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    The Angel of God

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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  The Angel of God on Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:29 am

    OMG will you just take the cock out of your mouth for ONE second so we can have a real conversation?


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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  eggraid on Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:36 am

    Now you're still sticking with tactic number one: Divert attention away from yourself. How about you defend your tactic instead because your weak spots are glaringly obvious Wink

    As of tradition i made the meatballs for christmas eve. We've got some left, so im gonna pour some down with dark creamy ale Wink they joy of not living in asia

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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  eggraid on Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:51 am

    The meatballs are down and now it's jul öl
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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  The Angel of God on Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:56 pm

    eggraid wrote:The meatballs are down and now it's jul öl


    You know what?

    I've had it with you, you son-of-a-bitch.

    Bjork MFKR.

    You had *better* hope I never see your stupid fkn face.

    Because I will slap you directly in it.


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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Dec 26, 2016 12:59 am

    You are serious jerk-off.

    Just keep jerking yourself off, why not?

    FKN Jerkoff!

    Have some good sex with old lady Mama Merkel.

    You fkn jerkoff.


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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  eggraid on Mon Dec 26, 2016 2:17 am

    if i ever was to punch you, sciency, you wouldnt hear me talking about it. I never tell people im going to beat them up. And most often i wont, if ever.
    You dont talk about stuff like that, because it's serious. You just do it and you shut up about it.
    You like to talk a lot. That's what i think about you.
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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Dec 26, 2016 3:01 am

    Yeah, we already know u r a violent SOB.

    I'd rather get laid.

    You'd rather beat a dude.

    Because you are a huge gay ass motherfucker.


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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  eggraid on Mon Dec 26, 2016 3:47 am

    it was YOU who said you were going to slap me in the face. Evasive manoveur failed again. Sciency at his worst, or best, depends on how you see it - the nuances of shit are difficult to tell apart at this level.

    Sciency!
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    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Dec 26, 2016 3:51 am

    eggraid wrote:if i ever was to punch you, sciency, you wouldnt hear me talking about it. I never tell people im going to beat them up. And most often i wont, if ever.
    You dont talk about stuff like that, because it's serious. You just do it and you shut up about it.
    You like to talk a lot. That's what i think about you.

    No.  No no no no.

    This is a declaration of *war*

    I only hope you are ready, mfkr!


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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Dec 26, 2016 3:56 am

    eggraid wrote:it was YOU who said you were going to slap me in the face. Evasive manoveur failed again. Sciency at his worst,  or best, depends on how you see it - the nuances of shit are difficult to tell apart at this level.

    Sciency!


    Correct.  I will slap you directly in your stupid fkn face!

    My hand will feel awesome afterwards too.  cheers


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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Dec 26, 2016 4:04 am

    And... I'm also gonna slap Pi in his fkn face.

    His whole head go flying off into the Cosmos.

    I can't wait.  I want to do it now.  To both of you.


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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Dec 26, 2016 4:06 am

    OMG my hand is gonna feel so wonderful after slapping the two of you directly in the face.


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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Dec 26, 2016 6:09 pm

    Ok, I'm sober now.

    I'm calling off the war, not really feeling up for it.

    Got back with my GF.

    So I guess today's your lucky day.


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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  eggraid on Mon Dec 26, 2016 6:17 pm

    Oh no it's sciency - the drunken webcam performer. He' coming!
    Wait! he tripped on his clown suit and passed out on the floor. What if he would have slapped us in the face? OMG!
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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  RobertBlack on Mon Dec 26, 2016 6:57 pm

    Hide your wallet!

    Very Happy
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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  RobertBlack on Mon Dec 26, 2016 6:58 pm

    When she finds out you fucked her sister she will probably cut your throat when you pass out.

    That's the African way.

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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  RobertBlack on Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:19 pm

    Look on the bright side.

    If she cuts your peepee off at least you are in the right place to get work.

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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:56 pm

    I didn't actually fuck her sister.  I almost fucked her.  There's a big difference there.


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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  RobertBlack on Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:21 pm

    The Angel of God wrote:Fucking your GF's sister is a huge accomplishment.

    You should give me full credit for that.

    And you also said you did on the podcast.

    Is it just the two personalities you have then?

    Mad
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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  RobertBlack on Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:25 pm

    Your non-gay self fucked her, claimed it, bragged about it publicly.

    Your gay self just couldn't do it.

    Put them togther and we have Sciency!

    cheers

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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:05 pm

    Cut me some slack why don't you guys?  I'm coming off an epic binge, like I literally did nothing but drink the entire weekend.  

    The sister I am actually allowed to fuck.  It's some weird custom they have.  They want me to marry my GF, and they told me the sister is second wife to me, I guess like a spare.  They think I should have many wives, which would be awesome except for the fact I can't even afford the GF.  She's frugal too, but I'm still in a hole here.

    Anyway I told my girlfriend I didn't want to be around sister anymore, even though she's fine with it.  I'm not.  I'm trying to be a good Christian again.  And so I'm thinking about getting hitched with her and..... I don't know.  I don't know how that would even work.  I'd have to move to Africa with her or something cuz it's just untenable here.  But whatever, I'll move to Africa, fuck it.  I can teach English in exchange for giraffe steaks or however it works.  Ride a zebra to work everyday.  Sounds fun.


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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:28 am

    We are getting a clearly defined pattern here:

    1. Dutch courage;

    2. Giving gf away

    to

    3. Yella belly.

    4. Moving to Africa with your wife.

    My verdict, schizophrenia, brought on my severe alcohol abuse.




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    Re: SK42 Merry FKN Christmas

    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Dec 27, 2016 1:50 am

    Oh, I completely lost my mind about 10 years ago and have yet to regain it.  That said my "insanity" has helped me see things more as they truly are.

    Except with drinking.  Delusion is the whole point of that, and I get severely delusional on the sauce.  Blacking out is almost better than not, cuz sometimes I can remember shit I said.  I just start saying the most ridiculous shit I can conjure up.  

    It's filthy is what it is.  Even today I woke up and room was filthy from partying, and I felt filthy.  External filth and internal filth, just all filth.  My words are profane filth and so is my thinking.  

    Maybe moving to Africa is impractical, but maybe not.  I'll have to do more research.  I bet the visa is easy.  They speak English in most places, but often it's not good.  Don't see many job listings there though.  But hey, if I got food and internet and a crappy teaching job to pay for it, fine.


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