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    The Great Splendini

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    O Canada! I FUckin' LOVE YOU!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Sep 06, 2016 1:34 am

    O Canada!

    I fuckin' LOVE you, MOTHERLAND.
    Where you been these last 8 1/2 years?
    I want to suck your big fat titties! Drenched in Maple Syrup.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Sep 06, 2016 1:40 am

    Actually... 2 things I did notice.

    seems to be much more police presence. and the cops look nastier, ready to pounce.

    and the border folks seems not as nice as they used to... i was pulled to the side on my way back. they were asking me a million questions.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Sep 06, 2016 1:52 am

    New Zealand has a lot of greenery.

    But it might be too "small-village" for my liking.

    Like everyone knows what everyone else is doing.

    But the problem is being away for a long time makes it hard to integrate.

    Reverse culture shock is REAL man.

    I feel like I'm in the fucking Twilight Zone.

    But I'm not itching to go back to China either.

    I'm neither here nor there.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Sep 06, 2016 2:09 am

    Am I allowed to change my mind?

    FUCK CAnada!

    I'm moving to Muriburiland, mothafuckas.

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    Psioncy

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Sep 06, 2016 6:25 pm

    Oh Canaduhr!

    Our gay and gaytive land.  (See what you just did?)

    Our womens' menses flow...

    LOLOLOLOL.... OL!  lol!

    And syrup drips off our moose dongs

    Onto our beavers' hockey sticks.

    Which we lap it up.

    With five Moslems UP OUR ASS.

    And then we kill ALL THE BABY SEALS and go to fkn Wal-Mart on our ski-doos.

    Because we wor-ship A-MER-I-CA!

    LOLOL... OL


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Sep 06, 2016 6:37 pm

    You know what?  Fuck you and your fucking ICE COUNTRY.

    I'm not being nice about this anymore.

    This is war. Twisted Evil


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Sep 06, 2016 6:52 pm

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