHove it up your ass, Dr Phil

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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:29 am

    You're such a fucking retard.

    You mean to tell us that she came to your apartment and you *didn't* bone her?

    Jesus lord almighty, how fkn pathetically stupid can you be?


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    Re: Shit, I think my boss is hitting on me

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:40 am

    Word of advice: Snap some naked pics of her, real humiliating ones.

    Then you'll always have that to hold over her.  Just explain to this bitch "I don't love you.  You are just a piece of ass to me.  I don't want to talk, just fuck.  That's the entire extant of our relationship."

    Also post the pics here. I want to see them.


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    Re: Shit, I think my boss is hitting on me

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Mar 20, 2016 2:17 pm

    no actually the way it's going to play out is

    they'll be snapping pics of me at the deportation office

    and then the unemployment line

    fuckin' stupid bitch

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    Psioncy

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    Re: Shit, I think my boss is hitting on me

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Mar 20, 2016 2:47 pm

    Oh come on. You can figure out a way to work this to your advantage instead of whining about it.

    How about this, if you buy me a plane ticket I will come over there and bone her for you. Problem solved.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Mar 20, 2016 4:38 pm

    Jesus. H. Christ.

    How tall are you?

    I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

    How about this? I ask her to gouge your eyes out and strap on a dildo and skull-fuck you.


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    Re: Shit, I think my boss is hitting on me

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:05 am

    Ok, so she removed me from her QQ contacts.

    So now, she's going to start plotting her revenge.

    Let the good times roll.


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