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    Speak m'fkn English M'FKRS!


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    Speak m'fkn English M'FKRS!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:50 pm

    I've wanted to join a mexican drug cartel ever since I first started watching fictional shows about them.  It looks sooooooo cool, 'cept that my "numero uno" (number one) problem is that I don't barely speak a lick o' spic and that ruins my suspension of disbelief in fantasizing about being in a mexican drug cartel cuz I've been to Mexico and S. America where I learned first hand that there ain't no subtitles scrolling by in real life.  (For reference, Pi, that would be kinda like trying to masturbate without knowing what a booby looks like.   Rolling Eyes )  Anyhoo, I'm watching a new series, Queen of The South, and it's all like 95%+ English, even when the beaners are talking to each other.  Sometimes they'll speak a sentence or two in mexican just for flavor, but then they'll revert right back to English like they're damned well supposed to.  Dammit, I want real life to start working this way, not just TV world!  This is America, amigos, the United States of!  Don't come here establishing a multi-billion dollar drug mafia if you ain't gonna do so in English, cuz I can't understand your stupid speedy gonzales talk and I don't feel like learning it.  I got enough problems figuring out what all the chinky-ching-chong I have to listen to means.  You all so-called "other cultures" give me a fkn headache with all your incoherent blathering.  This isn't the leaning tower of babel, cabrones.  It's called speakee the motherfucking English and it's the LAW.

    "It's all part of the plan."
    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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