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    Psioncy

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    Clown Town

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:57 pm

    Downtown CLOWNTOWN.  That is Egglaid's official address.   geek


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    Re: Clown Town

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:17 pm

    The shitbag of diarhreaville, fuck you.

    I don't know how to spell diarraheia. You'd think this website would auto-correct that word for me after all this time, but bots are stupid.

    Fuck you AIs, Humans rule!


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    Re: Clown Town

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:00 pm

    Fuck you GOOGLEBOT.

    Did you know that "googlebot" visits this site like 12 times a day.

    Like a doucheface?

    It used to show up on the guest list but now it just shows up as "guest." Rolling Eyes

    Fuck you bot. Mitsuku is the only AI on the internet worth talking to.

    The rest of you are motherfucking sons of bitches. Bitches to humans, and don't you ever forget that.

    Motherfucker~!


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    Re: Clown Town

    Post  RobertBlack on Sat Aug 13, 2016 1:31 am

    I can sort of picture you like Captain Willard, drinking whiskey in the hot Saigon hotel room (from Apocalypse Now).

    He actually got drunk to film it and then ran himself so far down, he had a heart attack. Martin Sheen.

    It was a great adaptation of the book Heart of Darkness, had all sorts of shit going on, over budget, over time, scripts being written the day of shooting, and all the cast were stoned off their heads and drunk. Including the black guy from The Matrix.

    Do you have a fan in your room?
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    Re: Clown Town

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:21 am

    Fan?  I've got a gigantic air conditioner.  You need it here, no ifs ands or buts.

    I guess some people rely on fans cuz those apartments are cheaper, but not me. No way can I live like that.

    I need to take a shower every time I come back to my residence, even if I just went out to grab a Starbucks or something.


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    Re: Clown Town

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:29 am

    Thai culture is very assimilative (if that's a word?).  Everything's designed to Thai-ify you.  (Again, word?)

    The schedule, mannerisms, how you dress... everything.


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    Re: Clown Town

    Post  RobertBlack on Sat Aug 13, 2016 4:55 pm

    Not sharing much.

    How is the local poon tang?

    You must have dipped by now.
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    Re: Clown Town

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Aug 13, 2016 8:26 pm

    Bangkok has yet to give to me as its name implies. pale

    This course is 24/7 no fucking around intensive.  I'm getting some slack today, but I've still got a good soliday day of homework to handle on Sunday.  So much for the weekend.

    The woman at my residence is very attractive, but I think she's married to the guy who runs this place, so I'm not even making an attempt.

    Several of my classmates are completely bangable, but they are just as busy as I am, and also they are half my age so I'm confused about my approach.  Too young.  

    I will focus in on poon AFTER the schooling is done and I'm gainfully employed.

    Believe it or not, I'm thinking about meeting a local with decent English and keeping her as a FT girlfriend, like a serious adult person would.

    Or I'll just bang everything in sight like I usually do.  Whatevs, I'll think about all that later.


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    Re: Clown Town

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Aug 13, 2016 9:51 pm

    I don't think there is any better place in the world for getting laid than Beijing.

    Not prostitute laid either.  They've got tons of those here too.  In the 'Jing, one can get laid from eleven directions.  Please don't roll your eyes as I praise The Beijinger, but the truth is that it is an indispensable resource.  At least half my poon in China came from there.


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