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    O' Canaduhrrrr!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:42 pm



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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:50 pm

    Translation for the bleeped out part:

    (SINGING)  And we will probably go to Hell, cuz that is our great reward.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:54 pm

    "And our bones will bleach in the Sun."


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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:59 pm

    I could probably do a worse song than that about Canadians.

    Chip on the shoulder nation. Razz

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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 03, 2016 4:04 am

    Oh God I have to sing it:

    O' Canaduhhhrrrrr.

    Our gay and gative land.

    True gaytriot love in all our sons command!

    The screwed up North, strong and pee!

    From far and wide, O' Canaduhrrrr....

    Our women's menses flow...

    (LOL this is just too funny.  I can't even keep doing it.)  lol!


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 03, 2016 4:09 am

    Good Eskimo advice: *Never* eat the yellow snow.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 03, 2016 5:23 am

    RobertBlack wrote:I could probably do a worse song than that about Canadians.

    Chip on the shoulder nation.  Razz


    Yeah, that is correct.  Canucks have a huge chip on their shoulders.

    You ever watch a hockey game?


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 03, 2016 5:25 am

    They will slap each other in the face with their sticks.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:17 am

    So gdm funny this video.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:27 am

    OMG that video is too funny.

    I'm sorry if apoligize to Canadians. But seriosly too funny.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:02 am

    "and our saddle-sores are the best."

    This has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

    LOL F CANADUHR!


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:04 am

    I mean I just can't stop laughing through the whole thing.



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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:21 pm

    "our country reeks of trees,"

    LOL this has got to be the funniest video on the net.

    Except for the recent South Park episode about Canada.

    OMG, I will try to find it!


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:49 pm

    Making fun of Canada is pretty much my favorite thing in the world.

    Where I grew up all we got canuckistani TV stations.  I used to make my sister hold the rabbit ears so I could watch CCTV.

    Not that I couldn't insult New Zealand.  I probably could.  I mean, what do you fuck there?  Koalas?

    I know in Austrailia it is more about roo-fucking.  I mean like you get 6 or 8 Fosters into your system, then you capture the kangaroo and butt-fuck it.  Like you lift up its tail or something?  They can box though, so probably you have to have a boxing match.  Then, when it is severely beaten, you butt-fuck it.

    Like the roo-rapists you all are. Bibilliby Cobby of the roos.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:07 pm

    Psioncy wrote:Making fun of Canada is pretty much my favorite thing in the world.

    Where I grew up all we got canuckistani TV stations.  I used to make my sister hold the rabbit ears so I could watch CCTV.

    Not that I couldn't insult New Zealand.  I probably could.  I mean, what do you fuck there?  Koalas?

    I know in Austrailia it is more about roo-fucking.  I mean like you get 6 or 8 Fosters into your system, then you capture the kangaroo and butt-fuck it.  Like you lift up its tail or something?  They can box though, so probably you have to have a boxing match.  Then, when it is severely beaten, you butt-fuck it.

    Like the roo-rapists you all are.  Bibilliby Cobby of the roos.

    No koalas in New Zealand. You seem to be confusing it with Australia again. Kiwis in New Zealand.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:26 pm

    Hey, I am not geographically stupid.

    I know there was a british genocide in your country.

    Fuck koalas and roos. Well, I mean you probably already do.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:38 pm

    It's hard to insult me, nationalistically. I was born in the UK but spent about 25 years in New Zealand. I like to take the piss out of both places, and don't really feel like the citizen of either.

    I see myself more as an international citizen.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:45 pm

    Yeah, same here. You should check out Thailand.

    It's an amazing place, as Pi will also attest to.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:46 pm

    I just love to make fun of Brits and Canucks. No hatred, really. Just for fun.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:56 pm

    So are you going to stay there? Is there plenty of teaching work, same as China?
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:04 am

    The pay is significantly lower than China, but the job opportunities are abundant.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:06 am

    I don't give a shit about pay anyway.

    I just want to earn my living, and do my writing in my free time.

    The sequel to The World of Lies is almost done.

    And eat some good food. And some poon would also be nice.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:11 am

    I am having a structural problem with this novel though.

    I... I don't know where to end it.  It's going to about 122k words.  At least this is my plan.

    But the main story arches are converging, and I don't know quite how to cope with this.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:17 am

    I probably should explain that there are two story arches, within differing timelines.

    One is the story of Gahre, a nascent gong-fu master.  The other is far more complex, because it involves not just Gahre's Red counterpart, but also the relationship of those below him.

    I should also say that there are two converging story arcs, The Red Star and The Blue.  This is the balance of The Taiji.

    Maybe you have not read the first book.  (It is free on amazon btw)

    The two story arcs converge elegantly at the end of the first novel.  But the second.... the second is so complex I am at a loss.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:41 am

    I saw you got some good reviews.

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