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    Skid Row O'Clock

    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:02 pm

    Ticketed for the end of the month, about 9k Thai baht on me.  Gotta leave my hotel.

    So I'm forced to pick between decent lodging with shitty food/life or shit lodging with enough for good food/life.  Chose the latter.

    This place I'm moving into is hellish, but WTF it's 150 baht per night for a private room.  And I'll have enough for smokes, coffee, and decent food every day.

    Really too old for this shit, but this is where I've fallen.  That's not the worst run for Thailand especially considering my lifestyle here, which has been outrageous even by expat standards. Thank God I pulled together that ticket. Will have stayed here nine months, like Thai and I made a baby.   flower


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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:08 pm

    The guesthouses make no fkn sense.  I walk to one that is small room/fan/no bath and they want 400 and then the next one is 150.  Really prices are all across the board.  Sure there's paying for something better but quite often they aren't.

    Saw the room. There are lot asians in the place, many just sleeping or whatever with their doors left open.  Thus you might hear a lot of background snoring and hacking and yapping on my next podcast.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:36 pm

    I got smashed last night and went out on th balcony.

    Don't think I started shouting at people.

    Have never done that before.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Apr 11, 2017 5:11 pm

    When are you going to check into the Bangcock Hilton?

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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:48 pm

    Is it like that place on The Beach?
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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:14 pm

    Haven't seen that.  The room is a private room though and it's cheap as dirt.  I'd rather have more cash for fruit smoothies and that kind of thing than better accomodation than be stucking on a diet of instant noodles. I crunched the numbers enough times to realize it does indeed come to that.

    I'm used to it being fairly loud at night anyhow.  Sharing bathrooms is gross but I'll get over it.  I poop once and piss three or four times a day, what dif does it make?  Plus I got kick ass mobile wifi so if there's sucks I'll be fine.  The area is also good.

    I'm excited actually.  I've either been schooling, seeking employment, working over the past nine months.  Now I'll have time to do (free) things here I never got the chance to, visit temples and hang out by the river and stuff like that.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:28 pm

    Dude, you live in Thailand and you haven't seen The Beach!!!?

    Watch The Beach Sciency!!!

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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:29 pm

    I rate The Beach as one of my all time favourite movies.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:31 pm

    The Angel of God wrote:Haven't seen that.  The room is a private room though and it's cheap as dirt.  I'd rather have more cash for fruit smoothies and that kind of thing than better accomodation than be stucking on a diet of instant noodles.  I crunched the numbers enough times to realize it does indeed come to that.

    I'm used to it being fairly loud at night anyhow.  Sharing bathrooms is gross but I'll get over it.  I poop once and piss three or four times a day, what dif does it make?  Plus I got kick ass mobile wifi so if there's sucks I'll be fine.  The area is also good.

    I'm excited actually.  I've either been schooling, seeking employment, working over the past nine months.  Now I'll have time to do (free) things here I never got the chance to, visit temples and hang out by the river and stuff like that.

    Yeah, it's hardly skid row.

    Obviously you don't have any idea of skid row, which is a good thing. It means, in a psychological sense, you have almost reached your lowest point, which luckily for you, is not homelessness.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:32 pm

    I am sure a lot of people are jealous of your free life.

    I am.

    And I AM.

    Like a God. Son of God.
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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:39 pm

    Yeah plenty of daily spending money. 400. Just gotta be careful.

    4 beers in a bar would be equal, however, that same 400 would buy:

    2 packs of smokes. 120
    A fruit smoothie. 30
    Daily water. 50
    Two decent Thai meals. 100
    Whatever else. 100

    = 400

    = approximately my daily budget

    I have the toiletries to pull through cept a couple items.

    So I'm good iffin' I stay off the bottle.

    Cuz four beers is just an appetizer for me. A night of drinking can turn into two thousand easily, especially with all the girls out there looking for free stuff. Like that crazy girl, we just sit there and she smokes my cigs and asks me to buy her colas and food dishes. I would actually like to hang out with her but I'm poor too. That's ok, I doubt she wander up to where my new room is gonna be. It's not as crazy there as here either. Still bars and such, but not a fkn madhouse like this place is. Much nicer too.






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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:41 pm

    RobertBlack wrote:I am sure a lot of people are jealous of your free life.

    I am.

    And I AM.

    Like a God. Son of God.

    Dude, I did that online job for six months, seven days a week.  It was extremely stressful.  I'd teach classes back to back 8 hours a day on weekends.  Don't be jealous.  

    This has, by and large, sucked.

    Interesting, sure, but an endless ordeal.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:43 pm

    Sounds like a positive.

    You have fucked the crazy girl right?
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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:49 pm

    RobertBlack wrote:Dude, you live in Thailand and you haven't seen The Beach!!!?

    Watch The Beach Sciency!!!

    Razz

    I had no means to travel. I was tethered to my comp hours and hours a day for classes I had let them book three weeks in advance and threats of being fired if I canceled any. I even got shit for my pre-planned visa run to Cambodia because the agency was all fucked up and needed a day earlier. I informed a month earlier this kind of thing was possible but it didn't matter. Then when I had any tech issues they'd flip out with threatening emails. And student tech is ALWAYS a constant issue... and them even though they NEVER admit it..

    I'll have stayed in four different areas of Bangkok though, famous and interesting ones at that.





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    Post  The Angel of God on Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:53 pm

    RobertBlack wrote:Sounds like a positive.

    You have fucked the crazy girl right?

    It got pretty wild the first time we met, but I decided I don't want to now. We usually just hang out in the courtyard. Her with colas and me... well, drinking.


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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:56 pm

    As an Australian mate of mine recently said, all the smart people have moved to Asia.

    When I was in Asia, when I am in Asia, I know I am in the right place.

    The chicks have tight pussies, and like big (gish) cocks.

    Dude, it is a no brainer.

    Even an old fat cunt pedo like MK got laid.

    When I used to run with Frankie, in tracks, he was always saying, man, your cock is showing, I was like yeah, like they don't want it.

    Show it off bro!

    Well, Thailand aint China.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:59 pm

    The Angel of God wrote:
    RobertBlack wrote:Sounds like a positive.

    You have fucked the crazy girl right?

    It got pretty wild the first time we met, but I decided I don't want to now.  We usually just hang out in the courtyard.  Her with colas and me... well, drinking.

    The conservative Christian upbringing.

    Let me think, the Mother or the Father?

    Sounds like a strict Mother.

    My Mother was strict, but I think she hates all females, so every time a girl would call our house, threatening suicide after I dumped her, she was always like, plenty more in the sea dear.

    My Dad was the same. I think Dad was an anal guy. Judging by my Mum's uncontrolled faltuance.

    I was lucky with my parents.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:01 am

    You on the other hand, were not.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:03 am

    I suppose someone could de-programme you.

    It's like your Mother hypnotised you, like in the movie Get Out!!

    You should watch the movie Get Out Sciency!!

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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:10 am

    No hang on, what did Eggraid say, it was your baba?

    That would make sense, seeing as you never really mention him.

    What did he do to you Sciency, apart from making you a homophobe?



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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:47 am

    Forget it, you are de-progamming resistant, like a tick.

    I read your eyes Sciency.

    It is a gift I have.

    I saw the fear in your eyes. The insecurity.

    Still, I do respect your balls, to land in Asia, maybe I can do it too.



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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:49 am

    I will go to Taiwan soon.

    You can follow.

    I will allow.
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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:51 am

    And I will fuck an extremely hot Taiwanese girl, a girl you could never get, up the ass on the beach, right in front of you.

    OK? We have a deal?

    You can call me gay, then.

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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:55 am

    No offence, but to be honest, your wife, the one that I saw, anyway, I know you have had a few failures, was only good for doggy anal.

    Maybe that was what she was missing?

    Your baba's influence?
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    Post  RobertBlack on Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:15 am

    Eggraid knew, it was your baba.

    So now you run.

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