In the daytime I can't walk down the street without getting accosted by Indian fortune tellers.
I'm a polite person so when they talk to me, I talk back, saying "Sorry, I don't want."
To which he will reply, "I am not selling anything. I can see from your face that you have good karma."
"Well, you're wrong right off the bat then cuz my karma sucks."
"But you are going to have a change of fortune soon. I can see by the shape of your eyes."
"Whatever. Listen, dude, I don't mean to be rude, but I have stuff to do." Cuz these guys are older and I don't want to be disrespectful.
"I will tell you the name of your mother."
"Ok, what's my mother's name?"
"Give your palm and I will tell you."
"Ok, sorry, goodbye." And I do the Thai hand gesture and smile before I walk away.
THREE just today did the, "Give me your palm and I will tell you your mother's name." I walked away each time. But I have to admit, I'm sort of curious if they can really do it. Maybe tomorrow I'll see if they get her name. M'fkrs are not getting money out of me though.