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    Post  The Angel of God on Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:03 am

    So there's a really good late-night fried chicken vendor and I was feeling peckish. He got a vat and prepares the chicken in batches.

    There was one shank cut and six body-wing cuts out. Cued up behind these two ladies who bought out everything but one cut of each. I was waiting quite some time while they discussed their selection, texted on their phone, and blabbed with each other. That's ok. I'm used it. My turn comes and this girl who'd just come out of the club walks in and tries to sidle up in front of me. The vendor and I both shoot her a look and steps behind me. I'm just about to politely order and she reaches in and grasped the last remaining body piece with her hand and tells the vendor she's claiming it. I told the vendor I wanted it she came in behind me, but the girl bitches out, plus she's already handled it.

    I took the other piece and the vendor apologized. I got pretty mad and told the girl to her face that she was "fucking obnoxious" staring right at her. She averted her gaze sheepishly.

    I thought China was bad with people queuing up and being assholes, but this place is way worse. I can't go into 7-11 without three dudes trying to step up on front me, even when I'm at the counter. Anyway, I told this cunt off right to her face, cuz it really is fucking obnoxious. And if I tried to do that to a Thai I'd also hear a ration of shit over it, so don't tell me it's "just Asian culture." It's straight up greedy cunt behavior no matter how you slice it.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:08 am

    When I walk an alley I'm always very polite and yielding, as are most people here. But there's a certain segment of dudes here who when you yield space immediately huff up and step into the direct middle of it and walk by all proud as if you'd just bowed to their greatness. Douches.

    I like a world where people are polite. People *should* be polite. When I'm polite it doesn't mean I'm kissing your ass, just giving someone the basic human respect which cunts like that really don't deserve. Piss off you fucking babies. If someone showing courtesy gives you a huge ego-boost and makes you act like a dickhead back to them for it, then you are truly a fucking child.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:12 am

    I don't like over-polite either, cuz that's just passive aggression. When I meet another reasonably polite person there are never issues over space, lining up, or anything else. If it turns into a gridlocking yielding situation I don't care if I step forward and go first and neither does the other reasonably polite person. It's not something to make a big show over, it's just something anyone with good breeding does automatically.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:19 am

    An example of poor breeding would be Eggraid. If he gets caught up with someone going through a narrow doorway in the opposite direction, he immediately goes into karate stance and declares "Mine!" with a martial hand gesture. Then he gets offended when they crack up laughing at him, so Eggraid returns later in a cheap disguise and slowly befriends them until they can get drunk together and he can lure them down to a canal and beat their faces in for the slight. Very poor upbringing.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:09 am

    What's your problem with Eggraid?

    It sounds like you have the hots for him, just as Pi has the hots for you.

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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:29 pm

    i hate swedish meatballs is my prob.  It's the most hated food in The World, likely made of reindeer meat.

    If you love sweden so much, go suck it's ding=dong like Pi does 24/7 like a bullshit canuck fag.


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    Post  eggraid on Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:47 am

    I could be anyone.
    Watch out.
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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:42 am

    Yeah, you could be anyone all right. Even a GIRL who goes to silly-ass fight-dancing classes.

    I'll be sure to "watch out," twinkletoes.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:09 am

    See here's the thing, I really can be not just anyone, but anyTHING at any given time.

    You might walk by a mailbox, and it's me in disguise.  A tree, a car, anything.

    You may just feel the slightest gust of wind.  That's probably me.

    I can be your TV, your boss, a door, a shoe, a statue, a pigeon, a cloud way up in the sky.... FKN anything.

    You might just see like the number 4 written somewhere.  Guess what?  Might be me.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:57 pm

    He could be the vagina on the fat ugly woman walking past you.

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    Post  The Angel of God on Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:39 pm

    That wouldn't catch me off-guard in the least. Rolling Eyes

    If I smell rotting tuna now, I will automatically go into a martial fighting stance assuming it's Eggroll.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:53 am

    You are a cunt. Eggraid is a cunt. Pi is cunt.

    Everyone here but me is a fucking cunt.

    Fuck all you cunts.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:54 am

    RB is the biggest cunt I ever met.

    Giant cunt this m'fkr.

    Such a cunt. Razz


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    Post  The Angel of God on Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:07 am

    You know what?

    I'm done with all you smug cunts.

    Me like pussy, not CUNT!

    Pussy.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:08 am

    Fucking faggot gays.

    Go fuck yourselves.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:09 am

    I don't need whining fkn cunts in my life.

    Not here, not there, not anywhere.

    Not in a box.

    Not with a fox.

    Yeah, I'll get all Doctor Suess up in this m'fkr if I have to.



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    Post  The Angel of God on Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:12 am

    Don't make me get Doctor Suess.

    You goose.

    On the loose.

    Who is a poose.

    Oops, too lates. Shocked

    Keep on masterbates.

    Bill Gates. Eat dates.

    Can't waits.

    Seal your fates.

    At the very cheapest rates.



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    Post  eggraid on Sat Apr 01, 2017 3:48 am

    Are you okay now?
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    Post  RobertBlack on Sat Apr 01, 2017 4:47 am

    Death binge 2, we'll need to see in a few days time.
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    Post  The Angel of God on Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:37 pm

    eggraid wrote:Are you okay now?

    No.

    Please help me.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:39 pm

    RobertBlack wrote:Death binge 2, we'll need to see in a few days time.


    I wish I were dead. That would be much easier.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:42 pm

    Homeless?

    Or just broke and depressed?

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:44 pm

    Or did you finally give a ladyboy a go?

    Dude you could sell your body.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:45 pm

    If you're homeless just hang out at the airport.

    I read about one guy living in Hong Kong airport, no problem.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:46 pm

    I have been broke overseas.

    We were in Madrid.

    You can actually manage quite well.

    It's a challenge though.

    Madrid was a good place to be broke and homeless.

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