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    buttfucking thread 1

    Post  niceone on Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:46 am

    Ok. Here we go. Sciency encouraged me to do this.

    Why do you guys like this at all?? How rude is rude enough?
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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:10 am

    Look, just *starting* a buttfucking thread isn't nearly enough.

    You need to actually BUTTFUCK someone.

    Popular choices include Herojuana, Count Zero, and Otto. I don't think anyone's buttfucked Monkey King yet, so maybe you'd like to give him a try?

    You can't be shy and wishy-washy about BUTTFUCKING. There's no foreplay. Just work yourself up to a raging cyberection, then bend that son of a bitch poodle over and shove it directly into his BUTT as hard and as fast as you possibly can.

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    Post  niceone on Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:30 am

    I don't get it. Where's the pleasure doing that?
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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:38 am

    It's all in the penis of course.

    Now, you'd better stop dilly-dallying and get on with the buttfucking if you ever expect to see that SK Cyberstalking award you covet so dearly.

    TobbyG's already got his framed and hanging over his headboard.
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    Post  niceone on Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:39 am

    I don't have that!
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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Nov 20, 2010 10:53 am

    Stop making excuses. This is the internet, you can have a whale-sized schlong if you want one.

    LadyLuck is giving away free assraping dildos in her various competitions here, go win one!

    All I know is that we're seven posts into your so-called "buttfucking" thread, and not one single poster has been buttfucked yet. Why did you even start it?

    Would you dash out into the center of crowded dance floor screaming "Everybody look at me!" and then just stand there all dazed and confused?

    Snap out of it! Bust a move.

    *Sigh*

    Look, I can see you got in way over your head here, let me help you out with a freebie. Here's *my* ass. Buttfuck *me*.
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    Post  ladyluck on Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:05 am

    niceone,

    don't try to be someone you're not.

    if buttfucking isn't for you, then just let it be.

    no one ever gets banned from Satan's Kingdom.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:23 am

    No, she needs to learn to finish what she started!

    I've already dropped trou for chrissake.

    Where is it!?!?! I'm waiting....

    Pfffff... chicks. They just can't figure out buttfucking to save their lives.

    No, of course she won't get banned. But she *can* forget about that prestigious cyberstalking award.

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    Post  niceone on Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:40 pm

    Alright Sciency. Buttfuck you for that prestigious cyberstalking award!

    Do I get it now? Or you have to bleed?

    Hey, how about a runner-up cyberstalking award?
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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:58 pm

    niceone wrote:Alright Sciency. Buttfuck you for that prestigious cyberstalking award!

    What? You thought'd it be *that* easy? If we were just *giving* these awards away they'd have no meaning.

    No, all that got you was a SK Junior Buttfucker Merit Badge.



    Congrats, that's a first step at least.

    To become eligible for a highly prestigious Satan's Kingdom *Award* however, you will first have to attain 20 of the 30 merit badges in the following categories:

    PM Stalking
    Paranoia
    Biased Moderating
    Hacking
    Dead Pets
    Alcoholism
    SMS Stalking
    Defamation
    Namecalling
    Violence Appointments
    Racism
    Sockpuppeteering
    Obsession
    Threatmaking
    Schizoprhenia
    Flesh Searching
    Deportation
    Rape
    Urine Collecting
    Misogyny
    Poodlehumping
    Narcing
    Chinabashing
    Truthtwisting

    So which one would you like to tackle next, Initiate?


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    Post  ladyluck on Sat Nov 20, 2010 7:36 pm

    niceone, start with Namecalling.

    I think you'd be really good.

    Here, try filling in the blanks.

    Otto is a big fat __________________ and a tub of ________________ and his mother wears ____________________.



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    Post  niceone on Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:44 am

    Herojuana is a big fat __truck_ and a tub of _diesel oil__ and his mother wears __tyres__.
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    Post  ladyluck on Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:45 am

    haha, that's the spirit.

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    Post  niceone on Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:49 am

    Thanks, hon. Your aier poem is great!
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    Post  ladyluck on Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:54 am

    niceone wrote:Thanks, hon. Your aier poem is great!

    awwww, that's so sweet.

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    Post  niceone on Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:43 am

    Wink You ARE sweet.

    Let's do Schizoprhenia and defamation.

    Give me a sentence!
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:20 pm

    niceone wrote:

    Let's do Schizoprhenia and defamation.

    Give me a sentence!

    I am a criminal and so am I.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:31 pm

    ladyluck wrote:

    Here, try filling in the blanks.

    Otto is a big fat __scrawny_polack___ and a tub of __poopface____ and his mother wears ___BITCH!____.



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    Post  ladyluck on Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:54 pm


    lol! schizophrenia and defamation.

    too fucking funny.



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    Post  niceone on Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:44 am

    Can I get a prettier badge now? I reached next level "namecalling"!

    Psioncy wrote:
    niceone wrote:Alright Sciency. Buttfuck you for that prestigious cyberstalking award!

    What? You thought'd it be *that* easy? If we were just *giving* these awards away they'd have no meaning.

    No, all that got you was a SK Junior Buttfucker Merit Badge.



    Congrats, that's a first step at least.

    To become eligible for a highly prestigious Satan's Kingdom *Award* however, you will first have to attain 20 of the 30 merit badges in the following categories:

    PM Stalking
    Paranoia
    Biased Moderating
    Hacking
    Dead Pets
    Alcoholism
    SMS Stalking
    Defamation
    Namecalling
    Violence Appointments
    Racism
    Sockpuppeteering
    Obsession
    Threatmaking
    Schizoprhenia
    Flesh Searching
    Deportation
    Rape
    Urine Collecting
    Misogyny
    Poodlehumping
    Narcing
    Chinabashing
    Truthtwisting

    So which one would you like to tackle next, Initiate?


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:56 pm

    niceone wrote:Can I get a prettier badge now? I reached next level "namecalling"!


    Jimminy Crickets on a chuar stick, what've I gotten myself into? I should have known better than to start an incentive program.

    Very well, here's some more pixel crack to feel proud of...

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    Beautiful medal

    Post  silkywave3 on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:12 am

    I want one as well. Cool
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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:09 pm

    Right, would anyone like to nominate Silky? She's definitely overdue for *something*.

    In what specific category do you feel she deserves recognition? (Feel free to make up new categories)


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    Post  Not Hair PI on Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:13 am

    Psioncy wrote:
    niceone wrote:Can I get a prettier badge now? I reached next level "namecalling"!


    Jimminy Crickets on a chuar stick, what've I gotten myself into? I should have known better than to start an incentive program.

    Very well, here's some more pixel crack to feel proud of...


    Can I get one for banging Herojuana's wife in the poop-chute?


    Granted I am the 6th dude to do the deed, but I did it nonetheless!

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    Post  niceone on Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:18 pm

    Since no one is helping with blanks filling games, I will take racism as 2nd.

    I hate all japanese including mix-blooded japanese. I hate all stuff from japan, related to japan... except sushi. I want all of them disappear from the world. Hating them is the holy of holies in my life.

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