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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:42 pm


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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:43 pm

    Long one!

    Stick that up your Eggroll!

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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:49 pm

    That one was quite good, hungover/still drunk, and laughed a lot.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:49 pm

    Can't drink until the chick sleeps
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    Post  The Angel of God on Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:45 pm

    DMT-FK I want to listen this!  FU Podomatic.

    More like POOD-o-tragic.   Rolling Eyes  

    Yep, I'm drinking again tonight.  Last night I wound up in a dance club somehow.

    I know nobody gives a fuck, I could probably listen to this with my high speed router but gotta conserve that for my work, and the hotel's wifey is super spotty.  Whatevs, I'm patient it'll come up... or I'll just dl the podcast with the high speed.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:27 pm

    Have to wait until chick signs off on Skype before I can HIT it, been still drunk most of the day...
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    Post  The Angel of God on Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:29 pm

    Right click to new tab and download from website if there's a problem.

    Listening now.l..  I've always thought David Letterman is a dick.  Can be funny sometimes.

    I want to gamble, but can't really afford risk atm.  I gotta have some reserves before I fuck around with gambling.  

    Won fairly big on a casino cruise once.  The ships can go a few miles off-shore and gambling because legal cuz they aren't in The States anymore technically.  My wife and I ran $10 through the lowest stakes slot machine and came out with $13.  So we removed the 3 and did it again, came up with $14.

    The fucking thing never lost.  There were two of the machines in the casino, so I sent her to one and stayed on the other.  We consistently won all night and came away with several hundred dollars.  I asked the worker how this was possible and he was said the machines were programmed to win.  I was like "WTF? Doesn't that go against everything a casino is about?"  He explained that the purpose was to get people winning on a low stakes machine so they'll go to a higher stakes machine.  

    I wouldn't let my wife off the machine all night.  She was pissing and moaning, and I was like "NO, stay on the slut machine.

    LOL.  She was a "slut machine" herself.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:34 pm

    I thought you weren't supposed to hit on 16?  Aren't your odds worse if you do, since there are 9 cards out of 14 that will bust you?

    $17,000?  Are you talking USD?  Holy fuck.  I would buy a cabin if I ever came into that much money.

    I get what you're saying about the complications alcohol can cause, even I'm not a gambler myself.  It sounds like a lot of ups and downs.  Stressful, but entertaining at least.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:55 pm

    It depends on what the dealer has:

    A 7, 8, 9, 10 hit

    It wwas Australian dollars, 3 and a half packs of 5000

    New green notes, from memory

    It was shitload of money and the cashier was quite pissed off as the casino had fallen into not so good times, as the Gold Coast got run down and emptier of people




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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:56 pm

    I was 6k in the hole at the time, so it saved me big time
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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:58 pm

    I had to declare it at the airport at aussie and nz

    in nz i told the Maori officer how much it was and she didn't blink, then when I showed her she went wow!

    She never seen that much money before
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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:59 pm

    Pi is back!

    cheers

    I thought we may have scared him off last night were quite mean

    sorry Pi

    cheers sunny

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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:00 am

    Oh, he's gone again

    Laughing
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:24 am

    Pi is like when you do a shit and you wipe your asshole nice and clean, with lots of paper, which will just flush OK and then another bit of poop sneaks out.

    That poop is Pi.

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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:11 am

    Ok, I'm gonna disagree with you a *little* even though you know way more than I do.

    The way I see it is hit on anything up to the dealer showing 8, not ten.  Because 10 to Jack through King rate 10, and Ace can rate eleven.

    I don't understand your calculation.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:14 am

    Yeah, Pi is HUGE piece of shit who should go to bannanaretardfuck.com if it even exists and just live there.

    A race traitor and a commie piece of shit asshole.

    Fuck him!  I'm sooooo tired of his bullshit.

    I want to kick his ass!!   Twisted Evil

    Eggroll is not as bad as you think.  But unlike you and I, he is a homo.

    Pi/Eggraid = homos.

    RB/Psioncy = real pussy lovin' MEN.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:21 am

    The Angel of God wrote:Ok, I'm gonna disagree with you a *little* even though you know way more than I do.

    The way I see it is hit on anything up to the dealer showing 8, not ten.  Because 10 to Jack through King rate 10, and Ace can rate eleven.

    I don't understand your calculation.

    What?

    No, if you have 16 and the dealer has a 10 the chances are he will get another ten.

    So you must hit to try and better a 16.

    Actually I often get 21.

    Like a player next to me will not hit on 15 and I am like cool, cause usually then I get the 5 or 4 that he should have had.

    But if the dealer has a 2 then you stay as chances are he will get 2 tens and go bust.

    The toughest calls by a mile are


    you have 12 the dealer has 3

    you have ace seven and the dealer has 2,3,4,5,6,7

    I have been shouted at many times for hitting

    on both times I hit usually
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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:24 am

    So what is the formula?  If the dealer is showing 8 or less, then hit on 16?  Please be specific.

    It's not going to hurt your blackjack career.  Only a dozen ppl probably read this site.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:24 am

    I recall once I was with a bunch of lawyers in a London club and we were betting behind our mate, he got 16

    and we were HIT!

    Big bets.

    And he waved, and it was a 5.

    We wanted to KILL him
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:25 am

    if you have 16 you hit when the dealer has 7 to Ace
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:25 am

    you stay on 2,3,4,5,6
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:26 am

    Because the odds are that he will get a ten, you see?

    So many tens in the pack.
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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:27 am

    Aren't the chances of the dealer (or you) getting a ten only 4 in 14?  (I realize the Ace can be one or eleven.)


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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:28 am

    There are 4 times as many tens as other cards

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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:29 am

    Ok, ok.  I'm listening to you on this one cuz you know way more than I do.

    Stay on 16 if the dealer is showing 8?


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