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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:55 am

    it's been long overdue.

    bring along a physician of your choosing to tend to your wounds.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:12 am

    Ok.

    My choice of weapons is BLONDIE.

    And my dueling grounds are the Realms of Indulity, in the...

    Whatever part of Hell I cannot remember.

    You have One Year to prepare yourself.

    Canuck.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:14 am

    All I can say is get your gdm affairs in order.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:19 am

    Cuz when we fight in HELL, I'm not just gonna rip your heart out.

    I am going to eat it.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:25 am

    isn't that where i defeated you last time?

    how about "the realm of I'll blindfold myself and give you a head start" to make things even?

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:35 am

    No. I am talking about the realms of elysium.

    Or whatever you remember of HELL.

    This duel will take place in HELL. If you another choice of weapons, fine.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:38 am

    I will even agree to be mortal.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:40 am

    in this duel I am very open to any and all terms.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:44 am

    ok, hell is fine.

    that's where my family comes from.

    i am acquainted with the realms of hell.

    you sure you want to give up home field advantage?


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:51 am

    “I will reclaim my rightful place in Paradise. My path will be paved with the sins of Man, and yours, Dante, shall be the bedrock of my return. And all that is good shall be gone from the universe forever!”


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:53 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:ok, hell is fine.

    that's where my family comes from.

    i am acquainted with the realms of hell.

    you sure you want to give up home field advantage?



    Ok.  Hell is great.  Let's meet there.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:54 am

    What kind of weapons do you like?

    I like guns.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:57 am

    OR swords.

    Swords are fine too. Whatever.

    If you want me to eviscerate you with a sword, ok.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:58 am

    Maybe we should do hands and fists?


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:03 am

    I just think hands and stuff would be better to eat your heart.

    Which is my main ideal.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:06 am

    speaking of hell,

    the bars open all night out there in asian poonland or what?

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:07 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:speaking of hell,

    the bars open all night out there in asian poonland or what?


    Yeah I suppose you still a year to think about other topics. Rolling Eyes

    No. Yes. Maybe. I don't know.

    I think they close, unlike Beijing.

    Also if you want to get liquor after midnight from a store, you have to find one other than 7-11. Which can be quite difficult, since you can't walk 5 meters in Thailand without running into a a 7-11.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:11 am

    Anyway, how would you like your heart served up?

    I'm thinking dripping bloody rare.

    But do please let me know if you have another preference.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:29 am

    I know how to cook, BTW.

    You went and challenged me to this duel.

    I chose to pick the time frame and the location.

    So if you have other parameters you'd like to establish, let us hear them.

    Like weapons.  It's your choice, but you do need to declare it.

    If not, we will go with pistols and swords.  Shoot first, slice later.  Twisted Evil


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:46 am

    If there's some other location within Hell you would prefer, that is fine too.

    Any circle or address is fine.  So long as it is within Hell.   Shocked

    For example, if you enjoy farm country, there is Hell's Half Acre.

    Or wherever.  Please just generally pinpoint wherever you would like to do this thing on the map:

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:58 pm

    Unless this a is a leap year, you better start counting down m'fkr.  And even if it is a leap year, which I don't know and am not going to bother to Google because whatever.  Your clock is tick-tocking my friend.  

    You had the gumption to challenge me to this duel, but then you disappear when we start talking terms.

    You had better think long and hard and fast about weapons.  Cuz the longer you promasturbate on this, the more say *I* get.

    For example, I now you are at least part eskimo so I'm calling no spears.  Or pole-arms in general.

    Except halberds.  I will kill the shit out of you with a halberd.

    Or maybe we can just both choose our weapons, melee only?

    That would be fine with me.  I'll even tell you mine first.  Warfork.

    No shields either.  Well, that too is negotiable.  I can totes weild a warfork with a shield, just I'm not that great with shields.

    You know what, on second thought, spears are fine too.  Go ahead bring a fucking spear, Nanuck.  Try to harpoon me like you do those adorable little baby seals.

    See what fucking happens!

    When you find a deadly-poisoned warfork up your butt.

    Lethal poison is also permitted by the governing rules, btw.  pale


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 07, 2016 11:21 pm

    Rembember, I already called BLONDIE right from post one.   I know you probably would prefer to have your heart ripped out and eaten to ABBA, but that's not gonna happen, jackball.

    If this is really an issue, fine, I'll meet you halfway with Juice Newton or Barbara Streisand.

    You still have your choice of location.  I'm kinda thinking the Ninth Circle or the Core.  That would be convenient for u anyway, since that's where your soul is gonna be left at end of this m'fkr.  So it will if nothing else save you a commute.

    Since we are both currrently mortal, getting to Hell may be problematic... to say the least.

    I really don't know where the portals are at the moment.  I'm guessing Kashmir from like some hearsay chatter, but I will do more research.

    Make sure your passport is up to date and be prepared to apply for the visa.  (You don't need a visa for Hell, just whichever country the portal is in.  Hell actually has no visa requirements, so it's a great place for ESL teachers like us.)

    You're probably gonna need some climbing gear, like the serious kind with headlamps and shit, because it's pretty much a series of caverns going straight down.  Don't worry about Cerebrus, I'll just throw him a poisoned steak or something.

    We're gonna both be pretty exhausted after that trip, so maybe we should rest up another week before the duel.  I'm going to be talking to a lot of demons, catching up and... you know, garnering their support and finding ways to cheat.   What a Face

    I strongly recommend you start researching and ingratiating yourself to as many demons as you can possibly contact, soas to do the same.  Otherwise you will find yourself at a massive disadvantage.

    Well, you're prettty much totally F-ed in this thing already, but I just want to be sporting and give you a fighting chance.  Cuz I'm really a nice guy that way.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Sep 08, 2016 12:54 am

    Ok, I chose the location:

    Plegathon.

    If you lose, and you will, I can spare you and give you a chance to go down to the realm of Wood of Suicides and kill yourself.

    And don't be so fuckin' stupid as to bring a knife to a gun fight.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:00 am

    Plegathon?  Where the fuck is that.

    Are you really gonna make me study the map I posted?

    Like I don't already have enough stuff to do.  Rolling Eyes

    As long as it's not underwater or some gay shit like that, ok.

    Wood of Suicides I noted.

    Anyway, fine.  I agree to "Plegathon."  I'll google it next week or whenever.

    You still haven't chosen weapons.  Rolling Eyes

    I feel like you are not taking this duel seriously enough.  You made the challenge.  I chose time and location.  Hell.

    You got the pick of the address and weapons.  But I still don't know the weapons!

    If you don't buck up and get specific about this, I will just bring an M60 machine gun to mow you down with.

    Or a GDM nuclear bomb.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:07 am

    And BLONDIE is now non-negotiable.

    You can pick "Call Me," "Heart of Glass," "One Way or Another," or "Rapture."


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