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    The Great Splendini

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    Where is Sciency?

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:58 am

    Someone please check:

    1 - AA
    2 - the gay bars
    3 - the sewer. maybe he finally crawled back to whence he came from at long last

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    Psioncy

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    Re: Where is Sciency?

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:19 am

    Believe it or not, your pissant bullshit on this forum is not among my main priorities in life.  Rolling Eyes

    I'm up to eyeballs in research papers and shit with this course overload.  It's a brainfuck like fo' realz yo.  

    Gonna get that diploma in June and be overseas not-long-after.

    Do got a break coming up.  Might get wasted and do a podcast for shits and giggles.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Mar 26, 2016 9:04 pm

    oh mr big shot got bigger and better things to do

    just remember: it's the little people who will take you down when you climb to the top of shit mountain

    so don't forget us


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:35 pm

    so you're too big for your own forum now?

    because you have degrees and shit?

    what a fuckin' punk ass piece of shit motherfucker you are

    if you were in the indian caste system, you'd be a fuckin turd

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:28 am

    Listen muchacho, if *you* want to finish my comparative art history research paper by fkn TOMORROW, fine, have at it.  I'll post on here all the rest of the doo-dah day.

    A big part of my problem is that I attributed some stuff I got from websites that was only tangentially mentioned in my academic sources.  The professor reviewed the draft AND fucking read all my sources!  (I have to admit I'm impressed. She's the first one that's actually done that.) But it sucks cuz now I've got to go back and fix everything, and find new sources that directly support my thesis, or change my thesis.... I don't know, but it's a brainfucking pain-in-the-ass is what it is.

    I could still turn it in as-is and get a B but I'm going for straight up 99-100% GPA, because why not?

    Fortunately I managed to finagle my out of my "Diversity" course for next term.  The textbook was called something like "The politics of power and privilege."   Rolling Eyes   As  a po' ass honkey cracker, ain't no way I'm taking an entire course dedicated to shaming me for all my (non-existent) wealth and privilege.  It would just be a mine-field.  I know I'd say something somewhere along the way that would cause a shitstorm.  They agreed to let me take "Global Society" instead.... whatever the F that means.   Rolling Eyes


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:41 am

    Just for the record, Rembrandt was at best a semi-talented lamer douche.  I don't know why everyone gets such a raging hard-on over his cannon, his work is BORING. Seriously, I am bored to fucking tears with this asshole.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Mar 28, 2016 3:56 pm

    quackademia



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    Psioncy

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:40 am

    Yeah.  Quack, quack.

    Like a duck.

    What does "duck" mean in Chinese?

    Don't know?

    It means you go pork your middle-aged housewife of a mid-level administrator of a boss.

    That's what it means.

    You moth fucker.  You GYPSIE moth fucker.

    Do you know what a gypsy moth is?

    Probably not.

    Do you know what a "duck" is?

    Probably not.

    Yet, that is what you are.

    I *strongly* suggest you bone that bitch before you get ex-commi-nated from that cuntry.

    You say: "fkd if i do and fkd if I don't."

    So I say, "Ok, but at least get fkd while you do."

    But you do without even a fk.

    That's why I have literally NO SYMPATHY for you.


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    Post  eggraid on Tue Mar 29, 2016 3:10 pm

    What if she's hideous? Is that some kind of altuistic give-away fuck then?

    You should stop fucking ugly women. You can fuck somewhat ugly women, thats ok. But outright 100% ugly women... Thats like eating a really bad meal without being hungry.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:48 pm

    here's the thing.

    i've been turned down by 1000 girls in my life.

    i refuse to give in and date girls i don't like. it's just a matter or principle.

    why should girls be so fucking picky about who they date and reject guys like me left, right and fucking center, but i have to give in and date whoever approaches me?

    that gives women the upper hand and ultimate control.

    and to that i say quack quack quack.
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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Mar 30, 2016 3:18 am

    I would tell you to wrap a flag around her head and fuck for glory, but I already know what an unamerican canuck bastard you are.

    Just bear in mind that some chicks look a LOT better with their clothes off.

    Well, in fact, they all do.




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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Mar 30, 2016 7:53 am

    bear in mind that most women, especially chinese women over 30, don't want to be boinked and dumped like prostitutes.

    and i would just be adding to her misery, ultimately in the grand scheme of things, by engaging her knowing full well that i have no intention of sticking around for the long haul.

    capisce?

    but i met another chick at work yesterday. God almighty. all i can say is wow. but her hubby is an engineer and bought her a volkswagen. i can't compete with that.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Mar 30, 2016 6:13 pm

    the shit's gonna hit the fan.

    the emotional blackmail is intensifying.

    she leaves me a text in the morning. i didn't answer because the phone was off.

    she rips my head off and tries to use it at an excuse to get back on QQ.

    then she does some administrative work for me and she said "I should do nothing for you because you're not kind."

    my demise is ever so fucking nigh.

    it's a like all the shit you have to go through when a relationship is falling apart, except i never agreed to a relationship.

    she ain't goin' down without a fuckin' fight.

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    Re: Where is Sciency?

    Post  eggraid on Wed Mar 30, 2016 7:19 pm

    You could make out a deal:
    You fuck her in exchange for administrational work.

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