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    Psioncy

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    Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:25 am

    This a precept of the Buddha.

    I am in fact guilty of it. Extremely.

    Like so much more Asian poon than any of you can dream of.

    What do I do to clear my karma???


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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:27 am

    Like, I fucked seriously, at least 100 Asian poons.

    I am celibate now and being very good.  

    But the only reason for that is lack of access to Asian poon.

    When I get some, I will totally do it.  To be sure.

    So, Buddha, Fo, Siddhartha Gautama, whatever your name is?  How should I handle this?

    REMEMBER I AM CELIBATE!


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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Sep 04, 2016 5:41 am

    Such a stud, you even need to boast about it online.

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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Sep 04, 2016 6:20 pm

    Well, I'm not getting any now.  And I'm in fucking THAILAND!

    How pathetic is that?

    I'm also having mixed feelings about my past.  Yeah, I was quite proud of my conquests, but now I'm feeling weird about all of it.

    My wife booked it when she got her green card in 2006, never to be seen again.  Leaving me in Beijing, alone.

    And what I quickly realized was, I have a license to be a total dog now.  And why wouldn't I?  

    She couldn't believe that I survived there without her.  I learned enough chinese to get all my shit in order and rent apartments and such.  I taught English, dated a gazillion chicks, hit the bars, and posted shit talk on the Beijinger and here.

    I was dating from the bars and off the beijinger.  I had always been in a relationship before, so I never even realized it was possible to just date ten different girls at the same time, and bang everything in sight.  It also coincided with the drinking.  More poon led to more booze, or maybe the other way around.

    So yeah, I want to change my lifestyle to something more appropriate and... decent.  I do actually have a GF, but.. well, it's highly problematic.  pale


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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Sep 04, 2016 6:26 pm

    My GF actually told me I could try a Thai girl if I needed to. I mean, she gave me permission!

    But the fucked up thing is I actually don't want to cheat on her, even with the free pass.

    I don't understand what's going on with my brain. All my thinking is changing.

    And you can barely tell the women apart from the men here anyway. I would hate to get all drunk and end up in a crying game moment. So I'm just not dating.



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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Sep 04, 2016 6:41 pm

    That shit is a trap they set.

    It is a test.

    One that I have never ever tried.

    As I know how women think.

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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Sep 04, 2016 6:58 pm

    Yeah, I bet you're right. They tell you you can do it, even encourage it, and then if you do it they go apeshit.

    So I'm not gonna do it. Fuck it.

    I mean don't fuck it. Razz


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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Sep 04, 2016 7:03 pm

    I must be getting old. I'm starting to think sex is highly overrated in the grand scheme of life.

    The couple in my novel has an interesting relationship. They stopped having sex for a year, in an escalating game of rejections. But they are still the only two member crew aboard their spacecraft. It makes for a more interesting dynamic I think, particularly since they are pulling off a rather stunning and perilous solar mission that requires their full attention to their duties.


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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Sep 05, 2016 2:27 am

    There were some Buddhist monks who thought sex was over-rated and figured out ways to curtail their desires apparently so they could focus on other things.

    Anyone will admit that as great as sex is, you have to go through all kinds of contortions to keep women satisfied. And $$$.

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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  Psioncy on Mon Sep 05, 2016 4:38 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:There were some Buddhist monks who thought sex was over-rated and figured out ways to curtail their desires apparently so they could focus on other things.

    Anyone will admit that as great as sex is, you have to go through all kinds of contortions to keep women satisfied. And $$$.


    I was always able to pull off poon pretty cheaply.  Mid-priced dinner and a movie on the PC, then straight to poontown.  Not pricey.  But what they do do is drain all your gdm psychic energies.  Not in the sack, well maybe there too, but like before and afterward.


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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  RobertBlack on Mon Sep 05, 2016 4:45 pm

    My chicks usually always paid for me Very Happy

    Except the whores, of course.

    I have only ever done Asian whores.

    Never done a western whore.

    How do they compare?
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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  Psioncy on Mon Sep 05, 2016 6:54 pm

    How would I know? I mostly almost never have ever had anything to do with... what do you call them... "whores?"

    I'm not really familiar with the term. I thought it was just spelled "ho" and meant like any female referred to by a black person.


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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  RobertBlack on Mon Sep 05, 2016 7:45 pm

    Maybe Pi and Eggraid know

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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Sep 06, 2016 2:11 am

    Ok. You remember what I was saying before about the sex industry being hidden in Bangkok?

    Well, tonight I found it. I think it deserves a podcast.

    I maybe even now understand what a whore is. Razz


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    Re: Sexual Misconduct?

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Sep 06, 2016 2:12 am

    Not that I banged a whore. I didn't, but I will explain in this very important podcast about thailand sex stuff.


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