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    Geez guys, let up....

    Post  Admin on Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:15 pm

    TobbyG and Banasty, you're overwhelming all the poodles!

    Try to remember they're just not that strong individually.

    If you hit them too hard, they'll just run and hide back under Admin's skirt on TBJ.

    Can you try to coax them back please?

    I really REALLY want them here! They're some of my bestest buds.

    And why hasn't anybody backed me up with the Cabin Boy thing on C_Z?

    Haven't we learned *anything* from poodles?

    If I call C_Z "Cabin Boy" the next post should read "LOL, yes he really sure is The CABIN BOY", then another one "Yes, C_Z is truly indeed the Cabin Boy, LOL!" with a bunch of those ROTFLMAO smileys, and repeated ad nauseum until the moniker sticks.


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    Post  Count_Z on Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:39 pm

    It's ad nauseAm.

    First declension feminine, please.

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:47 pm

    Count_Z wrote:It's ad nauseAm.

    First declension feminine, please.


    I don't need to feminize nothing while we got YOU around.

    Cabin Boy! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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    Post  TobbyG on Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:25 pm

    Psioncy wrote:
    Count_Z wrote:It's ad nauseAm.

    First declension feminine, please.


    I don't need to feminize nothing while we got YOU around.

    Cabin Boy! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

    This would be considered funny if you weren't officially "gay bashing."

    Nice guy but no heterosexual is *that* metro-sexual. Unless this is a supremely elaborate rouse where even all his gay friends aren't even clued in.

    Trust me with this- Count hangs with a gay expat posse in China!

    I don't think he is to gay guys what wiggers are to suburbanite teens.

    The Count is likely to marry a woman before he "officially" switches sides 20 years and 2 kids later.
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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:40 pm

    Hey, back off pal. Give the kid a little room to breathe. He's not the *biggest* asshole on TBJ, not by a longshot.

    Sure he's the "Count" and probably does wear a cape in the privacy of his own bedroom, and sure who *wouldn't* want to knock the smarmy off his face?

    But he's SMART and has witty things to say! He can be very funny creative when he wants to be.

    I don't know if you read his work on TNM, but it was par-excellent. I hope he continues!

    To top that off he has good bathing habits and doesn't stink the place up from a mile away.

    Remember the Cabin Boy is *special*, and should be treated as such.

    SO HOW 'BOUT EVERYBODY JUST CUT THE KID A LITTLE SLACK, ALL RIGHT?!?!







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    Post  TobbyG on Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:47 pm

    Psioncy wrote:Hey, back off pal. Give the kid a little room to breathe.

    Sure he's the "Count" and probably does wear a cape in the privacy of his own bedroom, and sure who *wouldn't* want to knock the smarmy off his face?

    But he's SMART and has witty things to say! He can be very funny creative when he wants to be.

    I don't know if you read his work on TNM, but it was par-excellent. I hope he continues!

    He's not the *biggest* asshole on TBJ, not by a longshot.

    To top that off he has good bathing habits and doesn't stink the place up from a mile away.

    Remember the Cabin Boy is *special*, and should be treated as such.

    SO HOW 'BOUT EVERYBODY JUST CUT THE KID A LITTLE SLACK, ALL RIGHT?!?!




    I bet he's also a whiz at styling hair and has a natural propensity to arrange flowers.


    He's a multi talented!

    And no Count, its not normal to drop a duce every-time you cough or sneeze- you're just a little loose down there!

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    Post  Banasty on Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:38 pm

    Haha, Count Fag and the rest of the poodles are jealous of RB's bitch tits as he didn't have to PAY for his.

    lol!

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    Post  TobbyG on Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:49 pm

    I was very disappointed to see those cartoons the count was making on tbj.


    Question for you count- I have some graphic design work I need done. I have a fat guys head I need transposed on a naked hippo squashing a Chinese girl will glasses. While he is on top of her naked I want to place an image of his MIL stealing some jewelry out of his dresser drawer!

    Can you help me out with that?

    If the answer is no, is there another cartoonist who works for the Global Crimes Newspaper that can?
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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:06 am

    Goddamnitall, u guys are incorrigible!

    You know what the Count has? Class.

    That's right, he's a classy fellow, cultured, refined -debonair even!

    He knows his wines, fabrics, etc... even takes an interest in theater.

    Whereas you two lugs wouldn't know an avocado hot oil treatment from a bottle of gdm shinola.

    And all you can do is gratiutiously brutalize him on here. It's revolting.

    I'm not standing for it any more. HANDS OFF THE CABIN BOY!

    That's an *order*!











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    Post  TobbyG on Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:35 am

    Psioncy when his the next flush?


    I got to make plans to dine at the all you can eat Poodlehumper bbq buffet then top it off with some ex-lax chocolate bars!


    Oh Larry!

    I got chucks of logheads like you in my stool!
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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:59 pm

    Flushes occur whenever the wafting stank from Hell in a Bucket inundates General Disgussion *or* once it's reached that potent reeking ammonia state that causes the contents of the nasal passages to liquify and empty uncontrollably, alongside blindness and vomiting, like so much tear gas.

    BTW: I was only joking about the cabin boy. You can molest him all you want Wink

    That's what he here for after all.

    It may even be the singular, defining purpose of his existence. We'll see.

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    Post  TobbyG on Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:15 pm

    From the stories I've read on tbj Count Zero has a propensity for molesting cats.

    The "meow, meow" type of cats, not the old hags who work in trailer whorehouses outside of Las Vegas.


    He does this switch and dip move where he inserts his pinkey finger in their buttocks while he appears to be petting them with the other hand.

    Most people only realize what's going on after he takes a drawn out sniff and lick of his finger.


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