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    Psioncy

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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 17, 2010 12:10 pm

    K...

    Nope, I'm remarkably unscathed.
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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  niceone on Mon May 17, 2010 12:17 pm

    Check your diary then, you seem to enjoy writing esp. when drunk;
    Check your phone, see if there're any calls going to the wrong numbers;
    Check your bedsheet, check your toilet, check the bottles...

    If everything is good, then you simply slept the night away. Congrats!
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    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 17, 2010 12:20 pm

    I don't even want to look at my phone right now, sorry.

    Toilet had a big poo and several cigarette butts in it... now flushed.

    But if I slept, why do I feel so tired now -and how to explain the flashes?
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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  niceone on Mon May 17, 2010 12:24 pm

    cerebral concussion & temporary dysosmia
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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 17, 2010 12:27 pm

    Come on, I may be dumb but I'm not stupid.

    I would *know* if I was concussed.

    Cuz believe me, I *have* been many times.

    Well, at least I think so.

    It's not like I remember anything.
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    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 17, 2010 12:34 pm

    You're right about the dysosmia though.

    All I can smell is turpentine.
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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  niceone on Mon May 17, 2010 12:44 pm

    Good news!

    Repeated stimulation leaves signals in animals' brains and plants' memorial cells.

    The rational are jealous of the emotional and/or sentimental, sometimes.
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    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 17, 2010 12:48 pm

    That is *fantastic* news!

    You're insane, aren't you?

    I like Razz
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    Post  Admin on Tue May 18, 2010 5:11 am

    I didn't drink today. Well, I feel like unbelievable shit still from 24 hours ago, so pretty easy not to.

    In day or two my medulla will sent impulses to my cerebrael areas, let them figure out the arguments to persuade my thinking into doing a 180 on short notice. My own mind used against me by me, devious.

    Then the demon will have my feet walking straight to a bar. I'll be thinking "don't do this, STOP" but I won't.

    It's stronger than I am. I don't say that easily, just an admission of fact, proven over and over. The patterns couldn't be clearer. It's an opportunist, full of lust and craving, anger and violence. And it lays in wait.

    I've tried to reason with it, but it's not rational. I've tried to corner it, but it's elusive. I've tried to cage it, but it's like a michear schroffeir...

    All I can do is double the guards.

    Isolate myself from stress (people).

    As try to find another, less self destructive, outlet for it.

    Otherwise it's gonna kill me.

    People say just "control yourself". But it's not that simple.

    I'm surrounded by enemies. But they're *nothing*.

    Enemy number one is *me*.

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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  mightymouse on Tue May 18, 2010 1:31 pm

    Hey sciency how's your battle with God going? Just do the world a favor and put your tragic ass down ASAP so we can breath a sigh of relief.

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Tue May 18, 2010 1:40 pm

    Is it Mongo?

    albino cheers
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    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 18, 2010 1:50 pm

    mightymouse wrote:Hey sciency how's your battle with God going?

    Not well. He's just got me fighting myself while he's sits all pretty up there, pretending like his hands are clean. All in good time though. First thing's first.

    mightymouse wrote: Just do the world a favor and put your tragic ass down ASAP so we can breath a sigh of relief.

    Thank you for your suggestion. It's already been under serious consideration for some while now.

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Tue May 18, 2010 2:25 pm

    Hey, where Mongo go?

    Come back and play with us Mongo.

    Forever and ever and ever.

    bounce

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    Post  otto on Tue May 18, 2010 3:10 pm

    Just to clear things up, I actually am the palindrome-not the other guy

    I don't know who the other guy is, but he's not me. I'm just posting to say that I wouldn't tell Sciency to kill himself. I'd tell him to grow a fucking pair and stop pissing and moaning about his long-gone girlfriend and his faux alcoholism. It's pathetic and sickening.

    Also-let me pull the band aid off real fast, Sciency-she's totally done. Not even a a shred of hope. She hasn't contacted you in a month, she's definitely with another guy, and if she was banging you 4 times a day, what do you figure she's doing now? Right now as you sit there bitching about it. so be a fkn man and get over it.


    Just wanted to clarify, thanks.

    seeya bye
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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 18, 2010 3:35 pm

    Otto, I appreciate you not wanting me to kill myself.

    All your paltry advice is cliched bullshit though.

    And you can shove it directly up your ass.

    You don't know the depths of it.

    My alcoholism is very real and very dangerous. I'm taking care of that first.

    Next step is get her back.

    THEN kill God.

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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  otto on Tue May 18, 2010 4:08 pm

    ok.

    you just keep on doing the pussy dance then.

    And if you really are an alcoholic, why do you buy the LITTLE bottles of sambuca? what kind of an alcoholic is that?


    a faux alcoholic, that's what


    By the way, you need to diversify the insanity pool here

    you've only really got 3 kinds of shithead here. One of them is EXTREMELY boring. the other/s is FAR too single minded, and then there's you.

    and I'm not coming here to re-hash 2 years of Jam Shortening's impotent dung flinging, or talk to steamed broccoli.

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Tue May 18, 2010 5:15 pm

    I dunno, it's just not the old Mongo we grew to love on TBJ.

    You are right Sciency, he has lost his nasty mojo and i din't think he will get it back, poor little midget.

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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  otto on Tue May 18, 2010 7:30 pm

    hey...look. it's a decrepit old man talking shit

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 18, 2010 7:31 pm

    He'll be back.
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    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 18, 2010 7:35 pm

    LOL! I was right on target!

    Just for the record, I'd had two jingjiu's and a bottle of baijiu before I started the Sambuca (big bottle 40%). And that was finished before I actually went out and started drinking at the bars.

    I was out all night apparently, remember nothing.

    And I do this *frequently*.

    If you don't think that's a serious fkn alcohol problem, I welcome you to reach that level and show me how it's done.

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Tue May 18, 2010 7:38 pm

    Oh yes, Mongo always cums back.

    We could ask poor Tu Dou, if he were still alive.




    And YYZ is not talking since she dumped him.

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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  otto on Tue May 18, 2010 8:31 pm

    I could have sworn you mentioned having to go out to get a SECOND bottle of sambuca for 138 RMB. And what kind of 750ml Sambuca costs 138RMB anyway? I cant find booze that cheap. maybe I'm not looking hard enough

    Also, since I've checked, it kind of looked like you posted all night til 4 or something


    anyway-I can't drink like that, fer sher.

    and if you do, you're definitely drinking yourself to death. Like Nic Cage in leaving las vegas.

    lots of puke and feeling like shit. maybe some hooker will steal your semen and get pregnant off your corpse



    And Gerald Jambo? you're old, hagard, and weak. you're skinny fat guy with bitch tits.


    you should work out

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    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Tue May 18, 2010 8:34 pm

    Yes Mongo and I am working on getting a unique mouth as you do.

    How long is that fucker?

    You must be able to take a really big black one huh?

    Deep throat?

    Is that why the fat bi-boys like you so much?

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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  Gerald's Poppadoms on Tue May 18, 2010 8:36 pm

    Did YYZ drop a few big brown Poppadoms into it?


    I guess being a midget you just had to look up and she said bombs away!?

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    Re: Can I Stop Drinking?

    Post  otto on Tue May 18, 2010 8:39 pm

    well look at that...it's an impotent lonely old man talking shit again.



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