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    Dearest Valium

    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Oct 03, 2016 2:06 am

    You know I am single again.  I think you may be my one true love.

    The others bitch about my drinking, but stress me out at the same time and do nothing to help with it.  You, OTOH, understand and simply knock me unconscious into my favorite realm, dreamland, before I can overindulge.  You are a drug, but you are legal.  Everything about you is perfect.

    Please marry me Valium!  I love you
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    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Oct 03, 2016 3:31 am

    Poem to my love, dear sweet Valium:

    You make me relaxed and sleepy.

    Particularly when I combine you with liquor.

    All my stress goes away, and I don't give two shits anymore. (not even one!)

    You are expensive, 300-500 baht, and most pharmacies won't sell you.

    But I have found one! And it's very near me.

    They will keep getting my money, cuz you are well worth it.

    I've already taken two, so I should not take more.

    But I'd take the whole package of you, all ten pills at once if I could.

    I'm just afraid I would die, but if were due to. You would be the way.

    Let me lay down beside you, and with you within me.

    Let me dream in the meadows, let me die in your arms!

    (Note:  totally ripped off from John Denver.)
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    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Oct 03, 2016 3:38 am

    Ok, I'm doing an experiment. Taking three, with liquor.

    I already slept last night and then again until 11 pm this evening.

    All my stress is gone. This stuff is like magic. The dude at the pharmacy wanted to sell me Xanax cuz I asked for the strongest sleeping medicine, but I was like "No, fuck that. Give me Valium!"

    Many of the pharmacies will only sell you benadryl, which I also have. Sometimes it totally fails to put me to sleep.

    I wonder what would happen if I took a couple benadryl on top of these three valium pills and all the liquor I've drank?

    I dunno, but it's worth a shot, right?
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    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Oct 03, 2016 3:44 am

    In the daytime I can't walk down the street without getting accosted by Indian fortune tellers.

    I'm a polite person so when they talk to me, I talk back, saying "Sorry, I don't want."

    To which he will reply, "I am not selling anything.  I can see from your face that you have good karma."

    "Well, you're wrong right off the bat then cuz my karma sucks."

    "But you are going to have a change of fortune soon.  I can see by the shape of your eyes."

    "Whatever.  Listen, dude, I don't mean to be rude, but I have stuff to do."  Cuz these guys are older and I don't want to be disrespectful.

    "I will tell you the name of your mother."

    "Ok, what's my mother's name?"

    "Give your palm and I will tell you."

    "Ok, sorry, goodbye." And I do the Thai hand gesture and smile before I walk away.

    THREE just today did the, "Give me your palm and I will tell you your mother's name." I walked away each time.  But I have to admit, I'm sort of curious if they can really do it.  Maybe tomorrow I'll see if they get her name.  M'fkrs are not getting money out of me though.  Evil or Very Mad
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    Re: Dearest Valium

    Post  RobertBlack on Mon Oct 03, 2016 3:07 pm

    I don't get the valium bit.

    I drink to stay awake, then I will just crash completely.

    I suppose it could help the hangover the next day.
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    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:34 pm

    RobertBlack wrote:I don't get the valium bit.

    I drink to stay awake, then I will just crash completely.

    I suppose it could help the hangover the next day.

    No, what'd good about it is that you pass out before you can consume too much.

    Not something I would attempt in public, but in private it's great. I don't drink half as much as I usually would, and thus suffer less of the horrific effects the next day.

    I'm only on one now, and substantial amount of liquor next to me. Better take another.

    Valium is not cheap, but it's as cheap as liquor so well worth the investment. Tonight I will pass out instead of drinking myself in a deathly stupor. And tomorrow I will be functional. Totally worth it. Not to mention I'll be revelling my favorite place, dreamland, for hours upon hours.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:44 pm

    Hmm, OK.

    Though when i drink, generally dreamland is quite a scary place.

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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Oct 04, 2016 1:40 pm

    Yeah, I have a lot of nightmares, but they are as beautiful as they are bizarre.  No other place I'd rather be than dreamland.  Valium is wonderful.  Last night for example, I drank a few high alcohol content beers, then a small bottle of whiskey.  I also had a large bottle of whiskey, but I didn't get three sips into it before passing out from the valium.

    Result?  Instead of having the shakes and a debilitating hangover, I woke up early and got my free breakfast buffet from the hotel, feeling totally fine and refreshed.  That's a world of difference.  Also because I sleep it off, I'm sober enough when I wake to know better than to reach for the bottle again and wind up on a rolling drunk, with all the horrific consequences that come from that.  Alcohol + valium.  It's the way to go!

    I was going to do a podcast but I passed out before I could get drunk enough.  Maybe I'll try again tonight.  I do still have a full large bottle of whiskey sitting here.  Twisted Evil
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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Oct 04, 2016 2:45 pm

    I don't know whether to congratulate or chastise you.

    For me, I will only take stuff to keep me awake so that I can have more hours drinking.

    I mean, why waste your waking hours, when you can drink?

    You should have done that Podcast when you were in the moment.

    But on the other hand, I am not in the hand shaking, hallucinatory stage yet, and i only really hit it once a week or so.



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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Oct 04, 2016 2:47 pm

    I mean, if you don't have a hangover, that means you didn't drink much.

    And if you didn't drink much, aren't you slowly becoming addicted to valium instead?

    A substitute of one drug for another?

    A valium zombie?
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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Oct 04, 2016 3:08 pm

    RobertBlack wrote:I don't know whether to congratulate or chastise you.

    For me, I will only take stuff to keep me awake so that I can have more hours drinking.

    I mean, why waste your waking hours, when you can drink?

    You should have done that Podcast when you were in the moment.

    But on the other hand, I am not in the hand shaking, hallucinatory stage yet, and i only really hit it once a week or so.


    Yeah, I'll down several bottles of liquor and keep going out for more when I'm drunk.  Then I'll pass out, wake up, see the leftover liquor, and start again.  It can go on for days and the after-effects are horrendous.

    Sure, I'll go out sometimes and whoop it up dancing, talking to people, etc.  But I don't remember any of it.  So for me, the valium is a good way to go.  After a long bout of rolling drunks, I sober up and can't sleep for days, with shakes and hallucinations.  With valium, I just pass out, get a great night's rest and start a new day.  I still drank a fair bit last night, three high alcohol content bears and a small bottle of whiskey.  That's enough.

    Still got that bottle left and two valium. Maybe go out for my for first few and see what happens, then come back to my room with the whiskey and valium and crank out a podcast tonight.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Oct 04, 2016 4:33 pm

    Let's get it on!

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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:01 pm

    Fuck yeah. I just met this Irish dude who immigrated to Australia at the bar. Him and I both like fishing so we talked about that, but this African bitch from some country neither of us knew where it was, Berundi?, kept interrupting us with her incoherent jibber-jabber. Apparently she was offended that we didn't know where in fkn Africa her stupid banana country is.

    Sigh, I'll Google it. Then maybe I'll go poke her, so long as she doesn't charge me more than ten dollars.
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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:08 pm

    Ok, I Googled it.



    I kept saying, "What countries does it border?  Kenya?  Congo? Tanzania?

    She got all irritated saying it was in WEST AFRICA.

    And I said, "No, that is Central Africa, more East than West" and she got more irritated.

    But look at the fkn map!  What a dumb bitch.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:54 pm

    Yeah, African chicks can be a bit vacant.

    Good that you are meeting people though, safety in numbers, and so on.

    And Aussies are usually cool.

    I'll be on it too later, so I'll meet you in Hell!

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    Re: Dearest Valium

    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:55 pm

    Oh, Irish, well dunno, watch your back.

    An Irishman in Thailand...
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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Oct 04, 2016 7:35 pm

    Hey, don't knock black poon til you have tried it. It can be highly addictive. Dark chocolate and all that.

    I just didn't like this bitch's attitude.
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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Oct 04, 2016 7:37 pm

    Don't talk about Irish.  Don't even talk about it.

    Italian/German/Irish.

    My forebears' had a big orgy here in AMERICA and that made me.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Oct 04, 2016 7:40 pm

    Nah, that's what I mean. They always have attitude. Always.

    In that movie, Requiem for a Dream, the black guy tells the white chick, you white chicks can give great head, Black chicks just can't do it.

    That is so fucking true.

    I made this chick in Shenyang do it. She stopped like after a minute, and gave up, and her fucking excuse was that my dick was too big.

    And it's not. Well, unless she had been sucking Chinese dick, before that.
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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Oct 04, 2016 7:40 pm

    According to my DNA tests, I also have Brit.

    Shame for that!
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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Oct 04, 2016 7:42 pm

    Yeah i like Asian. Asian poon.

    I''ll even procreate it with it.
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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Oct 04, 2016 7:43 pm

    You have probably sucked more asian dick than a yak farmer.
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    Re: Dearest Valium

    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:27 pm

    Are you talking to your evil twin now?

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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:34 pm

    No, it must be the other way around.

    We needs to suck my precious.

    The Irish at home are great. Irish overseas, I found them to be a bit too secretive and sneaky.

    But if he's lived in Aussie, he may have changed.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:37 pm

    I reckon deep down you are a repressed bisexual Sciency.

    1. You are a homophobe;

    2. You have a problem with anal with chicks.

    Yeah guys have assholes too.

    But then they also have mouths.

    So, you can't distinguish between the two.

    I mean, a guy who get's a blow job from a chick, is gay?

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