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    Psioncy

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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 16, 2010 8:31 pm

    Gerald's Poppadoms wrote:I like Ouzo, always makes me laugh, the Poms call it Pernod, that is aniseed definitely.

    Sambucca, had a few shots and so on, not really an expert on it.

    There is a new baijiu out quite smooth.

    I always drop sugar cubes in it, that does the trick.

    A *new* baijiu?!?! Are you kidding me? I thought baijiu was just an 8,000 year old distilled cowshit recipe.

    Whatever, I'm in. What's it called?

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 16, 2010 8:38 pm

    I dunno, but it is good shit, smooth.

    Yeah, ALWAYS buy enough booze.


    It is 42% and has hit the shops big time.

    I will try and post a pic.

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 16, 2010 8:43 pm

    Nah can't find it.

    It's got like 2 very simple characters on it, white label.

    The bottom character is like pi (maths).

    Drop a couple of sugar cubes into that baby and you are set.
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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 16, 2010 8:56 pm

    Oh no, nevermind. I know which one you're talking bout. It's that smaller bottle with the long thin neck and the white label. Seen it, noted it. I'm a baijiu drinker, so will try it. And when it comes to baijiu, price makes no difference. The shit they sell by my building is only 2 kuai. Holy fuck, like drinking for free. Sambuca is 136 RMB, but stick on that tonight.

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 16, 2010 9:01 pm

    Yeah it is as cheap as shit but it is southern baijiu, not like that green bottle Beijing shit.

    God honestly, an Aussie mate of mine and I tried to drink that shit and we both puked.


    That stuff is nasty.

    Why they drink it in Beijing I have no idea!
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 16, 2010 9:06 pm

    Oh right fuck the erguotou. I've had sanguotou, siguotou, even shiguotou!

    Raging hangover, violence, not worth it. Baijiu leaves a taste the next day, but workwithable.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 16, 2010 9:20 pm

    I'm 50% on the Sambuca.

    No bitches tonight, I still love my old GF, i don't care what anybody thinks.

    Finish the sambuca, get more. That was the deal, yes?

    Also I need to hang my laundry still.

    Five more minutes, quit your fkn nagging!!!!

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 16, 2010 9:23 pm

    Sciency, there is always a plan.

    Let me help you.


    I obsessed over my blow up doll for about two years.


    She blocked all her e-mail addresses from me and changed her phone number about five times.

    Not only that many gifts I sent her were stolen in the mail.

    Now she is with me and we are very happy.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 16, 2010 9:26 pm

    Tnks Poopadoms, I won't give up.

    She's just young and fkn crazy.

    I won't give up on her!!!!

    Ever.

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 16, 2010 9:27 pm

    You just need to be non-Chinese and persistent.

    Send her your talents in the art field.

    Writing, poems, drawings, music, whatever, make it heart felt and send it.

    Get flowers delivered to where she feels is secret and don't leave your name.

    Yes I did all this using a couple of Chinese lovers and yes they felt my obsessional love for her they even overcame their jealousy to do it.

    I miss them and of course destroyed their hearts but it all worked and now I have my new blow up doll and I will marry her.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 16, 2010 9:29 pm

    No.

    I mean thank u for your advice.

    But with her, I'm not sneaking around.

    I'll KILL! I don't care.

    You know I've fucked a lot of girls this year.

    More than poodle humpers have fkd in a lifetime.

    That's not even the point to me though.

    It's just her, for day to day satisfaction and LOVE.

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 16, 2010 9:31 pm

    Don't give up, always persist but persist in a dominating, winning way.

    Don't ever let her think she has the upper hand.

    Be nasty and cold.

    Never be pathetic.

    Especially in your communications.

    Bring her down.

    But reward her too with your love.

    Man is number one and you are special and she needs you!



    If she is Chinese it should be guaranteed.


    And anyway, all females want to hear is that you love them and no other, for life.


    Show your love, convince her of it then you cannot lose.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 16, 2010 9:36 pm

    Look, i hate to give away information.

    But she's DEFINATELY NOT chinese, k?

    i will get her back, don't worry about it.

    I don't want to say all the details.

    They're as fkd as fkd can get.

    I don't *care*.

    I hope she's reading this, boowitch.

    Anything, i know what pressure ur under, all you've seen and experienced baby.

    Never does my love change.

    FOREVER!

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 16, 2010 9:37 pm

    My gf is pretty hot (right poodles).

    You know what I did to coach myself to win her back after she said no way!?

    I listened to two songs endlessly:

    Shaggy: Why do you treat me so bad;

    And Tom Petty: Don't come around here no more.


    You know what!?

    They fucking worked!


    I got her just as Shaggy said I would.


    Download it right now!


    Stop being a pussy and get with the don't be a wussy reality!




    Chick's dig dominance!



    Do it!


    Listen to those songs!


    Man my gf is like tough tough!



    Do it Sciency!


    I mean that in a nice way!

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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 16, 2010 9:38 pm

    Man listen to those songs.

    Please, then see if they help.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 16, 2010 9:40 pm

    I only have *one* song, I listen to everyday for her.

    "Nothing Else Matters" -Metallica

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 16, 2010 9:42 pm

    No, please Sciency try downloading those two songs.

    It will help you to change your perspective.

    I mean it.


    You see that is what she wants you to listen to.

    Very few male singers have addressed the bitch factor of women!


    You will see if you do it.
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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 16, 2010 9:44 pm

    K, I'll try tomorrow.

    It's not like I don't get pussy. That's not even the point.

    Even my aging father says "It's "just" a "biochemical" reaction making you think this way."

    He can fuck off with that bullshit!

    I'm getting her back and keeping her.

    I *know* love, even if *HE* doesn't anymore.


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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 16, 2010 9:47 pm

    At least try it!

    Don't be so masochistic.


    If that is the right word, actually I have no idea what it really means.

    Females are the enemy until we win them over.

    That was one thing that Avatar got right!

    And they didn't even know it!


    Jump on your monster and make her yours!


    Haha!

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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 16, 2010 9:48 pm

    Lock hair with her!
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 16, 2010 9:59 pm

    Oh excuuuuussssseeee me!

    This *is* the correct thread.

    Soory i cuoled!

    R_B, I remember u man. You were a cool guy.

    I remember that night u and that other kiwi guy went out and got into all that trouble.

    Funny as hell!!!
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 16, 2010 10:01 pm

    After that the boss was all like "NO MORE KIWIS!!!!" LOL!

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 16, 2010 10:10 pm

    Yeah he had that right!

    But of course I am a pom.

    I am trying to ring Huanchu.

    She won't answer now!

    I am into some serious defamation shit and criminal shit with her later.

    Why she no answer now?

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Sun May 16, 2010 10:12 pm

    I remember you too Sciency and that is why I know Herojuana will be kissing your balls later begging her not to hurt her.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 16, 2010 10:14 pm

    Don't talk about my GF assholes!

    I willl fkn kill u!!!!!

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