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    Predicting Sciency’s next binge.

    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:19 am

    These are the factors, plus you can add your own:



    Start date:

    Length of binge:

    Negative incidents:

    Amount of money blown/stolen:

    Sexual diseases contracted:

    Date when the pathetic remorseful stage sets in:


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:20 am

    Time/date when he will act crazy on the forum:

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:21 am

    Start date: Tomorrow, 12 March

    Length of binge: 5 days (he has money now)

    Negative incidents: 5

    Amount of money blown/stolen: 200 US

    Sexual diseases contracted: genital warts

    Date when the pathetic remorseful stage sets in: 18 March

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:22 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:Time/date when he will act crazy on the forum:


    12 March

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    Re: Predicting Sciency’s next binge.

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:33 am

    Items Stolen From His Hotel Room: Laptop, Iphone, Cigarettes, Wallet
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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:42 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:Items Stolen From His Hotel Room: Laptop, Iphone, Cigarettes, Wallet

    Anal virginity (his).

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    Re: Predicting Sciency’s next binge.

    Post  The Angel of God on Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:24 pm

    RobertBlack wrote:
    The Great Splendini wrote:Items Stolen From His Hotel Room: Laptop, Iphone, Cigarettes, Wallet

    Anal virginity (his).


    Which is not something you or Eggraid have to worry about safeguarding.

    At least I still have my manly virtue in tact. flower


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    Re: Predicting Sciency’s next binge.

    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:35 pm

    Come on, you have to start drinking today.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Mar 12, 2017 4:23 pm

    We want you to act like a sick chimp and start calling us gay and that you are going to beat us all up

    you have become the boobby lui of your own forum

    amusingly pathetic

    Razz  Laughing

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Mar 12, 2017 4:29 pm

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:17 pm

    We want the chimp! We want the chimp!

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    Post  The Angel of God on Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:16 pm

    I wouldn't. I am mostly recovered from the alcohol and even slept today, but I've got some nasty shit illness with fever and cough and endless watery mucous come out of me. Once I come off it I will usually take my first drink when I'm feeling good, not like shit still.

    That's the difference between me and a lot of other alkies. They say they drink from depression, but I usually pick up when I'm feeling good, cuz I want to feel more gooderer.

    You know, you are the VERY LAST dude on forum that should be criticizing me. How many drunken posting sprees have you gone on until very, very recently? Sorry if my drunken escapades are better than yours, but I live somewhere interesting.

    You wouldn't stay sober a minute in this place. It's all designed around drinking. I'm going out for food now and I'll walk by nothing but bars and restaurantish bars and clubs and motherfuckers just walking around with a beer and drinking on the street. The whole foundation of this place is alcohol. I'm gonna see if I can't sober up in it anyway, but, come on, that's quite a challenge. Plus I do know some people here. I walk by this Brits every night and they always want me to drink with them cuz they think I'm funny as Hell when I drink.

    So SOME brits actually appreciate my big fkn mouth, I guess is my point.

    Actually they are nice guys, pretty much doing the same thing here that I am. They are able to find part time work and shit like that.



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    Post  The Angel of God on Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:20 pm

    That last one wasn't as bad as many. I pieced it together and it was more like a little over 24 hours I did that all in. It seemed like 2-3 days, but it wasn't. I passed out couple times but it couldn't be for long. Those brits said they talked to me for a couple hours that day/night. I was at clubs. I had the romance with the crazy girl. All the African BS. I mean, that's a lot of blur to pack into 24 hours but I did it somehow.

    I have to remember that as bad as this recovery was, they get a lot worse, lasting a week or more from a four or five day bender. Hallucinating and feeling like death incarnate. Hopefully I'll learn to spare myself from that ever again. Drinking isn't worth it, until for one stupid moment I trick myself into thinking it is. Then it's off to the races.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:46 pm

    Nope, you were right.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:29 pm

    That was half a chimp, a quarter. We want the whole chimp!

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    Post  eggraid on Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:44 am

    These are the factors, plus you can add your own:



    Start date:
    19th of March
    Length of binge:
    3 days

    Negative incidents:
    Passed out in ahotel lobby, beaten up by a gang of ladyboys
    Amount of money blown/stolen:
    100 baht (all he got)
    Sexual diseases contracted:
    Herpes

    Date when the pathetic remorseful stage sets in:
    22nd of March
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    Post  The Angel of God on Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:17 am

    I've been having a blast. Last, last night I blacked out totally on two bottles of Thai liquor, but my bro told me everything that happened. Some crazy shit! Apparently we were still out after sunrise. Three days, but I stuck to beer last night and remained lucid. I'm not totally wrecked either. He wanted to keep going, and probably still is, but I decided to call it quits finally.



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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:19 pm

    There must have been a kind new moon last night or something, as I didn't actually abuse anyone online, and I got smashed.

    That is a first.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:18 pm

    So is that guy going to get in the shit, fight wise, and/or police wise?
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    Post  The Angel of God on Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:34 pm

    Yeah, and I drank without getting shitfaced. Something weird is going on.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:38 pm

    This dude is not scared of shit.  He got in fight yesterday with a Thai guy, who was surrounded by other Thai guys.  The woman had probably tried to steal something, but the Thai guy was beating on her, so he stopped it.  The other Thai dudes did not dare to step in.

    I told him about the African bitches and he wanted to go out on the street and take on Africa.  I tried to tell him that would in no way prove productive.

    He's a nice guy, really.  Some dude came through broke and down on his luck yesterday and he helped the dude out and gave him money.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:45 pm

    I'm feeling surprisingly ok, especially considering that I drank two bottle of Thai liquor *before* hitting the bars and drinking til past sunrise, all in a blackout. The night before that was similar. Last night I was into the shakes and everything, but I started in on beer and drank like 7-8 over the course of the night. Then I slept from 9AM to 3PM and I feel fine now.

    I've still got the cruddy cold thing, but otherwise I'm ok. The beer totally helped.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:49 pm

    The only prob is that the beer is more expensive overall.  Before midnight I can get a large one 50 baht at the store, but after midnight it's 100 baht per.  That adds up fast.

    Every beer I'm buying could buy two decent meals on the street.

    We're gonna do a poker night, so maybe I'll be able to make it back up.  I'm scary good at poker.


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    Re: Predicting Sciency’s next binge.

    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:52 pm

    He sounds like a Brit.

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    Post  The Angel of God on Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:53 pm

    Scot.


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