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    Psioncy

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    Pi you need to get shitfaced.

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:32 pm

    I don't mean some pansy piss like wine either. I'm talking straight up liquor to blackout levels.

    All your troubles will disappear. More may well be created as a result, but you'll have a respite in the interim.

    Really, it's a fun game, much like playing dice. I pick up a drink and anything could happen. There's no telling. I might be out dancing all night. Might make a podcast. Might go somewhere. Might get plastered right outside the liquor store. Might get into a wild conversation. Might get in a fight. Might get mad laid. Might wake up safe and sound in my own bed. Might pass out in a ditch. Might keep going for week. Might not make it past midnight. Might be super friendly and funny. Might be the world's biggest asshole ever.

    Nothing is for sure except that I will DO AND SAY WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE DOING OR SAYING.

    There's a freedom in that.

    God I need a drink. My bank accounts are drained to nothing.


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    Re: Pi you need to get shitfaced.

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:40 pm

    Or you can come on here and really lay the smackdown on this place.  While that correctly sounds like a childish and stupid thing to do, when drunk it becomes immensely gratifying.  Here, I'll give you some writing prompts:

    1.  Let me tell yall you _____s something...
    2.  Fuck ______ and ______ and _____ and most of all fuck ______!
    3.  Everyone here is a complete fucking _____ who ____s ____s in the _____.

    The possibilities are endless.  For example, I never see you threatening to kick people's asses.  You should try it.  Just be completely gratuitous.  Get bigoted.  Just get it all out.  Your reward for it will be feeling like complete dogshit afterwards, but it'll be worth it.  Binge drinking always is.


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    Re: Pi you need to get shitfaced.

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:08 pm

    yeah, i'll pass

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    Re: Pi you need to get shitfaced.

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:19 pm

    you need to stop drinking.

    but since that's not going to happen...

    good luck not ending up in a gutter...

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    Re: Pi you need to get shitfaced.

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:34 pm

    You get a vacation from your own head, which we all need sometimes.  (Some of us more than others.)

    It's like a laxative for your mind.  (Also leaves a wee bit of its own toxic residue.)

    The point is, you DO get something out of your system with it.  It's like a purge of the body, mind, and soul.  

    People like to talk about how temporary a fix it is, but really all things in this world are transient.


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    Re: Pi you need to get shitfaced.

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:46 pm

    watch a movie to get out of your head.

    there's no risk that it will ruin your life.


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    Re: Pi you need to get shitfaced.

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:54 pm

    it's not a purge of anything, since you have to do it every day.

    you're deluding yourself.

    it's escapism is all it is.

    you're too much of a coward to deal with life's hardships.

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    Re: Pi you need to get shitfaced.

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:51 am

    You're a pussy for not doing it.  You really don't understand the concept of binge drinking, do you?

    It's not something you do "every day."  You would die pretty quickly if you did that.

    No.  You hold out and take care of shit for as long as you can and then when there's a window to do it in, you do it.

    Good luck with "watching movies" to escape life's problems.  Rolling Eyes

    That's hardly a solution.  Alcohol is a solution, a chemical one, literally.  It solves the problem of spiritual and mental constipation. Which you suffer from, bad.

    For me, it's really nice to have something that makes so stupid I can believe in shit like all the retards that surround me.  With alcohol, anything is possible.

    Can't dance?  Alcohol tells you you can.... and shall!

    Got something to tell your ex on FB but you've been keeping it locked away?  Alcohol hands you the key.

    Is there some PC mind-control bullshit holding you back from saying something that been's irking away at the back of your mind for years?  Alcohol will open a door for you to the other side.

    Gotta piss?  Relax, the world is your toilet.  As is the internet.  cheers


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    Re: Pi you need to get shitfaced.

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:10 am

    you have spiritual diarrhea.

    and you need to take anti-diarrheals with your alchohol.

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    Re: Pi you need to get shitfaced.

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Sep 03, 2017 12:00 pm

    Yeah, well, you can't even shake off your spiritual dingleberries.

    I don't even know what that means, but trust me, it sucks quite a lot.

    For you.


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    "It's all part of the plan."
    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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