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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 10:52 pm

    Spears are fencing, so ok nanuck, use a spear if you like.

    I might do the same also.

    Warfork is good because it is a one-handed weapon. Thus I can also sheild.

    But whatever. Do whatever you want, baby seal killer.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 10:57 pm

    BTW just so you know.  I can also use a bow.

    I will totally use it against you too.  Shocked


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:01 pm

    In fact my bowmanship is so good, I am considered an ArchMaster.

    So do not worry. The battle will probably be over before you even see me.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:18 pm

    Grandmastery of Arching and Fencing.

    Are you sure want to do this?


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:19 pm

    I also know Gong Fu... maybe.  I mean, I did live in China long time.

    Be really clear with yourself if you think I am the man you should be fucking with.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:38 pm

    Oh wait, did I even mention that I am an US ARMY soldier?

    And all the high-tech weapons they trained us upon.

    Actually not very high tech.  Razz


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:45 pm

    It's mostly just like shooting guns at people.

    I guess war never changes that much.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:47 pm

    Well WWI and II did change quite a lot. So maybe I am wrong.

    It went from war of defense to offense.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:50 pm

    But I am 10000% anti-war.

    My GF is Japanese and they still hold a grudge against us.

    Even though they truly gave us no choice.

    Believe me, America did not want to go to war with Japan.

    But when we go to war, we do it to win.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:56 pm

    I feel awful about what happened.  I'm talking about Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

    I feel awful about it.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:00 am

    And I know know a lot you guys are gonna say "fuck you," but I also feel awful about Dresden.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:03 am

    There was no fucking excuse for that, no justification.

    It was just flat-out wrong.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:10 am

    America went overboard in trying to win WWII.

    And we won it.

    I'm the kind of guy who wants to pay back the karma.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:25 am

    well, your 12 different personalities are talking to each other.

    that's a duel right there.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Sep 09, 2016 1:39 am

    bad news.

    i've read Sun Tzu, motherfucker.

    and the highest art of warfare is not to fight at all.

    I will let you subdue yourself before the duel even begins.

    With PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE and SUBVERSION, the most advanced warfare of all.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Sep 09, 2016 1:41 am

    see

    by the time i'm done subverting you

    and fucking with your head

    you will no longer PERCEIVE me to be your enemy

    hence the easy victory with no duel necessary.

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:40 am

    If your enemy knows he is your enemy, than you have already lost.

    But.... FUCK SUN TSU!

    And more importantly, FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

    I have better things to do than cater to your incessent horseshit.

    We *are* enemies.  We are going to duel.  Isn't that well enough established?

    Go stick Sun Tsu up your ass!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:16 am

    "Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak."

    "If you are far from the enemy make him believe you are near. "

    "Mess with your enemy online until he's so annoyed he willingly surrenders before the fight."

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:23 am

    So.

    So you think you can tell.

    Heaven from Hell?

    Blue skies from pain.

    Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?

    The smile from a veil.

    Do you think you can tell?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:28 am

    For all those of you betting on the outcome of the duel.

    Know this.

    One big difference between me and Sciency is I worked in maintenance too but I never owned a suit.
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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:03 am

    I was a fisherman, m'fkr. So my suit was oil-gear.

    I'm NOT ashamed of it.

    But you will be. O' yes you will be!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:08 am

    he's a lumberjack

    and he's ok

    he works all night

    and he sleeps all day
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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:09 am

    You know what my job was?

    Slaughter.

    Whatever came onto the boat, I had to kill it. That was my job.

    Including sharks.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:10 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:he's a lumberjack

    and he's ok

    he works all night

    and he sleeps all day

    Yeah, that's your job, you Canadian kilted yalksman.

    I actually had to kill shit that wasn't plant-life.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:13 am

    I was quite good at my job, that's why I had it.

    I have killed more living shit than you have ever seen in your lifetime.


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