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    The Angel of God

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    Free Girlfriend Give-Away!

    Post  The Angel of God on Thu Dec 15, 2016 5:11 pm

    That's right.  I'm giving away my girlfriend.  First come first serve.

    She wants a baby and I don't.  So that's that.  She wants a white baby because she doesn't like black people.  Even though she's totally black herself.

    So as long as you meet these qualifications, she's all yours:

    1.  You are willing to have a baby.
    2.  You are white.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Thu Dec 15, 2016 5:13 pm

    She wants me to mention that she has a sweet, hot pussy.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:40 pm

    It figures I'd wind up with a black GF who is racist against black people.   Rolling Eyes


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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:05 pm

    I shagged a black chick on the floor next to her bosses desk, then on my bosses couch, which I pissed (haha!) he was furious.

    She always said black people were stupid.

    One night at at after work drinks (London law firm) I stood her up and she got shit faced, abusive, then fell down a subway set of steps and broke her leg badly.

    I guess she was right!

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    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:06 pm

    Does this mean we can hear the podcast now then?
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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:01 am

    I got her drunk again tonight and did another podcast.  The last one she was too drunk.

    She's interesting but not so much good for podcasts cuz she repeats herself and doesn't get to the fkn point.


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    Post  eggraid on Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:49 am

    Arent black chicks supposed to be insanely good sex?
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    Post  The Angel of God on Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:04 pm

    Oh yes.  She will wear you out and then some.  And she always says thank you for the D.

    Sure you're not interested?  I already have a kid and *absolutely* do not want another one, so just say the word and I'll get you signed up.

    Really, she can be all yours.  I might swing by your house and pork her once in a while, but that's it.

    (You'll be needing the break anyway.)

    Then we can all have a beer together. Deal?  drunken


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    Post  RobertBlack on Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:07 pm

    eggraid wrote:Arent black chicks supposed to be insanely good sex?

    The opposite im my experience.

    They are lousy at giving head,

    Lazy in bed.

    You fuck them and they suddenly think they are a precious princess, whose knight in shining armour has come to save them, in this case Sciency

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    Post  The Angel of God on Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:25 pm

    Really?  I've got the opposite problem.  Black girls are way too active in bed.  I hate that.

    I like very them submissive, and even then I still like to contort and restrain them.  If they make any noise I shhh them.  I give commands and they follow.  Training is usually required, but that's how I like it.

    Outside of the bed though I'm usually get jerked around by them in every direction.  What I have learn to do is apply my in-bed dominance to the out-of-bed world in a relationship.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:29 pm

    I fucked this nice Cameroon chick, I think she was, in China, 21.

    When I turned her over and fucked her doggy style, she yelled "What are you doing to me!!?"

    I mean I could understand it if I was in her asshole.

    And yes Eggraid, they are pink inside, but sort of a dark pink.



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    Post  The Angel of God on Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:07 pm

    An African chick well into sexual maturity who had never had it doggie-style?  There's no way dude. Razz

    They learn that before they hit puberty.  It's on their fifth grade exams, that they diagram with charcoal on cured zebra hide.  The subject comes right after spear-chucking.

    She was probably trying to please you by making you think that.  Either that or like you said, a princess of some sort.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:29 am

    I had two nights with her.

    The second night I tried to offload her to this rich married French dude who really liked her, and was far more handsome than me, so i was told

    But alas, she had fallen for me

    So I fucked her again and that night at her place we watched the tennis and Hewitt (my favourite tennis player of all time) was playing Safin (not bad for a Russian)

    I said Hewitt will fuck him up for sure, and she was like nah Safin, let's bet 200 US on it, and I was like, Hell yeah, but if we shake, we must pay right, she was like YEAH, and so we shook

    I think she was a rich bitch, she was a student in some nice digs

    Hewitt killed the Russian cunt

    And she was mentioning to go to a cash machine, and I was like all nice, nah, pay me later


    A few days later I dumped her over MSN and she went all psychotic, as they do

    If I saw her in a bar, I would have to leave, but that was OK

    Yeah, and the other black chick in London I stood her up and she got all abusive and rowdy, and then fell down concrete steps breaking her leg

    By the second black chick, I was seeing a clear pattern forming

    If I were you, I would carefully let that black mama down easily and take your mates offer of a fresh smelling Thai girl, all wrapped up, and edible
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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:33 am

    When I fucked the black girl in China, I was sort of seeing this Chinese girl, and the day after I fucked the black girl, after a shower, I saw her, and she was like sniffing me, saying, you smell different, kind of weird

    Spooky man, chicks

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:35 am

    Get on that Putlocker shit site and watch Only God Forgives, that will give you a horn on, for Thai ladies
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    Post  The Angel of God on Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:24 pm

    Blacks think whites smell like chicken salad sandwiches, white meat with mayo... on white bread. Maybe some iceberg lettuce on there too.

    My (maybe) GF doesn't smell bad but many blacks have a strong smell. It's like that old story of Jamal and the Beanstalk where the giant says "Fee Fi Fo Figger... I smell a *****!" This is on account of them having higher levels of sex hormone than other races, and also why they have bigger butts, boobs, and ding-a-lings, and why they reach physical maturity faster.

    Asians just smell like whatever they ate recently, usually garlic and spicy duck necks.



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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Dec 18, 2016 6:00 pm

    Pungent silent
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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:01 am

    Not pungent like so many niggers.

    You want this bitch?  Fine.

    Let's sign the ownership papers.  $0.00 NZ or USD.

    You will have a hell of great time with this poon.

    I just want to write and stuff.  Have fun fucking my GF.

    I prefer writing to be perfectly honest.

    I have her ownership slave papers. Just say the word and she is yours.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:37 am

    How about you pay me to take her off your hands?

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    Post  The Angel of God on Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:19 am

    This is fine premium stock here, grad-A poon.  I *should* be charging money.  Actually, I'm just gonna stop seeing her.  Too expensive.  I blew through a fuckton of money recently so I gotta close up the gaps and live frugal again.  That means no GF.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:47 am

    dude, we heard her, she is like a rattling 45 with scratches, I am sure you will actually be charged for her

    you fucked that bitch?

    ten bucks

    no one is actually gonna pay money for her
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    Post  The Angel of God on Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:32 pm

    I'm done with her. Cash went missing from my room. I don't know if it was her or the hotel staff, but whatevs. I'm going into solitary mode to focus on my work and my writing.

    Nobody comes in my room. She is actually a nice girl with a lot of good attributes, but I don't entirely trust her, so that's it. Gonna try to avoid the booze too, cuz finances are tight again after losing all that cash, and it's better for me anyhow.

    I'll stay friends with her and meet for coffee or whatevs if she wants, but probably not even that.

    I'm a bad boyfriend anyway. When I drink I'll hit on everything with a hooch, as I did the other night.... and to great success. cheers

    But I'm gonna cut the shit out. It's just gonna get my shit stolen. I told you about the western guy here who got drugged and everything he owned stolen, money/passport/computer/clothes.... all of it.

    Never had these issues in Beijing, but here it's ridiculous. I'd like to get out of Thailand at this point, but I don't really have much option but to stay here and try to earn, so I'm gonna make the best of it and try to get my novel finished. Live frugal, do my work, and keep to myself... because all there is out there for me is a gigantic money siphoning network. My quest for a GF is over, it's just too fucked and transient a situation to establish anything. So it's plan B time. I don't really have a plan B per se, but I'm gonna conjure one up soon.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Dec 21, 2016 6:20 pm

    My 4 days binge is over...

    I suppose it was fun.

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    Post  The Angel of God on Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:05 pm

    Flashes of mostly unremembered fun, in the aching throes of hangover.  I lose all control over myself.  I guess that's the point though, right?  Self control may be healthy but it's no fun at all.   Evil or Very Mad


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    Re: Free Girlfriend Give-Away!

    Post  RobertBlack on Thu Dec 22, 2016 5:05 pm

    1 day of drinking 1 day hangover...so it will be 4 days to recover fully.

    I want to try somthing new, break the cycle.

    Unfortunately have money though, and she will go away in 2 weeks or so again.

    It's a hard cycle to break.

    1 month would be nice.

    No drinking just meditating and writing.

    If Poop can stay away from the forum for a month I can stop drinking for a month.

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