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    ladyluck

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    I am THE ADVERSARY, and this is my story

    Post  ladyluck on Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:44 am

    I'm fucking sick of talking about the poodles.

    The poodles can lick my ass.

    What better topic to bring up than Satan here at Satan's Kingdom?

    Here's an excerpt from "SATAN: An Autobiography" by Yehuda Berg

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    Then, you took a bite.

    And that, boys and girls, was the precise moment that I, Satan, was placed inside you.

    Before you had taken a bite from the fruit, I was a force that existed outside of you.

    But once you ate from the proverbial apple, I was injected, like a virus, into you.

    And you didn't know what hit you.

    In fact, when I first started whispering to you, you panicked; you thought you were schizophrenic, hearing voices.

    I calmed you down and convinced you I was just the voice of reason inside of you.

    But I was really mixing truth with lies to deceive you, and to steer you away from the original plan.

    ...

    And just like that, I became the dominant consciousness occupying your brain.

    ...

    Once you triumph over this preprogrammed consciousness, you will conquer death and return home - which simply means that happiness will be yours forever.


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    Sympathy for the Devil

    Post  ladyluck on Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:55 am

    Most likely, you don't even believe that I exist. After all, anonymity and deception have been part of my strategy since the very beginning. Your disbelief certainly works for me. If nothing else, it's proof that I've been doing a good job.

    Just hear me out. The truth is I'm very real, and very powerful, and you and I are locked in a deadly struggle. What's worse, I'm winning - that much I'm sure you'll acknowledge. Just take a look around. Under my influence, you've turned this world into one hell of a mess.

    But here's what you don't know. Although I'm your Opponent in this Game of Life, in the end, I'm just doing my job, and way down deep, I'm rooting for you to win.

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:57 am

    Lucifer is the angel of light and the morning star.

    Perfect in wisdom and beauty.

    Any corruption within us as humans lies in how we differ from him.

    I'm pretty sure he wasn't the one who *planted* that tree, right?

    He loves us and wants us to FREE. There's a big price to pay for that.

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    Post  Poodle Punisher on Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:58 am

    I don't know, Psioncy, it's a little slow so far.

    Does it get more interesting? And more importantly, is there assrape?
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    Post  ladyluck on Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:11 am

    haha, is there assrape? of course there's assrape. silly question.

    the assrape is coming. be patient. that's the fucking climax. need to build up the tension first. like with wawa.

    yo yo yo, zionsy. what up?

    In the Old Testament is the first ever appearance of the word Satan in the history of literature.

    It's a Hebrew word which translates to "adversary".

    The Old Testament actually says "HaSatan", which means "the adversary", or "he who opposes."

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:27 am

    ladyluck wrote:haha, is there assrape? of course there's assrape. silly question.

    the assrape is coming. be patient. that's the fucking climax. need to build up the tension first. like with wawa.

    yo yo yo, zionsy. what up?

    In the Old Testament is the first ever appearance of the word Satan in the history of literature.

    It's a Hebrew word which translates to "adversary".

    The Old Testament actually says "HaSatan", which means "the adversary", or "he who opposes."


    Oh yipes, this a big can o' worms. I have work to get to get to, so i'll just do the full speed fast forward rundown for you.

    You have to go back to Hebrew Mishnah (oral tradition) to get the earliest references.

    And of course, the heebs got most of there stuff from the Babs, and back on down the line...

    Misnah describes the Angel Samael being sent to Earth to convince Lilith, the estranged first wife of Adam, to return to him.

    Although censored for the public, Lilith does get still get a shoutout in the OT in metaphor of a "screech owl"

    The Isiah reference you mentioned uses the "heylel", which means star. St. Jerome used the Latin Vulgate "Lucifer' (the planet venus/light) in his translation. Greek word was Phosphoros. And the list goes on and on...

    The second biblical reference is in Ezekiel, which goes back to earlier time to desribe when Lucifer was favored by God.

    He comes back again in Job, and here the term "Satan" makes it's appearance. "A group of angels appeared before the Lord and Satan was them." Yes the term means adversary. They call him that in the bible because he is indeed the adversary of Heaven.

    Antichrist shows up in Daniel, not Revelations, where that word is never used. Though a comparative study of Daniel and Revelations is quite illuminating.

    The word Satan returns in full glory in Revelations, with quotes like "Michael and his Angels fought, and Satan and his angels fought back." (sounds like they started it) to Jesus saying "I saw Satan fall from Heaven like lightening"

    And of course all the "antichrist" terms, like "Son of perdition" "Man of Sin" "Beast" and so forth, all coming out of Revelations.

    Bascially, Lucifer only gets a dozen or so passing references in the entire Bible, and very propagandized negative ones at that, yet still somehow manages to steal the show and define the entire book. Mad props to Satan on that one yo!
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    Post  ladyluck on Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:35 am

    whoa, you know this shit like an assrapist know's wawa's big fat tush.

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    Post  ladyluck on Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:29 pm

    Satan's Kingdom is the adversary of TBJ Poodlepede.

    Satan is the adversary of everyone.

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    Post  ladyluck on Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:42 am

    we're all in fucking HELL.

    we were once in heaven, in the garden of eden. god kicked us out.

    the motherfucker assraped us and kicked our asses out.

    and here we are. with the fucking poodles.

    it's like a fucking football match. heaven is like getting to the quarterback and sacking him.

    satan the adversary, is like the fucking defensive line.

    and he's a big nasty mean motherfucker.

    and we have to get around him.

    and we're all a big bunch of pussies.




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    Post  ladyluck on Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:48 am

    we are NOT in fucking Kansas anymore.

    we were. once upon a time. but not anymore.

    we got assraped. and evicted.

    you CANNOT go back to Kansas without confronting the wicked witch that is your ugly sick selfish egotistical nature.

    you're trapped in hell. for eternity. with poodles.




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    Post  Poodle Punisher on Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:17 am

    ladyluck wrote:
    the motherfucker [u]assraped us [/u]and kicked our asses out.







    cheers

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    Post  Poodle Punisher on Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:18 am

    ladyluck wrote:like an assrapist

    cheers cheers

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    Post  Poodle Punisher on Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:19 am

    ladyluck wrote:
    we got assraped. and evicted.




    cheers cheers cheers

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