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    Psioncy

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    Let me list my enemies.

    Post  Psioncy on Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:04 am

    First there is Pi.  We are going to duel.

    Then there is Eggraid.   The swedish SOB.

    Then there is RB.  

    And UFC.

    That's it.  That is the end of my list.

    Except poods.  I will kill all the poods.   Twisted Evil


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Sep 13, 2016 1:32 am



    Our true enemy has yet to show his real face.

    I say take Sciency out. And HIS enemies will cease to by my enemies.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Sep 13, 2016 3:15 am

    Sciency's biggest enemy is his evil drunken twin.

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:49 pm

    LOL, u r not kidding.  I don't even know what I got up to.  I remember meeting a gigantic cat down by the canal, defintely not feline domesticus, all slinky like a panther and jet black.  

    Being loaded i totally approached and had a conversation with it.  I'm really lucky I didn't get my fkn eyes scratched out. (In fact it was a pleasant enough interaction.)

    Remember when I said Bangkok is all super nice and civilized?  Well that's only where I was at the time.  I'm still within the city, but there is jungle and wildlife all over the place.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Sep 14, 2016 1:09 am

    RobertBlack wrote:Sciency's biggest enemy is his evil drunken twin.


    Yep. you got it.

    The final showdown will not occur with any external enemy, be it pood or UFC.

    It will be Sciency vs Psioncy

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 14, 2016 1:55 am

    I hope I win! cheers


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:26 am

    well, get sciency on here man. let him open an account.

    you can't win if you don't allow him to come on here and fight you fair and square.

    duh.
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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:23 am

    Nah, i'm not letting that m'fkr anywhere near this site.  

    Hey's here's an idea, why don't you go have a four way fuck duel between Splendini, Pi, Ladyluck, and Bin Laden?

    LOL, Ladyluck.  You spent months on here pretending to be a girl.  I think UFC even had the hots for you.  Razz


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:27 am

    Not that I've never pretended to a girl on the internet.

    I was Carry White on TBJ... and similary messed around with female personas.

    Oh i had one way back on the beginning of TBJ called "Kathery" a chinese who wanted to try meeting a foriegner for a "one night stamp."  "Why not have try!"  Trolled those m'fkrs good.   Booberry was my funniest. REally take a look at this shit,s oooo funny (at least to me!)

    Missing Da Jing

    I also played The Googler and Dajal and a slew of others.  

    And many many more on this and other forums.  I have so many personalities it can be a real bitch keeping track of them.  Razz


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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:48 am

    Dude, it's too much of a sausage fest on here.

    Open it up and let's partee!

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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:49 am

    With the amount of viewers, I am sure we could get some new members.

    Even one more, would be interesting.
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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:54 am

    Yeah and we know which one it would be. Shocked

    Really, I'm not in the mood to be stalked incessently. WTF is?


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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Sep 14, 2016 4:09 am

    Yes, but Psioncy just loves UFC.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Sep 14, 2016 4:12 am

    My gf has an evil little twin too.

    She is a Gemini, my gf.

    I call her Lucy, her evil little twin.

    My gf talks in her sleep, with her eyes open, sometimes she sits up in bed, and I will say, hi Lucy, and she smiles evilly, and we have some short conversations

    I know she is hearing me, as she get's this puzzled look on her face

    But I speak to her sweetly, like she is a child, and then she smiles
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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Sep 14, 2016 4:17 am

    It's a bit like talking to Psioncy here, when he is in the twilight zone.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Sep 14, 2016 4:33 am

    Psioncy has a love relationship with UFC.

    Sciency has a love/scared relationship with UFC.

    My diagnosis, love, or at least infatuation.

    Sometimes you just need to give in to your deepest, and most scary desires, Sciency.

    You are a homophobe, after all.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Sep 14, 2016 5:05 am

    I finally made it!

    I am writing to Southpark (Canadians, I know, but who cares, when money is involved?)

    Sciency finally sucks UFC's balls!

    Pure genius!

    Pure fiction, of course!

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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Sep 14, 2016 10:19 pm

    Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Sep 14, 2016 11:32 pm

    Psioncy wrote:Nah, i'm not letting that m'fkr anywhere near this site.  

    Hey's here's an idea, why don't you go have a four way fuck duel between Splendini, Pi, Ladyluck, and Bin Laden?

    LOL, Ladyluck.  You spent months on here pretending to be a girl.  I think UFC even had the hots for you.  Razz

    WHo the fuck are you fooling?

    You thought you were gonna get laid when I came on here as Ladyluck !!!

    Man, I should have created some fake accounts when you re-opened the registration.

    This is too fucking boring.
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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:10 am

    RobertBlack wrote:Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.

    This statement seems more than a little self-contradictory, but who's really to say you didn't?

    At least half the time they just want to get laid short term too, but have put on this show of trying to suck you into more in order to justify it to themselves.

    Then if you go and forget to call them for a month, they contact you for more with a hidden super FUBAR plan to sabotage everything sideways hidden behind their backs.  Or they do the same if don't forget to call.  Cuz they want to go jump new stumps, jump 'em like jackrabbits, and are wondering why you got hung on some poon cuz they had pegged you as being smarter than that.  That's why you chosen in the first place.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:14 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:
    Psioncy wrote:Nah, i'm not letting that m'fkr anywhere near this site.  

    Hey's here's an idea, why don't you go have a four way fuck duel between Splendini, Pi, Ladyluck, and Bin Laden?

    LOL, Ladyluck.  You spent months on here pretending to be a girl.  I think UFC even had the hots for you.  Razz

    WHo the fuck are you fooling?

    You thought you were gonna get laid when I came on here as Ladyluck !!!

    Man, I should have created some fake accounts when you re-opened the registration.

    This is too fucking boring.

    cheers
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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:22 am

    Yes, it is a bit of a sausage fest, but maybe Sciency likes it that way?

    Laughing
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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:23 am

    Psioncy wrote:
    RobertBlack wrote:Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.

    This statement seems more than a little self-contradictory, but who's really to say you didn't?

    At least half the time they just want to get laid short term too, but have put on this show of trying to suck you into more in order to justify it to themselves.

    Then if you go and forget to call them for a month, they contact you for more with a hidden super FUBAR plan to sabotage everything sideways hidden behind their backs.  Or they do the same if don't forget to call.  Cuz they want to go jump new stumps, jump 'em like jackrabbits, and are wondering why you got hung on some poon cuz they had pegged you as being smarter than that.  That's why you chosen in the first place.

    Good points

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Sep 15, 2016 2:40 am

    the last broad i was with in china must have had at least one if not a couple of other guys going on the side because she would go weeks without contacting me. like 6 weeks the last time. then i left.



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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Sep 15, 2016 8:37 pm

    Maybe not.  Some Chinese girls have this weird attitude towards sex, like they need it but it's... intrusive and rude and disgusting.

    Or something like that.  I mean, there are 35 year old Chinese virgins out there, and that's ok because the dudes are still playing video games with each other.

    I won't even get into the complex family issues they have.

    Or, depending on the girl, it's exactly as you say.  I don't know how to discern either.

    For all you know, that bitch/ho may be madly in love with you.  There is just no telling.


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