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    The Great Splendini

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    My Life Sucks Ass

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:23 am

    I fucked it up.

    Game over.

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    Psioncy

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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:08 am

    I fuck myself back to square one on a regular basis, as you've seen.

    I stand before you now in a state of complete fuckedness.

    Not knowing your specifics, I won't comment much except to say try to unfuck yourself.

    If I didn't at least try to unfuck things, I'd be superfucked.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:17 am

    yeah, actually there are different degrees of fucked-ness.

    things could get much worse.

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    Psioncy

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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:37 am

    Yeah, people usually love to give me the "well some people have no arms and legs."

    And it's always people much richer than me with problems they complain about that I would consider luxuries.

    Oh you're destitute with no prospects?  Well, I got turned down for a second yacht loan.  That's actually worse when you think about it.  Besides, it's not like your arms and legs are ripped off like most peoples.


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    eggraid

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    Post  eggraid on Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:06 pm

    Well atleast you have two arms and two legs, appreciate that atleast. Some people dont and they dont complain. Some are even blind.

    Does crazy chick have a vagina?
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    Psioncy

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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:37 am

    Do you?  Shocked

    What about the Headless Horseman?  That m'fkr didn't have a HEAD.

    People always vilify him but in my mind he had every reason to be pissed the F off and go lopping people's heads off left and right.  Don't tell me you wouldn't do the exact same thing in his situation.


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    Post  eggraid on Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:01 pm

    He didnt ger a head, he got a vagina instead.
    Some people get heads in their vaginas and it's supposed to hurt like hell.
    Not sure about myself. Think i might have been hatched from an egg.

    Id be pissed of if they didnt give me a head, yes. Dont think i would use any constructive violence either. I'd be chopping people's heads off because they're not "supposed" to have them.

    Never seen the movie, read the book or watched the tv series. Headless horseman definately hasnt



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    Psioncy

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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:31 pm

    I don't know about all the new media, but the legend was quite popular where I grew up.  I read somewhere that it was actually a revival of an old Norse legend about some king or something who lost his head and came back for vengeance.  Can't remember exactly and don't feel like re-researching.  

    Then in the colonial America it got revived from this tale of a german mercenary who got his head blown off by a cannonball in the American Revolution and became halloween associated lore, with Sleepy Hollow and the headless horseman riding the trails of colonial America twixt the villages at night, a flaming Jack O' Lantern where his head should be and lopping people's heads off with a sword or axe.  I like the axe version better but most depictions go with a sword.  



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