Laid Bare!


    Satan's Kingdom Official Ratings of TBJ posters

    Share
    avatar
    ladyluck

    Posts : 604
    Join date : 2010-10-30

    Satan's Kingdom Official Ratings of TBJ posters

    Post  ladyluck on Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:03 am

    Here are a few categories off the top of my head.

    1 - Least significant poster

    2 - Biggest ass-kisser who goes crying to the mods like a little bitch

    3 - Biggest overall asshole

    4 - Mod most likely to turn a blind eye to gangbanging

    5 - Poster able to take on most poodles at the same time

    Feel free to add any categories and cast your votes!





    avatar
    niceone

    Posts : 402
    Join date : 2010-05-17

    Re: Satan's Kingdom Official Ratings of TBJ posters

    Post  niceone on Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:48 am

    You are so righteous, man!
    avatar
    ladyluck

    Posts : 604
    Join date : 2010-10-30

    Re: Satan's Kingdom Official Ratings of TBJ posters

    Post  ladyluck on Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:49 am

    righteous? geez, i haven't been called that since i parted the red sea. nah, i'm just takin' the piss.

    ok, good ol' weffie inspired me for this next category.

    weffie cast silky as the nurse in misery in one of his posts. is weffie a great prophet living among mere mortals?

    so the next category is...drum roll please...

    poodle most likely to end up in the following scenario:

    poodle goes to local dining establishment, orders noodles. cook has a proclivity not to wash his hands after pooping. do you see where this is going? cook fondles poodles' noodles with unwashed hands. poodle eats feces-tainted noodles. poodle vomits. poodle poops his pants. poodle is rushed to the nearest ER.

    in a seemingly purely coincidental twist of fate, a few days earlier, Silky completes her degree in nursing and starts a new job at the very same hospital.

    silky happens to be the only nurse on duty the night the poodle is rushed in

    poodle lays helplessly in hospital bed expecting to be comforted and nursed back to health

    silky approaches the bed and whispers "so who needs to be put away like ol' yeller now, foreinge chump?"



    avatar
    niceone

    Posts : 402
    Join date : 2010-05-17

    Re: Satan's Kingdom Official Ratings of TBJ posters

    Post  niceone on Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:26 am

    Yes, righteous.

    I couldn't think of other man who fits this adjective more. Let me take a wild guess, are you Pi?
    avatar
    ladyluck

    Posts : 604
    Join date : 2010-10-30

    Re: Satan's Kingdom Official Ratings of TBJ posters

    Post  ladyluck on Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:27 am

    who are YOU?

    avatar
    niceone

    Posts : 402
    Join date : 2010-05-17

    Re: Satan's Kingdom Official Ratings of TBJ posters

    Post  niceone on Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:33 am

    I am your friend, Bouncer bounce
    avatar
    ladyluck

    Posts : 604
    Join date : 2010-10-30

    Re: Satan's Kingdom Official Ratings of TBJ posters

    Post  ladyluck on Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:36 am

    did you find my story with the feces-tainted noodles at least mildly amusing?

    come on, give me a clue about your identity.
    avatar
    ladyluck

    Posts : 604
    Join date : 2010-10-30

    Re: Satan's Kingdom Official Ratings of TBJ posters

    Post  ladyluck on Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:54 am

    niceone, are you male or female?

    were you a poster at TBJ? or did you stumble on this forum by googling "Satan and eternal damnation"?

    avatar
    silkywave3

    Posts : 1047
    Join date : 2010-05-03

    actually I cann't distinguish from niceone and ladyluck

    Post  silkywave3 on Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:15 pm

    Now I begin to notice they are two persons. Embarassed
    avatar
    niceone

    Posts : 402
    Join date : 2010-05-17

    Re: Satan's Kingdom Official Ratings of TBJ posters

    Post  niceone on Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:01 pm

    Yeah it would be more interesting if silky was the only nurse in the hospital where poodles ...

    Stop guessing. I am your friend. bounce

    ladyluck wrote:did you find my story with the feces-tainted noodles at least mildly amusing?

    come on, give me a clue about your identity.

    Banasty

    Posts : 981
    Join date : 2010-09-09

    Re: Satan's Kingdom Official Ratings of TBJ posters

    Post  Banasty on Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:52 pm

    Good thread.
    Well, lets see, Herojuana is a suicidal, manically depressed drug and alcohol addict who has desires for men, yet claims he is a homophobe;
    Count Zero, well, he's just a dumb homo;
    Monkey King, a creppy old geriatric American kindergarten owner with a bad fetish for Chinese teenage girls the same age as his step-daughter. You run girl, if it's not too late already!;
    TBJ Admin, a boring bearded midget, forum and magazine owner thief with delusions of grandeur and power;
    ATD, a fat hippo with a yellow bellow;
    Otto, a blonde midget with a retarded mouth which looks like he sucked on a tank gun when he was a toddler. Oh he still is a toddler!;
    YYZ - slutty Squinty who loves the "boys!";

    Loose Lips Lizzie, a latino transeual fiddle player:

    Did I foregt anyone?
    avatar
    ladyluck

    Posts : 604
    Join date : 2010-10-30

    Re: Satan's Kingdom Official Ratings of TBJ posters

    Post  ladyluck on Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:27 am

    Banasty wrote:
    Did I foregt anyone?

    I think masturblurker is one of the biggest faggit assholes on that site.

    all he does is jump on the poodle bandwagon.

    he never posts anything of any interest or relevance.

    he still has that gay avatar and thinks that joke is still funny.

    masturblurker, YOU are a BIG TIME FAGGIT.

    and on behalf of Satan's Kingdom, I would like to offer you a dildo.

    if you don't like it, you can stick it up your ass.

    if you DO like it, you can stick it up your gay lover's hairy ass.

    congratulations, faggit.


    Sponsored content

    Re: Satan's Kingdom Official Ratings of TBJ posters

    Post  Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:26 pm