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    Re: The Training Has Begun

    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 5:18 pm

    Minimal hangover.

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    Re: The Training Has Begun

    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 6:29 pm

    Hair of the wog
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    Re: The Training Has Begun

    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 6:47 pm

    It is as the Buddhists say.

    Drinking, in itself is of no matter.

    But it can make man do unreasonable acts.

    You have to control that.

    That is the key.

    There really is no need to go cold turkey.

    But it MUST be controlled.

    Both of us slipped, do slip.

    Yeah, I went through that stage of opening my home up to black people off the street too. They stole my laptop twice, kicked my door down and then I had to use violence. I hate violence. Thay black guy accused me of stealing his 100 pounds, though later he apologised. I was stoned and drunk off my head and 52. He was a big cunt, insane I guess, so I wasn't gonna hit the cunt.

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    Re: The Training Has Begun

    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 6:50 pm

    The key is, not to let yourself slip to that level.

    Last night, apart from calling my friends cunts, luckily they know me well, and I have talked to them since, there was actually no dips, no disasters.

    My sister is sleeping. I have a few hours of scotch left, I guess, when she wakes up I will be sober.

    But that has to be it. And it will be.

    Next week will be all about the running.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 7:13 pm

    Criminals always justify their actions in their mind. That is human psychology.

    It's easy for black people. They are tribal, and they hate white people.

    If a white person is asked what race they would like to come back as, is the same decision as a black person, white.

    You just learned the hard way, the only way, as I did too.

    When we are drunk we are stupid, and blind to who is around us. Too nice in some ways.
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    Re: The Training Has Begun

    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 8:08 pm

    Drinking on the sly is cool, but like everything, the art is to not get caught.
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    Re: The Training Has Begun

    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:21 pm

    I am into her wine.

    She is snoring.

    Wish me luck.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:24 pm

    Sciency, I know you're a good cunt.

    Though you did stand me up, which probably led to other things moir directed.

    Why do we give you such a hard time?

    I don't know, really.

    I think you really pissed off Eggraid.

    Maybe Pi, but who cares about that wank?

    I suppose for me it is half fun/half thinking I can actually help you.

    I should stop it.

    I will try.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:30 pm

    This sister is the only family member I deem nice enough to stay in contact with (apart from my Mum, who totally understands me and vice-versa).

    Like Murphy's law, the good one, the one who would have understood me, fucking got hit by a Jag at 12.

    I was 3.

    Thanks God.

    Yeah, so this biatch, I e-mailed her to say I was coming at 7 pm. She had a shift ending at 5.30 pm, in the same town. So I figured cool, you can go shopping or have a coffee until 7 pm.

    So she doesn't answer my e-mail, then she calls me at 5.30 pm and says, not hi, she says, I am leaving that town so you need to take the train to this nearer station.

    Nice to feel appreciated.

    Yes Sciency, very funny, I think you are still in nappies, relatively, but actually people are shit.

    The trick is to find the cool people.

    I'll meet you, you cunt.

    None of that gay stuff though.

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    Re: The Training Has Begun

    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:34 pm

    I'll make you fuck your chick up the ass, as a pass of the therapy.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:35 pm

    If I had known deep down you were such a pussy with chicks, I would have made you do it when I met you.

    But on the outside you seemed to have everything under control.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:40 pm

    In any partnership, there needs to be a boss.

    Chicks actually can't fuck you up the ass, so they will try everything under the sun to do it psychologically.

    Penis envy, my friend, starts the day they saw they don't have one. And, like flowers, they need to attract.

    I imagine flowers are pretty much as fucked up as women.

    And women like to decapitate them.

    Ever wondered why?
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    Re: The Training Has Begun

    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:42 pm

    I am justifying stealing my cunt sister's wine, by the fact she is such a cunt.

    The Earth is turning nicely.

    Oh I think I will get some sun.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:49 pm

    We have, quite a following now.

    I think we have become quite a soap opera.

    When I posted yesterday, 17 guests were patiently waiting for your reply.

    I think Eggraid has boosted the rankings.

    Everyone likes a fighter.

    Laughing

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:50 pm

    And I am sure Pi leaving has definitely boosted the ratings.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:52 pm

    I would live in the same town as you, in Taiwan.

    Same building may be a bit dangerous.

    Two drunks, and all that.

    But yeah, same town is OK.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:52 pm

    if you hadn't stood me up, probably we would have been great mates.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:54 pm

    It seems you did that out of boredom, booze, and bitches.

    I can accept that.

    But my loyalty is something that would not allow that.

    And I will always keep that as wisdom.

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    Re: The Training Has Begun

    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:56 pm

    Maybe you do owe me one.

    Go to Taiwan, and then invite me over.

    I think then we could be square.



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    Post  RobertBlack on Sun May 07, 2017 10:57 pm

    I would come over.

    Teach you to surf.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Mon May 08, 2017 4:16 pm

    Haha, thank God that is over.

    Now I can work on my next goal, 1 month no booze.

    Each time it gets less and less enjoyable.

    Drinking I mean.
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    Re: The Training Has Begun

    Post  The Angel of God on Mon May 08, 2017 5:20 pm

    Dude, I apologized twice for that and you ain't getting no more and my guilt level zero and your blame is irrelevant to me.  I had over a liter of booze in me when you called.  I got severely drunk and had 4,000 kuai stolen from my apartment by this bitch.  The only time that shit ever happened to me in China.

    Also if only NOW counts then I'm in the lead, with 13 days.

    I've been laid up for two days.  I got some puncture wound on leg during my last really big bender, the ten dayer from some five or so weeks ago.  I think it was from when I got entangled in those vines and passed out.  It hurt like a bitch but I'm good at getting injured and healing.

    Then two days ago, very suddenly, I went into a shivering fit after the meeting.  I'm in fkn Florida and I couldn't get enough blankets on me.  Just to get out of them to take a piss send me into another half hour shivers.  I passed out.  Waking up a few times for water or to pee, I basically slept in a fever for near on 40 straight, something I've never before come close to doing in my entire life.  Now my leg's all infected, probably gotta bite the bullet and go the doctor tomorrow.  Well, I think my fam is gonna force me to.  Such bullshit.  I already know what he's gonna do.  He'll look at my leg and prescribe antibiotics.  In Asia I could just go into the pharmacy and buy the fkn antibiotics.  But here it's a big racket.  I gotta pay a doctor 80 fkn dollars to prescribe them, cunts.

    Being this sick and fevered reminds me a bit of recovering from a binge, but it's not even so hellish.  I've got the shaking (shivering) and hallucinations, but at least I can sleep.  The fever turned me dumb as a m'fkr too.  Since I've been up I'm watching just the stupidest shit and finding it interesting.  

    I questioning whether or not I really want to go back to Asia.  I'd like to at least get established here with a house first anyway, even if it's just a small one.  Property is cheap here.  The area's poor, but very civilized, which is a good combo cuz you get low prices along with law and order.  

    I'm kinda dead in the water with the job search cuz the internet here, even the premium line, has shit for upload speed.  I'm looking into alternatives but there ain't much out this way.  Fuck.  I'm anxious to start making money for *whatever* lies ahead, but I'm dead in the water.  Can't do shit with this this high fever and infection anyway.  See on my own I'd never go to the doctor.  I had a similar infection before I left China, in my foot, from stepping on glass... from a liquor bottle I broke in my own apartment.  It was incredibly painful and it went on for like a month, but in time it did heal.  Here I have to receive "medical treatment."   Rolling Eyes  I tried to tell them that I have regularly recovered from much, much worse without seeing the inside of a hospital or clinic.

    Broken neck.  Cracked skull.  Collapsed lung (passed out outside in winter).  Broken back (the worst).  Ripped all the muscles from the left side of my rib cage.  Two severe foot injuries, one of which opened an artery.  All that along with much longer list of cuts, bruises, abrasions, etc.  And for all I it I never saw a doctor.  Just rested and drank water.  

    The one time I saw a stupid doctor was my last gf, cuz my BP always goes high after I drink, and I was in a perpetual cycle of it my last years in Beijing.  So I got on this BP medicine and was told I could never go off it.  Got back to the States, and discovered after a few weeks of not drinking, the my BP was perfectly normal again without it.

    Modern medicine is such a load of hooey.  

    I mean I get that people need treatments for shit like heart conditions and blood clots and cancer and bone spurs and the like.  But 95% of all ailments and injuries can be cured by rest and water.  Like the flu.  Sure you can go in for treatment, or can stay home and drink water and not stress yourself the F out by having to go the doctor when you're that sick.  Either way, the result will be the same.  You'll be sick for a while then you'll recover.  Doctors can't do fuckshit... cept take your money for meaningless treatments, medications, and tests.


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    Re: The Training Has Begun

    Post  The Angel of God on Mon May 08, 2017 5:29 pm

    RobertBlack wrote:We have, quite a following now.

    I think we have become quite a soap opera.

    When I posted yesterday, 17 guests were patiently waiting for your reply.

    I think Eggraid has boosted the rankings.

    Everyone likes a fighter.

    Laughing


    Yeah I don't know where these guest spikes come from.

    It's basically you and I on here with Eggraid chiming in occasionally.

    Forum's been open for ages now, you cunt guests. Rolling Eyes





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    Re: The Training Has Begun

    Post  RobertBlack on Mon May 08, 2017 5:46 pm

    Jesus, you have had a few decent injuries in your time.

    You sure it's not syphillis?

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    Re: The Training Has Begun

    Post  RobertBlack on Mon May 08, 2017 5:54 pm

    I have only been here in the UK for a few days and I am sick of it already.

    Think I'm heading back to Europe, do the internet teaching then go to Taiwan when I saved a bit up.


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