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    Psioncy

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    Fuck you animals part deux

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:06 am

    Dear Motherfucking ANIMALS:

    Fuck you. Let me say that first and probably many many many more times to come.

    Fuck your beaks and fur and claws and all your dumbass shit.

    Look at me. I'm a HUMAN. I can use the internet. You sleep in your own shit. Fuck you loser.

    You canj't even use the internet. Your life totally sucks.



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    Re: Fuck you animals part deux

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:07 am

    Dumbfuck possum is so stupid.  I never understood possums before but lately I've been dealing with them.  They are DUMB as fuck.  Like I bet a squirrel is smarter than a possum. What are marsupials even doing in North America? Fuck you possums.


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    Re: Fuck you animals part deux

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:10 am

    Fuck you snake. You slither around and have to stick your tongue to "taste" the air. It's called "smelling" you dumb son of a bitch and it's what you use your nostrils fer. You ain't go no appendages, just long slithering body and head. There is NO CHANCE you will EVER be able to use the internet. Just no fucking way. You are a worthless dead end and fuck you.


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    Re: Fuck you animals part deux

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:15 am

    Fuck you DOLPHINS.  Shocked  

    Yeah I said it.  It's about time somebody did.  Everybody and their bullshit fascination with dolphins.  Dolphins are assholes.  They commit gang rape as part of their "culture."   Dolphins are smarter than a lot of other animals, but animals as a whole are retard fucks so that's a pretty low bar, ain't it?  I'd like to smash your dolphin brain in with a barnacle encrusted sledgehammer you sumabitch.

    And good luck ever using the internet underwater with fkn flippers, fuckass dolphin.


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    Re: Fuck you animals part deux

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:23 am

    Fuck you capybaras. Your entire purpose in life is as anaconda food.  And fuck anacondas too.  Those orgy balls are disgusting.  If I ever saw one in real life I would drop TNT on it, so gross the way y'all slither up into a ball and do a massive orgy gangbang in shallow public water with your spunk clouding up everything. It's the sickest most vile sight I've ever seen recorded. Get a room already, you fucking pervert anacondas.


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    Re: Fuck you animals part deux

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:27 am

    Cats:

    I actually like you. But please stop having sex.  Your sex is almost as gross as anaconda sex.  Nobody wants to listen to that.  Only cats get off on that shit, nobody else, so clam it you fkn slut cats.


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    Re: Fuck you animals part deux

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:31 am

    Cats are the one species that potentially may evolve into internet users some day.

    They've already conquered Youtube.  Half the content there is cat videos, so well played cats.

    I can watch cat videos for hours.


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    Re: Fuck you animals part deux

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:14 pm

    Fuck you dogs. You sons of bitches. Bark at me and I *will* kick your ass. I'll punch you in the fucking nose. Fuck you.


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