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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:29 am

    so that is out of 52, 16/52
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:30 am

    no you hit
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:30 am

    you must as the probability is he will get 18
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:32 am

    I got 1 beer left and a third of a bottle of scotch

    shit...
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:33 am

    It's like minus ten c outside
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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:33 am

    Why would he probably get 10 if his chances of 10 are only four in fourten? - 0r higher is you count the Ace?

    10 through Ace is only 5 out of 14.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:35 am

    But he is more likely to get a ten than any other card

    You assume that when playing

    That's basic play
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:35 am

    That is why you split aces and double down on 9,10,11

    you must
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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:35 am

    RobertBlack wrote:I got 1 beer left and a third of a bottle of scotch

    shit...


    Well, I beat you cuz... lemme check the bottle...

    Oh, no.  We drew even. 'Bout a third.    Laughing


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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:36 am

    RobertBlack wrote:That is why you split aces and double down on 9,10,11

    you must


    Thanks. 

    What do you do if you have two Aces?


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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:38 am

    I lost 7k once, won it back, then lost it again in the same night lol

    I was at the 100 table with many people watching and we were on the same box, me and this Indibum bitch

    we had 11

    dealer had 10

    And I had like 500 on and I said double and she was like what?

    I said double

    She only had 100 on

    So the dealer said to her, no double for you?

    And she reluctantly doubled

    we got a ten

    she was happy
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:39 am

    you always split aces, and 8
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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:40 am

    In my poker brain, if I got two Aces I'm just like:

    *hold up a gun*  

    "I got all yer money, bastards!"

    Sorry, statistics ain't my strongest suit.  Smile


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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:41 am

    RobertBlack wrote:you always split aces, and 8

    Don't split on tens?


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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:42 am

    I actually don't like getting two aces unless I get a perfect pair

    my perfect hand is dealer 5

    me two 5

    That's a double

    Also I love splitting 9's

    For some reason I always get 21

    And usually get a double

    But these cunts onlune don't allow a split double

    Cunts

    You can make a fortune on one hand in a casino

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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:43 am

    Never EVER split tens

    Never throw away a usually winning hand to be greedy
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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:44 am

    Fuck it.  I'm gonna split on 9s like you do.

    I want a 17k payday so badly I can taste it.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:45 am

    But *never* split on tens.  I get it.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:45 am

    Plus 9 times out of ten it fucks the whole table

    The table must play the basic rules

    That gives everyone a huge advantage

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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:45 am

    I have seen guys, I don't do it, but actually tell people what to do

    It works, believe me
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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:46 am

    It's not just the dealer.

    The number of other players must affect the game, yeah?  (And their skill-level?)


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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:47 am

    Casinos are horrible places, unless you win

    Some casinos I have never ever lost

    Such as Estoril where the Bond movie was filmed

    Razz
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:47 am

    The Angel of God wrote:It's not just the dealer.

    The number of other players must affect the game, yeah?  (And their skill-level?)

    totally, that is why you must play 10 tables or more

    I mean minimum bet 10
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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:48 am

    Holy Shit.  Blackjack is just too fkn confusing for me.

    I need lessons.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:50 am

    Don't ever play me at poker, never.

    Your money will be *gone*.   lol!


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