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    The Great Splendini

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:10 am

    I changed my mind.

    Let's meet up at Sowers of Discord Realm.

    Dude, I shoot out fuckin lightning bolts out my ass.

    You bring whatever you gotta bring.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:29 am

    Dude, don't make me consult the map again.

    I just looked up Phlegathon.... you spelled it wrong BTW.  It does indeed look like an aquatic gay-ass region.  First there is Styxx as we all know, but then there is Phlegathon.

    If it's a river of lava, not water, ok.  Kinda too starwarsishy if you ask me, but, again, this your prerogotive.  Perogative?  I can never spell that fkn word!

    Now you are choosing another location, just changing your fkn mind constantly.  Like my GF does.  Rolling Eyes

    The choice is yours, but MAKE it.

    I'm still suggesting the CORE.  I think that would be perfect.

    And I'm also waiting to know on which BLONDIE song will be playing.  This is probably the most important aspect of the duel, yet you are totally ignoring it.  Like a typical Canuck asshole.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:54 am

    Psioncy wrote:And BLONDIE is now non-negotiable.

    You can pick "Call Me," "Heart of Glass," "One Way or Another," or "Rapture."

    "The Tide is High" is now not only a new option. It is the *only* one.



    This is the song you will be hearing when your living, beating heart is ripped from your chest, and you watch me consume it.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:26 am

    Who died and made you Satan Lord of the Underworld?

    Why do you choose the song?

    I want to go with this for the duel.

    And how about Jerusalem? Fuck the lower realms of Hell. Loser goes STRAIGHT TO PURGATORY.

    Where he subsequently strips and jacks off in front of Satan and begs not to be sent to hell?

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:48 am

    Ok.  Ok.  I'm *trying* to be cool about this.

    You say you have connections in Hell.  And I also say I have connections in Hell.

    We will see who has better connections!

    BeeJees are great.  Let's do the fkn BeeJees.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:50 am

    Shall we be wearing roller-skates, asshole?


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:53 am

    No. Let me guess:

    Hockey skates and sticks? Rolling Eyes

    Fuck you. We listen to BLONDIE with roller-skates and SWORDS.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:55 am

    I know how to roller-skate you son-of-a-bitch.

    And also hockey skate.

    I know all this shit, Wayne Gretsky.

    So if you think you are gonna get some advantage with this bullshit you are talking now.

    This very extremely GAY bullshit. I say: Game ON!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:00 am

    We do have a fucking hockey team in Maine:  The Mariners.

    Maybe you've heard of them?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:03 am

    Ah man.

    This conversation has brought tears to my eyes.

    I always wanted to be the next Gretzky.

    But here I am in and out of shit jobs in Chinkland.

    Fuck you.

    Prepare to fucking go to FUCKING HELL!!!!!!

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:15 am

    No FUCK YOU.

    FUCK YOU EAQTING FUCK SHIT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:17 am

    Oh yes, sorry.

    We are both indeed going to Hell.  To duel.

    That is a certaintude, m'fkr.

    I got a little bit out of control there for a second and was perhaps impolite.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:23 am

    But how polite can you really be when your aim is to rip someone's heart from their chest and eat it?

    It's difficult to be polite in this situation.

    I am trying, but if I do not always do it, well....

    FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON-OF-A-BITCH!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:31 am

    fuck ME? no. fuck YOU.

    see, one thing i learned from wayne gretzky is: skate to where the puck is going to be, not where the puck IS.

    can you wrap your puny brain around that deep profound wisdom?


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:37 am

    Yeah I can wrap my mind around it this much:

    Your bloody beating heart is going to taste very good.

    To my mouth.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 6:16 am

    The Tide is High. BLONDIE.

    That's the song m'fkr.

    Non-mfkn-negotiable at this juncture. Evil or Very Mad


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 4:42 pm

    *Fuck* the Beejees (if you haven't already!)

    How about you fax that offer to my publicist and then we'll flush it down the toilet in front of you and see if it floats.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:44 pm

    Ok.  I do not want to sound unreasonable.

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    Make your choice, m'fkr!

    I would suggest "Woman in Love," which is not a Bee Jees song per se, but it was a collaboration of the Bee Jees and Barbara Streisand:



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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:51 pm

    Also "Staying Alive," I would consider.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 6:18 pm

    I mean, you think you can just challenge me to a duel and not have a conversation?

    There are a LOT of logistics to work out.  Especially in this one.

    Particularly the music.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 6:24 pm

    But also weapons. Please do not forget about weapons.

    I am bringing a WarFork and a Sheild. Just a small sheild, probably a buckler.

    And yes I will be dousing my warfork in deathly poison.

    But... but but but.... if you are bringing firearms, well that's a whole different matter.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 7:42 pm

    Ok.  Ok ok ok.  I have thought about it.

    Stayin' Alive totally works for me and is completely appropo.



    Weapons we do OLD SCHOOL.

    I will be donned with a warfork and a buckler.  Clad completely head to toe in chainmail.  Except for the helm, which will be solid steel.

    Tell me yours, asshole!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 9:30 pm

    You had better remember one thing about fencing.

    It is *fast*

    Very very fast.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 9:33 pm

    I am a fencer BTW.

    And I have never yet been beaten.

    But if you think you can do it with a gdm hockey stick.....


    LOL


    I mean it's so funny.  Ok.  Try it!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 10:39 pm

    Hockey sticks could probably be more considered macing.

    Maces are slow.

    Fencing is FAST.

    That is all I can tell you without giving away too much.


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