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    The Angel of God

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    My GF is a cat.

    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:45 am

    I'm not so far removed from Canaduhhhhrrr. I grew up on the border and the only TV stations we could access were CTV, which stand for Canadian Television.

    As if that weren't obvious enough. Rolling Eyes

    Anyway I was talking to this Canadian dude and his GF last night. The GF was Swiss and she raised her hand every time she wanted to talk. I told her, "You don't have to raise your hand. You can just talk."

    So they asked about my GF and I told them she is a cat. Then the cat who is my GF came by. I put her on the bar stool and spun her around a bunch of times. She loved it.

    Fuck them. Fuck those Canadian assholes if they can't accept my lifestyle choice of having a cat as GF. I like the cat and fuck you Canada. You bigotted assholes. Keep right on fucking baby seals and beavers, and suck a moose cock with your Molsen once in a while to relax.

    So much moose cum dripping off chins it's not even funny. Evil or Very Mad


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:54 am

    The Canadian dude was being all fucking dick. He said, "In Canada we have a pamphlet for that."

    I said, "for what?"

    He said "So your GF is a cat? That's the name of the pamphlet."

    So I was like "Give it to me now!"

    And he was l like, "Sorry. I don't have it on me."

    Fucking Canucks !


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:58 am

    And my cat was probably off whoring around this whole time. I don't even care.

    I expect that out of cat.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:01 am

    It's not like I fuck her. She waits outside my room and puts her butt in the air as soon as I come outside. I could totes fuck her if I wanted to, except that she is a cat. I can't get over that part.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:03 am

    Poll question for SK: Should I fuck a cat?


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:04 am

    I haven't done it yet but I'm kinda thinking about it.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:06 am

    My dick isn't huge but it's probably too big for a cat.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:12 am

    I'll say this: Cats are more beautiful than human women.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:22 am

    Apex predator, man. He's ready to go.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:29 am

    A cat ain't scared of snakes or fkn anything. This is why cats serve much better than dogs.

    Fuck dogs.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:42 am

    Fuck you you love dogs. Let's do it right now.

    I'm a cat person and always will be. Cats will fuck your stupid dogs.

    Not that there haven't been dogs I liked. I even liked a pittbull who was friends with my cats.

    My cats would give him all kinds of shit, and he could have killed them in an instance. But he was trained to "no kill."

    So my CATS kept giving shit to dog. His owner was a friend of mine and we disgussed this. He told me his was killer before he went to this obedience school. It was pitt-bull for God's sake. Yet it made friensds with all my cats and they were great friends.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:47 am

    Even my male cat would fucking attack him.  He'd nip back but just as a joke.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:53 am

    My male cat was not some pusyssy either. He was a Maine coon half over 25 pounds. The vet thought he was wildlife and tried to refuse to treat him.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:00 am

    I got the better of that vet.

    My lovely, who has a name "Cosmos" this male who had his back brocken by a car.

    Do you really want to go with war with me?

    You are vet, do your duty. Yes, this animal is dangerous. I will pay you any amount of money you ask for.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:09 am

    Yes, this animal is truel dangrourous. He is half maine-coone. He would kill you and me just for fun.

    He is psycho this animal. But I understand him and love him this bro.

    Nobovy kils this animal unde3r my watch.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:17 am

    You can fight, Yuro can fight. Fitrgh fith I can't even remember to speolll anhmore. It is [robasslly dome stupidit asian language.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:13 pm

    Well, that is the only pussy that shows you any interest.

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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:35 pm

    RobertBlack wrote:Well, that is the only pussy that shows you any interest.



    Hey, you don't reply to my thread. If my GF is a cat you respect that. You say "Thank you, Psioncy. I think I will also take a cat as my GF."

    The. End.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:42 pm

    I like cats. Why not? I wish I were a cat.

    If you don't like cats fuck you. I have raised many cats. And now my GF is a cat.

    Canada can go to fuck hell.


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:55 pm

    I will not apologize for loving cats. I even even give them names.



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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:57 pm

    My GF's name is "beauty."


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    Post  eggraid on Sun Apr 02, 2017 7:45 pm

    Watch out, sciency will get his cat.

    Run! He's got a cat!


    Your cat's name is "poon"

    All these girls youve been messing with are all just cats.
    Hallucinations as result of alcohol withdrawal.

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    Post  The Angel of God on Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:56 pm

    Hey you know what?

    I wil not just a cat GF, I will get a NIGGER GF.

    nigger.


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