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    The Great Splendini

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Sep 13, 2016 2:04 am

    stand back to back.

    you take 20 paces (or wait for the bee gees song to end, whichever comes first), then turn around and fire as fast as you can.

    meanwhile I will take 2 paces and fire.


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:43 pm

    So any amount of cheating in any form is allowed?  interesting.

    However you do realize that if you bring other people into it, it is no longer a duel.  Razz

    That is called a battle.  

    I'm open to it, even a full-fledged war if I can gather the resources.

    I literally have no resources of any kind atm.  As per usual.

    Well I've got the eternal wellspring of awesomeness that is me.


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:19 pm

    You know waht? I was going to release you from this obigation cuz I know you know that you just got yourself in way deep over head.

    So i was *going to* be a nice guy, but you are being SO FUCKING MOUTHY YOU ARE MAKING THAT IMPOSSIBLE.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Sep 13, 2016 11:27 pm

    <thread over>

    lock it down.

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Sep 13, 2016 11:58 pm

    I concur, and this one was actually more my bad than yours.... even you did challenge me to a f-ing duel.  Rolling Eyes

    I was ridiculously drunk the whole time. If I want to quit drinking, I need to stop with the internet dueling as well.

    We'll just pretend it's locked down, k?  I don't feel like logging out and back in again to moderate.

    That could take up entire minutes of my precious time.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Sep 15, 2016 4:41 am

    Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 15, 2016 8:17 am

    ok, you just *had* to keep running your mouth, didn't you?

    What did I INITIALLY DECLARE?

    Think about real hard, then think about again...



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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 15, 2016 8:22 am

    But, actually, this is my suggestion, not to you but to UFC.



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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 15, 2016 8:30 am

    This is in fact *my* Blondie Song that I do either of you to:



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Sep 16, 2016 1:30 am

    ok, you're on.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:16 am

    I am Pi Decimus Maximus.

    And I shall have REVENGE.

    In this lifetime.

    Or the NEXT!

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 16, 2016 12:16 pm

    Holy FS, I had no idea there had been a Three Stooges remake! I am going to watch the shit out of it too.

    Once I get my PC working. Well the PC works fine, but the monitor broke in my luggage and I have no idea where to get it repaired.

    I'm working off a laptop with Windows 10. OMFG does Windows 10 suck.

    So why are you talking about dueling again. Why? I thought this was locked by agreement.

    I know I posted some dumb shit like Blondie videos, but I mean come on I don't even remember doing it I was so loaded.

    What's your excuse?





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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 16, 2016 8:09 pm

    Hey, I fixed my monitor on my own.

    It was extremely painful on my fingers.  The problem was that there were no keys below the on/off and hdmi buttons and all that shit at bottom of the monitor, which was all cracked open.

    All I can figure is that were searching it for drugs at BKK airport.

    I *thought* I needed a repairman, but with my room-provided bottle-opener and a pen, I managed to get everything back into working order.  Twisted Evil

    Yes.  I'm posting from the NUC now.  Windows 10 can go straight to fucking hell where it belongs.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 16, 2016 8:47 pm

    Fucking fuck Windows 10 *and* laptops.

    Shit-eating motherfuckers.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:47 pm

    What's NUC? What operating system are you using?

    Windows 10 checks for illegal software and pirated movies and reports back to the authorities. Bye bye pirated movies with Windows 10. Well, I'm not sure if it applies in China though. But even then, if you download in China and then fly back home, maybe Microsoft can fucking nab you.

    I bought a refurbished laptop with Windows 7. Hopefully Linux will get its shit together.

    Yeah, Three Stooges got really bad reviews, but it has some great scenes. Like that one above. You could probably find all the best scenes on Youtube, actually since it's not much of a film.






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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:10 pm

    And I think I should also warn you....

    I am a highly trained insane hurricane.

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:52 pm



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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:01 pm

    Yeah, fucking Windows 10. It told me my software was not up to date even though I gave it my Microsoft security codes from one fucking year ago. Office 10 is totally cloud-dependant... but what happens if you in some third world shithole, like America, where you can't get at it?

    The answer is "fuck you" from Microsoft.



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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:04 pm

    I mean how much more should I be paid up?

    i paid those motherfuckers a year ago. I actually have a legal version of Office on this machine.

    But now my new machine won't accept those codes and keeps telling me I'm illegal under Windows 10?

    How many times can I possibly say "Go fuck yourself, Bill Gates?"


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:07 pm

    Let me explain the difference.


    I have a NUC which loads Windows 7 in like less than five seconds.

    I also have this brand new laptop which takes forever to load Windows 10.

    I can do far much more with the NUC than the laptop.

    This is called REGRESSION.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:30 pm

    Windows 10 is a piece of fucking shit!


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:31 pm

    You can't believe the bullshit this m'fkr does to me.

    Everything it can do to make life more complexicated, it does.

    I would fuck Windows 10 up the ass if could!!!!!!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:40 pm

    Thank God I got this monitor fixed.  Cuz if I had to spend one more day dealing with Windows 10....

    I was going to turn into a sodomite.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:01 am

    You know what? Blondie is awesome but you win.

    It *has* to be this song:



    Has to be. You called it dude. Nice.

    You are still gonna be deader than shit with your beating open heart being eaten.... but nice job nonetheless.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:28 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:What's NUC? What operating system are you using?


    NUC stands for... I don't even know the F what.  I know the N is Intel?  Wait.... that makes no sense.  

    Whatevs.  Rolling Eyes

    It's an Intel computer.  4x4x1.5 inches that rests on the back of the monitor.  It is so insanely powerful it can run GTA V.

    Mine runs on Windows 7, though it could run on anything.

    My laptop with Windows 10 is a motherfucking asshole who I hate to Hell.  Though it does have its uses.

    If you turn the keyboard back, it becomes a tablet.  So it's very good for showing Bangkok taxi drivers where to go, because they generally have no clue.  I screenshot the Google map image of the location, then paste in the address in a .jpg.  Works like a charm every time.


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