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    Is Sciency baptized?

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    The Great Splendini

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    Is Sciency baptized?

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:27 am

    I think it's HIGH TIME to purify this motherfucker.

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    The Angel of God

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    Re: Is Sciency baptized?

    Post  The Angel of God on Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:41 pm

    Yes, I am a baptized and confirmed Protestant.

    Everyone assumes I'm Catholic, but I ain't.  Evil or Very Mad

    Not that I've been to church in decades, 'cept once to get married and then church basements for the AA meetings.  I'm only allowed in the basement these days, lol!

    How 'bout you Pi.  What's your denomination?

    Just like circumcision, you can baptize yourself if you aren't already.  It's a very simple procedure. 1. Pour two buckets of concrete.  2. Place feet in said buckets and allow concrete to harden.  3. Jump off bridge.

    Congrats, you're like super-baptized now.

    If you need to circumcise yourself, all you have to really have is a box cutter and about six rolls of paper towels.

    Please let us know how both work out.

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