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    RobertBlack

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    Are you tough enough to live in New Zealand?

    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:54 am

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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:55 am

    I used to frequent that pub. The Flying Jug. Russell Crowe's parents owned it at one time.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:58 am

    Even better:

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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:00 am

    Tough enough for that, Sciency?

    I arrived in NewZealand when I was 8, from England.

    Read, once in a while Pi!

    My high school was 40 % Maori.

    Haha.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:05 am

    That movie was 100 % real.

    It is like that, in New Zealand.

    Never fuck with a Maori.

    One of my lawyer colleagues, just like me, got stabbed 8 times, nearly died, as he lost his case.

    When i represented gang members, as young as 17, it was an automatic win.

    No witnesses ever turned up.

    if you did, not only were you dead, but your family was also dead.

    They don't like narcs, also.

    But generally I like the Maoris, great sense of humour, like fun, but never insult them or fuck with them.

    I told the Somalian drug dealers in Tottenham, if the Maoris moved in here, in 2 weeks you would be gone.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:12 am

    After I won that 17k I ended up in a town like that. Great surf.

    After a lot of losing gambling, and a night of P, did a road trip with a tough massive Maori cunt, ex con, bouncer.

    He was like my minder / security guy.

    I met him at a bar and I said where the fuck are the chicks in this town bro!!?

    He said, I'll take you to a party with chicks;

    It was a P party and the only chick was this fucking dwarf chick P addict (who was in demand).


    I got really pissed off, I wanted to test the guy, so I said to the guy whose party it was I am going to burn doiwn your house, I am going to fuck your mother, and your father...

    The big Maori cunt smiled, then tapped me on the shoulder, and said "Dude, his Dad just died of cancer, but whatever, I got your back."

    I was like, ROAD TRIP!!!!

    We stayed in nice hotels and shit while I gambled.

    haha, the things we do.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:29 am

    Some good scenes:



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Dec 09, 2016 5:28 am

    you're from UK, RB?

    i didn't know.

    that explains the "we".

    so you're an orphan then?
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:07 am

    I forgot that poops cannot read

    How is the homo less situation now?

    Laughing
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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:25 pm

    Fucking Bully!

    I could watch that all day

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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:27 pm

    I love this scene:

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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:27 pm

    Pi, I know it is difficult for you but I will say this one last time.

    I was born in England...OK?

    Then I moved to New Zealand when I was 8

    I left New Zealand when I was 31

    I know that is extermely complex, and almost impossible to understand

    But with your superior intelligence I think you can manage it?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Dec 10, 2016 12:14 am

    My understanding is just about anyone is capable of murder.

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    Post  The Angel of God on Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:42 pm

    He's right Pi.  You are a leftist BULLY wannabe and nothing but one more shit in the turdpit.

    You couldn't even make a living counting turds, of which you are one.  Not that the job is in all that great demand anyway.  Who in the fuck is gonna pay somebody to count turds all day?

    Like *everyone* does with shitstained smiles in that commie utopia of yours.  Rolling Eyes

    You're just pissing your peepanties non-stop on here cuz TRUMP WON.


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